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HELP??

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB THE WEDDING??? WHAT THE FUCK?? GUYS??

i wish it was longer tho 😔🙏

erik. make a honeymoon audio and my life is yours.

SOO SOON !!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG

so i was re-watching Asher’s new audio right, and i was looking at the comments, tell me why Erik replied to a comment and said the wedding was gunna be in june and lowkey i am so fucking excited. RAHHH THIER GETTING MARRIED. (running home so i can write an this rn)

Giggling rn

AHHHHHHHHH. um.

Asher in his new audio has me screaming (Without the s) like I haven't heard his voice in a while so the first word that came out of his pretty little mouth had me giggling. AND THE INUENDOS??? UGHHHHHH

I need him.

BAHHAHAHHAHA DAVID BEAT THEM IN JD HAHAHAHAHAH.

anyways uhh u guys want me to post some hc I have ab RA? (Their like some lame birthday hc stuff, nothing special)

also Davids April video had me the same way. SUBBY DAVEY?? NOW.

(JD's just dance btw)

please explain !!

is it cause I'm poor and can't afford Erik's Patreon that I have no fucking clue what this whole 'club' shit is with the wolf babes and sam?? Like I be seeing videos like : "This is soo Angel and Asher at the club!!!" and I js roll with it not knowing wtf they're talking ab. so uh I wanna know if this is public info and I'm genuinely stupid and don't know who to use context clues, or im js a broke bitch.

I was also wondering when the Shaw pack meets Morgan and escorts him to whoever he goes. and also video pretty pleaseeee.

(I also js wanna say thanks to all of y'all for answering my dumb lil questions!!!)

BOUNS: I also finished Inversion and Imp/Cataclysm today so super excited to get to finish Project Meridian.

THOSE ARE LITERALLY MY ANGEL AND BABE FITS OMG IAHAJAHAJAJAHAHAHAHSHA

The Shaw Pack Wedding 🕊️

(Ft. My beloved @angelicaether ‘s Angel and David)

Hot Boy Honeymoon event on the Sky Side server~

This time the theme is weddings and honeymoons in honor of the pack wedding!

The things that audio made me feel was SICK I LOVED IT SO MUCH

Here’s my quick notes it—

Nothing will ever take me out quicker than Asher’s “I’m gonna be a husband!” It’s been on loop in my head since the video came out and it’s never going away

The listeners silence will never not be funny to me, I’m sorry—lowkey wish Sam was a part of the mate car tho, could’ve gotten wolf time too pleasee

Y’all heard Milo’s inner Lasko slip out there when talking about being nervous with Sam right lmaoo

Hey so fuck you David for that beautiful speech you gave Ash, I’m literally rolling on the floor choking and sobbing (It was actually his vows to Asher, if you wanted to him instead should’ve just said so /pos) that “more words” part was actually very real and hit too hard

I’m too much of a sucker for when any of the wolf boys hug

“We still got enough time for me to beat your ass and get you cleaned back up, Beta-boy” quoted at least once a day

Milo’s voice crack when he tells Asher ”I love you too, asshole, come here.” MY BOYSSS 😭

Also fuck you too Milo for the Gabe quote

More silence, but the crying and whimpers from both of them in the background please be still my heart

WE’RE MARRIEDDD‼️

Bonus of Angel and Baaabe’s vows written by Aether and yours truly—

What I headcannon Angel & Babe will wear at the wedding ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ

Angel:

My angel is more masc when they wear formal wear so they get a suit!!

Babe

My Babe is a trans woman so, nice lacey dress!!

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach

but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue

“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”

“oh um he’s just super goth”

“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”

“he’s…y’allternative”

“wtf angel”