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This is a joking rant so don’t mind me
I love Drukkari fanfiction, they’re usually so cute and adorable. But some of it is so unrealistic. Like what do you mean Makkari was living peacefully in America during 1775? I’m not sure if people remember but that’s when slavery was around. Also, why don’t people ever mention slavery, homophobia, or ableism in this fanfics. Like how do you wanna write about World War Two, the plague, etc but not slavery. You can’t write them thought out all of history but ignore racism because I’ve seen fanfictions where they’re in certain years and they talk about how Makkari or Phastos was chilling in America like why are you lying?
Also I low key wanna see the eternals jump some racists for Makkari, Phastos, Kingo, etc. like jump them like the characters in JJK be jumping curses.
This is gonna be a weird headcanon/theory but in the eternals we know how some of the characters were referred as Greek gods because through out history the people who lived in Greece saw them and made the religion around them.
Thena is Athena Goddess of War.
Ikaris the boy who flew to close to the sun, I wouldn’t be surprised if people though he was Zeus too.
Phatos low key sounds like Hephaestus.
This low key got me thinking, what where Makkari and Druig saw as. Then it clicked, Druig probably wasn’t around humans a lot and he was always wearing black and always brooding by himself. People most definitely saw him as Hades.
Makkari was probably seen as Persephone. She is known for being super kind and patient. The only time we see her genuinely mad was when she thought Ikaris killed Druig. But I wonder how people saw Makkari and Druigs relationship if they were related to those gods.
It’s dumb but it would be interesting
Drukkari is the newest addition to the "he's fast, she's weird" club but, like, with switch roles
Good morning to everyone except the girl sitting behind me in eternals who said nothing when Ikaris and Seris literally fucked but went "ewwww" when Phastos and Ben kissed. Go die in a hole.
Hey! favorite marvel movie and character??
Hi! I love your content a lot.
The greek gods are just *chef kiss*.
My favorite movies on MARVEL are a tye between Thor Ragnarok and Eternals. Thor Ragnarok, I think I went to see it in the movies like eight times. I just love everything about it. I could talk about that movie for hours.
Eternals is just fucking incredible. Chloe Zao is incredible. Let's just say that the hates to this movie feels very targeted. The love I have for Drukkari could make write three essays. Or how Ikaris wasn't a monster.
And my favorite character of all time in MARVEL is Wanda Maximoff. I just love her so much, she's amazing. She's the most human I've seen, she deserves everything good. The fact that with her is talked all the themes that are scary "depression, grief, anxiety". I relate to her so much. Such a beautiful caracther. I couldn't even hate her during Doctor Strange.
Btw Peter Parker and Steven come very close. But Wanda has been there since I was little.
Ikaris: Sersi! Sersi! Do you wanna see something beautiful?
Sersi*a bit of jelaousy*:Yeah, sure. But you know whatever... I'm your wife but sure, sure, sure, cool.
*Ikaris holds the mirror too Sersi face*
Sersi:...
Ikaris: Isn't she pretty?
Sersi: I...I...
*Phastos having a mental breakdown*
Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?
Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.
Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.
Phastos: What I-
Ben:*Breathes*
Phastos: Never mind.
Ajax: Kids did you buy eggs like I asked?
Sersi: Even better!
Ajax:...What did you do girls?
Sprite *holding up a chicken*: HERE!
Sersi: Her name is Lucy!
*Ikaris and Sersi after a fight*
Sersi: We're home!
* Sersi and Sprite came in*
Ikaris: It's ten o clock. Where have you been?
Sersi: We stayed for the California water show, it was pure disney magic.
Ikaris: I was going to see that with her.
Sersi: How I was supposed to know that?!
Sprite: It's alright I see it again with you.
Ikaris: And I had food here and you said you we're going to call.
Sersi: I know, I know...
Sprite: I can still eat.
Sersi: No, you already throw up once, go put on your pj's and brush your teeths.
Sprite: Ok, but just don't fight..
Ikaris: We are not fighting.
Sersi: Just go.
* Sprite leaves*
Ikaris: Aren't you gonna thank Sersi for taking you to Disney Land?
Sprite : Thanks Sersi! *leaves happily.*
Sersi: You're welcome sweetie!
Ikaris: Do you want a cup of coffee?
Sersi: Ohh.. I should probably get going...
Ikaris: It's just a cup of coffee...
Sersi:Ok...
*Thena whispering to Gilgameshwho were watching that whole thing*
Gilgamesh: Yeah.. The whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.
Kingo *about to tear up*: I saw you and Sersi yesterday, holding hands.
Ikaris*nervous*: It's not what it looks like!
Kingo: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER! HOW COULD YOU!
Ikaris: BECAUSE WE'RE FREAKING MARRIED!
Kingo*about to tear up*: No best-friend-fwelings?
Ikaris: No, just love love. Like I'm married to her type of love.
Kingo: Ok... So I'm still your best friend?
Ikaris: Always :)
*they hug*
Sersi: Sometimes this is too much.
Ajax:Come'on my child I'll make you some tea.
(Sets the kitchen on fire)
Kingo: We need an adult!
Ikaris: We are adults!
Kingo *looking horrified*: Oh..
Sprite: We need and aduliter adult! I'll go get KARUN!
Gilgamesh: Thena why are you covered with blood?
Thena:Is not mine..
Gilgamesh:Is that something I will have to worry...
Thena:Maybe...
*Karun filming for the documentary*
Kingo: Good responses for being stabbed in the back? GO!
Makkari *signing*: Rude.
Druig: Seems fair.
Ikaris:Not again.
Thena: Do you want it back?
Gilgamesh: Nice, where did you get this blade?
Sersi: Auch? That wasn't really nice of you.
Sprite: Finally a end to my eternal suffering.
Phastos: Just do it quickly, I have a lot to do.
*Ajax just dosen't know how to deal with this, too much to fix*
Kingo: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out".
Sprite: Kingo you ignorant slut.
*When the Eternals argue*
Thena: Yeah! It's all a shame!
Gilgamesh: What is it, love?
Thena: I don't know, I wanted to feel involved.
Gilgamesh:May I join you?
Thena: Sure :)
Gilgamesh: All of this SHAME!
Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?
Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!
Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.
Druig: Kingo, sign to Makkari that she's acting foolish, but I still love her.
Kingo: Gross, tell her yourself.
Druig: We're in a pretty heavy fight dude.
Kingo: She's sitting on your lap.
Ajax: No, Thena. You are way too dangerous without Gilgamesh, to take care of you.
Thena: Dangerous? Me? How so?
Ajax: I don't know does the disappearance of Atlantis rings a bell with you?
Thena: Oh come on, it was an accident!
Ajax: The leaning tower of Pisa?
Thena: I didn't see it.
Ajax: The area 51.
Thena:Oh, yeah. Okay I did go too far there.. But I was drunk.
Gilgamesh: Great point of view love.
Ikaris:How's the most beautiful person of the universe doing?
Sersi:I don't know, how are you feeling?
Ikaris:Dead...
Ikaris: You are mocking me, aren`t you?
Druig:Oh, no...No no. Hey Ikaris look the SUN!
*druig cries of laughter*
Ikaris: I hate you.
Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.
*later at the dinner table*
Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?
Phastos:Sure kid.
Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.
Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!
Kingo: Come on, dudes I never brag.
Druig: You once called your face the proof of god existence.
Kingo: I mean am I wrong?
Jack: Auntie can we play a snowball fight.
Thena: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Jack: What?
Thena: Like is there a point system or is it to death?
Gilgamesh: Uhm...Phastos, can you come here a second?
Kingo * clearly drunk with a caset in front of Ikaris*
Thena: Gil, is this one of those situations I don't understand...
Gilgamesh: Yeah, I don't know well what is about to go down...
Kingo*sinning to Ikaris*: Hush, hush, hush. Blush, bush, blush. YOU'RE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!
*Ikaris confused*
Kingo*sinning without pitching*: I'm single as I can be, you're single. Perfect for me.
Sersi*signing to Makkari*:Does he forgot about me?
Makkari*filming Kingo, making her shush with the other one*
Kingo: I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me.
Sprite*filming beside Makkari*:Oh, this is going to be good
Kingo*sininig while twearking*:Reason number one, I'm super hot.
*Now going to dance to Sersi*
Kingo: Reason number two she's super NOT.
Sersi:HEY!
Kingo:Shhh! Reason number three I'm all you got. And all you got is someone hot!
*Ikaris being a confused tomate*
Kingo: Fine you wanna check my resume, you wanna a background check. Okay, first name HOT and last name BITCH. Wanna get with me now? I got a big fat ass.
Ikaris*smiling awkwardly not knowing what do^*
Kingo*on his knees*:Please date me.
*Next morning*
Kingo: Gosh I was so drunk last night I don't remmember anything...
Druig*evil grin*: Karun the video.
Karun: Coming right trought sir Druig.
*Karun playing the video*
Kingo:Oh, no...
Ajax: I heard that you and Ikaris got into a argument, are you good Sersi?
Sersi: Yeah. I made him sleep on the couch. Can you believe he got the nerve to say that he loves me more! HOW DARE HE?!
Ajax: And where did you sleep? Because, you know you can come alway-
Sersi: Right next to that arse.
*Druig and Phastos drunk*
Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?
Phastos: Totally!
*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*
Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.
Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?
*The eternals existing*
Phastos: This family wants to make me wanna murder people...
*Makkari beating the shit out of Ikaris still after what happened*
Sprite: I think you got him...
Makkari*signing while smashing*:You want what he's having?
Sprite: Not really, I'm good.
Makkari*signing while smashing*: Justice for DRUIG!
Druig*signing*: I love you so much.
Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...
*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*
Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...
*Sersi starting to loose her patience*
Druig: Certain... wait for it
Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!
Druig: I don't love her ok?
*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*
Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...
Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.
Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...