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Not to be all doom and gloomity But poor baby Luz needs some soothing tea The finale just shocked me Like the emperor's rock peeps I really thought we'd get more Lumity - Mod E
I thought i could make a librarian Out of this mute dignitarian Turns out he's just mean And cannot fit the scene So I'll above him at this murd'rous ferryman - Mod E
When internet pages you're scrollin' And meme forums you are a'trollin' A meme most delectable's Really expectable Someone out there is Rick Rollin' - Mod E
In reality, I'm lying down On this campus's green, grassy ground But to rhyme grass with ass The chance couldn't just pass! So to lying to you I was bound. - Mod E
I’m sitting out here on the grass And getting green stains on my ass The weather is nice (That is, if you’ve ice) But who knows how long this will last? - Mod E
I'm sitting out here on the grass And getting green stains on my ass The weather is nice (That is, if you've ice) But who knows how long this will last? - Mod E
My friends I'm afraid will resent memes If all I ever do is hoard sent memes So onward they go L. O. L. and hi-ho! Please reblog this post with your good friends' memes! - Mod E
We reckon this needs celebration! This started as just recreation But ever since then With you followers ten We say, on to yet more meme-iation! - Mods E, M, and B
Well, we’re in an unfortunate sitch Since our senate is headed by Mitch He helps bougies seem queens So let’s build guillotines And, as Karl Marx said, “Eat the rich” - Mods E, M, and B
Fair Canada's capital's Ott'wa And to visit one day—well I've gotta! Along with Celeste (These two games are the best!) I've been playing a whole lot of BOTW - Mod E
The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste - Mod M
Mod M said "This game is the best!" So I thought I would give it a test And now I am sighing Because I keep dying This beautiful game's called Celeste - Mod E
The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste - Mod M
I don't want to sound like a bitch Or end up dead in a ditch It's really not funny That college costs money So please—really, please—eat the rich - Mod E
You think there's a limerick fandom? That's cute, but it's really too random And too niche an interest For any save Pinterest But lol we're not working in tandem -Mods E, M, B
We haven't got options aplenty And unpleasant choices—we've many So when comes November, Please vote! And remember— Moldy onion for prez twenty-twenty - Mod E
yes 2020 has sucked like a ravenous kirby but in november we finally get to vote that hateful orange turd out of office so eyes on the prize ya’lls
In English class no one would ask me What book I would take, were I at sea. See, nobody asked Cos you can't change the past They all knew that it's the Great Gatsby - Mod E
This limerick, I'd like to acknowledge That all of my thoughts are on college We only discuss (As we think and we fuss) 'Bout how to obtain some new knowledge - Mod E
While I may never be an Airbender And I don't know a tire from a fender This is the week for this— Nary a streak of cis— Sure do love being agender! - Mod E
A friend of mine took up the yoke Of humour, and never revoked They said oh so boldly "Oh, you know me, "I would go any far for a joke!" - Mod E
I’m creating a blog with two fools Who don’t always play by the rules Though they may think I’m funny And I beat them at rummy I really do think that they’re jewels - Mod E
Well, now that this blog has begun I’d like to say “hi everyone” The deadline, though stressful Helps me be successful And makes each new queueing more fun - Mod M
Seems to me like we’re at the induction To some longstanding limerick construction It’s buckwild how fast We can make a joke last Past a simple enough introduction - Mod B