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brock: evan, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
evan: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
tyler: I find it very unseemly of evan to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
anthony: Die. Let's find out.
vanoss: We're going to need a plan.
panda: I have an idea.
vanoss: We can't kill wildcat!
panda: Okay, I have no ideas.
panda: I’m not drunk!
vanoss: Okay, tell the time then.
panda, looking up at the clock: I’m not drunk!
vanoss I turned out perfectly fine!
panda: This morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.
vanoss: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN AND YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!
panda: How drunk was I last night?
vanoss: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
panda: So, what exactly is the plan?
vanoss: I told you. Save everyone and get home safely.
panda: That’s not a plan. That’s a wish list.
panda: vanoss, we tried things your way.
vanoss: No, we didn't.
panda: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Evan: i have good news and bad news. which one do you want to hear first?
anthony: the good news?
Evan: it is very unlikely that i will ever do it again
vanoss: Brock, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Brock: the best revenge is letting go and living well
vanoss: ugh
vanoss: anthony, how do i get—
panda: i’m already packed, let’s go
-Later-
Brock: ...how did it go?
vanoss: anthony tricked me into letting go and living well
panda: gets ‘em every time
panda: ...
vanoss: ...
panda: For the last time, we are NOT going to challenge people to duel at our wedding just because we proposed to each other with swords.
vanoss: Then what’s the point???
panda: brian is being ...
vanoss: brian?
panda: A total ass, yeah.
panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store
vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?
panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?
vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?
vanoss: *locks himself in his room*
nogla: I just want you to be happy
nogla: and naked
vanoss: .... go on
Evan: Wanna see what kind of trouble I can get into?
moo: Oh god, you're going to die, aren't you?
Evan: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself
moo: You absolutely do not