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Front Man (Hwang In-ho): [holding Gi-hun at gunpoint] You must be losing it, Player 456. I could beat you with one hand.
Seong Gi-hun: Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?
Front Man: …
Seong Gi-hun: …Okay, if those are my last words, I can definitely do better.
Happy birthday Dana Scully!!
...need i say more
not very good at human arttt but have some mulder and scully XD 💛
Literally in love with this man
Au #1: Untitled (TBD) 𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚐!𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙰𝚄
Canon-divergent, post-7x22 “Requiem”.
After Scully’s untimely miscarriage amidst the task force hunt for Mulder, Mulder is returned from his abduction— implanted with three hybrid embryos, this time much more alien than human. With the two intercepted by Colonist forces before the pregnancy can be terminated, Mulder comes to his own decision to bring the infants to term, receiving visions of a timeline where they hold they key to humanity’s resistance. In this uneasy limbo, beset by dangers within and without, Scully grapples with her dashed dreams and her relationship to motherhood, while Mulder is incited to consider his own place within manhood, womanhood, and everything beyond and in-between.
(𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛)𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 - 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐/𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜 - 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚍𝚘𝚖 - 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 - 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢/𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 (𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘? 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢/𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙷𝙾𝚁𝙽𝚈)
(fic in progress…)
Mulder on his solo eps: I FUCK BITCHES and KILL MONSTERS no one understands my near psychic detective skills (guessing). Sorry woman whose already in love with me, the role of most important person in my life is already filled by Dana Scully. Hold on she's calling me right now to complain, it's so funny when she's annoyed.
Scully on her solo eps: hmm unfathomable horrors, could we make this catholic somehow? Good. Yeah I'll go ahead and incorporate that into my belief system. Hold on woman and/or older man that I'm pseudo flirting/ definitely sleeping with, I need to answer a call from this looser whose obsessed with me.
Mulder on phone: 😍hi Scully😍 whatcha dooooin'👉👈
"Would Mulder and Scully solve [insert mystery from a non X-Files piece of media here]" is a deceptively complex question because there are two different answers depending on which version of the show our hypothetical episode is part of.
In the one version, Mulder and Scully wildly misunderstand the nature of the problem in diametrically opposite ways, and eventually succeed in removing the immediate threat in spite of having no idea what's going on, but do so in a way that traumatises everyone involved and ultimately reinforces the status quo, because law enforcement agencies are institutionally incapable of solving real problems even when their individual agents act with the best of intentions.
In the other version, Mulder pulls the correct solution out of his ass in the first five minutes, but can't prove it because the evidence keeps getting Phineas and Ferbed the moment before Scully walks into the room, and the problem is fixed forever by shooting a sewer man with a gun.
The trouble, of course, is that these are both describing the same show.