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Wth man I just woke up 😭
crazy how the only way Sam and Darlin’ can live normal lives is if they break up
I wanna save these for when I get the motivation to also draw them
I MADE MOREEEE
IMA DRAW THESE LATER
HELP??
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB THE WEDDING??? WHAT THE FUCK?? GUYS??
i wish it was longer tho 😔🙏
erik. make a honeymoon audio and my life is yours.
Sam only has levi jeans. He claims he doesn't have a preference, but levi's are his favorite.
Darlin no doubt be havin a cowboy hat on while riding that thang. Just saying.
perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach
but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue
“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”
“oh um he’s just super goth”
“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”
“he’s…y’allternative”
“wtf angel”
THE FORESHADOWING?? I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT UNTIL THIS POST 😭
SAM IS NOW OFFICIALLY JUST SHAW PACK!
Shh I know it’s technically not said yet
Time to work security COWBOY!
Sam did say in the first Quinn video
“I have a feeling I’d be a much better fit at security than whatever the hell this real estate shit is.”
Come on Sam let’s get you a Shaw Security jacket!
Headcanon that David first tried to get Tank to stay during pack parties and casual get togethers by trying to play music they liked, but David made the mistake of asking around trying to figure out what songs they like. Now it’s become a betting pool on who can guess which songs on the playlist they like.
Bonus is that when Sam started joining Tank to these get togethers, Asher invited Sam to join the betting pool and he absolutely annihilated them. It was secretly Tank placing bets through Sam.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY FAV REDACTED COUPLE!!
Dumb rant about the Redacted timeline under the cut!
So I was trying to figure out where Sam was born and the timeline says "Mont Blanc"
Only problem is Mont Blanc is a mountain in Europe, which yea sure Sam could be European & born on a mountain but later in the timeline this appears;
Meaning Sam is in fact American.
I did some research and Mont Blanc is referring to a place in Virginia, which I wouldn't mind adding the city if Erik would've put something like "Mont Blanc, Virginia"!
Also for other characters like Vincent it just says what state their from;
So why does Sam's say Mont Blanc??? Like that shit is so misleading like I thought for a good week that Sam was European! And I was even more confused bc I'm like 90% sure it used to say Virginia, like why change it!? WHY??!!
Anyways, thanks for coming to my Ted talk!!
I contributed to this heheehhe🤭
ASHER PRESENTS THE PIZZA BOYS
Special thanks to the discord svr for help!
lasko : cannot order pizza did you SEE that date?!
damien : jalapeño and half a bottle of spice
huxley : meat lover pizza (cus he's 🏳️🌈)
caelum : pizza bagel enjoyer
gavin : sasuage pizza
hudson : supreme with no olives
david : cheese. (refuses to let angel get toppings so they have to buy two pizzas)
milo : margarita
asher : spicy pepperoni with jalapeños
guy : pepperoni (but he get domino max's rustic pizza cookies) ((+ discounts))
geordi : just get cheese and garlic bread to cry with
vincent : golden pizza with truffles
sam : meat lovers (cus darlin 😎😍🥰😘)
echo : thinks hes better then pizza
hush : cheese & anchovies with no sauce
alexis : goes to italy just to get pizza (then eats it with a knife and fork and gets her neck snapped like spaghetti)
porter : pineapple
quinn : his own di- glow stick
kody : burnt pizza
adam : pizza with sauce before the cheese
(special add)
Barchium : doesn't know what Pizza is
I'm sorry but ppl have been DEFENDING ALEXIS!? Like people have been genuinely upset at Sam for calling her a bitch???? I'm sorry but who in their right mind could defend Alexis turning Sam AFTER HE SAID NO? HE TOLD HER TO STOP! HE WAS PUSHING HER OFF HIM UNTIL SHE FORCED HIM TO OPEN HIS EYES AND TRANCED HIM
Y'all are fucking insane for excusing Alexis' actions because "she's hot.", Sam had all the right in the world to call her a bitch and honestly he could've (and should've) called her worse because she is.
She assaulted Sam. End of story. AND she's not even sorry, she said it herself!! Now I'd get if y'all we're mad at Sam for calling her a bitch after she tried to apologize and if she was actually sorry and trying to make up for her actions but she wasn't, and I doubt she ever will.
Y'all have taken pretty privilege way too far.