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I like to think of what Bilbo will see when he opens his eyes.
Bilbo Baggins, Consort under the mountain lol
Hobbits make terrible pets I guess
Serves him right.
thorin oakenshield? more like thorin FAT TIDDIES shield am i right aayyyyyy
"Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books... and your armchair... Plant your trees, watch them grow..."
sshhh he's giving his sword a bath
Ravenhill ⚔️🗻
Sometimes I just think... maybe after death, Thorin is watching over Erebor from above. Keeping an eye on things.
Family Discussions
BFF: I still can’t get over Thorin kicking the dwarves during the troll incident
Me: yeah it was his turn with the brain cell
BFF: oh that’s why you like the dwarves so much theyre dumb !!!
Me (getting ready to refute it - remembers what happens later): okay you got me
Balin: So this is how the great king Thandruil acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you. Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious. [Balin and Thorin leave]
Thorin: Did you really mean that uncle?
Balin: Of course I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.
*note: I was originally going to do this between Thorin and fili but I honestly can’t imagine Thorin being as calm as Iroh
*sister sons or nephew?
Til that I live in the same town like Thorin the Icelandic horse who's a picky eater and whose person/mom/dad drew this durinblue heart on his plate 💙 I'm not crying, you are crying!
Accountant AU where the reader works for a small town firm called “Istari Financial.” Making her living after coming home from college, looking after the books for the following local businesses…
The local vineyard, “Greenwood Acres” which has been around longer than anyone can remember, run by a single father as head of the business and a very dedicated team of young employees. Everyone from college hires to long time employees, but nobody in town can quite tell just how old anyone is.
A local business ring run by the Durinson Family who own nearly every business in town. The local brewery, the auto repair shop, the car dealership, the pawn shop, etc. They run everything as a family, but all answer to the head of the family, a bachelor who’s yet to get married as he’s “married to his work.” Though, he secretly has his eyes set on someone in town. Who though? Nobody knows…
The bakery at the center of town, called “Lorien Confection” where the man behind the counter greets customers, serves icecream and brags about his wife while the white witch in the kitchen rolls out goodie after goodie by the dozen of sugar-coated goodness. The baker earning the title of witch as she always seems to know what people want before they do.
The coffee/tea shop doubling as a wholistic whole foods store run by three best friends who rejected their respected posh lifestyles and struck out on their own straight out of college to bring clean, organic food to the town sourced from local farms. A store called “Three Hunters Whole Foods.”
A fish farming organization called “Bard & Son Fishery,” that works hard to protect local wildlife conservation run by a father of three which provides clean, non-gmo fish, hydroponic-grown greens, vegetables and strives to teach young people about respecting the planet and sustainable farming on field trips for the local elementary school.
And who could forget the local bar/restaurant, run by the Baggins family, Uncle and Nephew, along with their friends who provide an atmosphere of home and hearth hospitality to any and all who cross their threshold…right up until somebody asks them to host a party that doesn’t involve their catering.
And last but not least, the readers worst enemy, “Mordor Credit,” the local bank out to screw everyone over and take their businesses. The reader often times being the only thing standing between them and a hefty audit…or worse, an eviction…

Driving lessons with uncle Thorin🚗
I had this idea since I'm currently learning how to drive and sometimes forget where left and right is because there is so much to pay attention to😫
I feel you Kili😔
Well, the yellow stockings are so exciting, I mean:
Can we just talk for a moment about Thorin wearing ‘yellow stockings’?