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Ikaris: Babe, did you ever think that onion rings, are vegetable donuts, isn't that mind blowing?
Sersie used to this kind of things: Sure...
Ikaris: And that our stomachs think potatos are mashed, isn't that mind blowing?
Sersi:Okay....?
Ikaris: And that lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Sersie:Oh...
Ikaris: And that lobsters are mermaid scorp-
Sersie: Ok, sweetie. Where did you learn all of this?
Ikaris: Kingo taught me this cool things, isn't mind blowing, Sersie?
Sersie: You too spend to much together.
Ikaris: I need you.
Sersie: For?
Ikaris: For ever.
Sersie *voice cracking*:Oh...
Sersie: We have a problem Ikaris.
Ikaris: What the fire?
Sersie: Wait- what? There's a fire?
Ikaris: Never mind, this sounds more interesting, tell me love.
Sersie: Today is Ikaris and my one-year-aniversary!
Phastos: O what is it? The first kiss? The first date? The first time having sex? The first I love you? What is it?
Sersie: Uhm, well... Yes, just yes.
*Sersie crying*
Ikaris: What happened?! Are you ok?!
Sersie *cleaning her tears*:Oh don't worry it's just the onions.
Ikaris:WHAT THE FUCK DID THE ONIONS SAID! TELL ME RIGH NOW!
Sprite: I think I'm depressed.
Sersie: Well, pain makes you a better person and it helps you grow, we can go to a therap-
Sprite: It justs hurts...