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The Fentons were successful in prying Phantom away from their boy, but that didn't mean that the damn ghost didn't come back to kidnap Danny while he was recuperating from the operation that depossessed him.

Or, the one where Phantom and Danny are permanently separated by their parents, and Phantom feels like he must protect his human form at any cost, even if they have to flee their home in Amity Park.

(Phantom wants protection, for himself and his human half. He's in search of foster parents to replace the Fentons and will evaluate potential candidates with a keen eye.)

(Human Danny has long since determined that his ghost half has gone nuts after what their parents did to them, but they do need help, so he pushes for Phantom to consider other heroes as potential candidates for parenthood.)

Billy being the guardian of the Rock of Eternity which holds many of the most evil creatures in the world like the seven deadly sins is hilarious to me. Probably not canon but in this au every few years he meets up with the other beings who watch over a bunch of dangerous sinners. They use the meetings to share any strategies or mishaps so they can help each other be more efficient but since they’ve all been around for thousands of years minimum, they’ve pretty much optimized their systems so they spend most of the time gossiping and hanging out lol.

The Underworld song from the Epic soundtrack but it's Captain marvel and the JL.

The JL has to see all of the champions past memories.

The part where the song talks about the infant, is Black Adam, fated to kill a child that looked so much like his own in order to save his family. Only for his own son and wife to die later.

The Polities part is of Mar-Vell the kryptonian who's friend was killed by the criminal on the ship.

The mother one could totally be Billy, or even worse, another young champion. This boy, barely 20 who went to save the world, and whose mother died while he was away.

The best (or worst) part is the JL can see everyone of those emotions flashing through the Captain.

He reacts to every single line of the memories as the past champions do in the visions.

He whips around searching for his lost comrad who was so full of optimism that it got him killed.

He reaches towards the mother as the vision of the young champion did.

The ache in his eyes at the sight of Teth Adam holding a boy he will kill for his own. Knowing his son dies in the end.

Just imagine it

How to Marvelously piss off a Bat: A Guide by Billy Batson, Pt 1

Bruce: Hint at anything and everything prophetic, alternate futures or timelines where something goes horribly wrong. The sheer amount of stress will piss him off, weather its true or not.

Ex:

Billy: Well, this could be worse…

Batman: Superman is flinging himself into buildings high on fear gas, how does this get any worse chum?

Billy: Well hes not murdering his wife or lasering my eyes out right now so we’re definitely in the better timeline

Bruce: he’s not What now

Dick: Midair super-speed pokes. The slightest jab at the side, ankle, or even knuckle mid leap or drive freaks him out and leaves him fumbling a lot.

Ex:

Nightwing, happily summersaulting off buildings preparing to grapple to another mid flip: It’s a bird, its a plane, its the Lord Gray-

Captain Marvel, gaining righteous revenge for his bowl of marshmallow only lucky charms: (Pokes the back of his right knee) bop

Nightwing, now clutching his right knee 57 stories up: so-IIIIIEEEEEE

Jason: Stick a plunger on that crome dome of a helmet, bonus anger points if its during a meeting or in front of people he’s trying to intimidate

Ex:

The Red Hood, scourge of Gothams criminal underworld, in a meeting with his lieutenants: Next thing on our agenda-

The Red Hood, now with 3 plungers stuck to his helmet: We- what the hell

The Hoodlum from the warehouse rafters: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SELLING ME OUT TO BATMAN JERK FACE!!!

Hood, taking a plunger off and pointing it at Hoodlum: I KNOW 17 WAYS TO KILL YOU WITH THIS THING YOU LITTLE SHIT, SO YOU’VE GOT 17 SECONDS TO RUN!!

Tim: Mutter something sounding like a vague hex within his proximity, he’ll think you cursed him if he knows you’re petty enough. Basically a magical non-magical psych out

Ex:

Tim, very tired: I am not helping you beat Damians score on Cheese Viking Billy, that goblin will know you cheated and then its my head on the same stick as yours.

Billy, muttering under his breath while walking away: oi karpoí tou kópou sou na xekinísoun sto stóma sou (may the fruits of your labor sour in your mouth)

Tim, understanding the Greek and that billy has ties to Greek gods and magic: *panik*

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MERRY CHRISTMAS LOSERS!!

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

Wyatt Callow never learned the phrase "to paint your poster" and its meaning. He never learned the Maysilee way of dealing with the Capitol by keeping her high, being loud and proud to prove that people from the districts were human beings as well, with their dignity

Yet Wyatt did both. Painted his poster and proved his humanity. Is there anything more human and noble than dying for another person? And more than that, dying for the one person that is, in the eyes of everyone, insane and would stand no chance anyways?

In tbosas snow got Lucy Gray a lot of gifts by reminding the audience of her selflessness when staying with dying Jessup, and presenting it as a trait that is expected of Capitol citizens only. Four decades later Wyatt proved that selflessness could be found in everyone, no matter from how poor family or how poor district they came from.

Wyatts final poster, dying for a helpless girl, although it wasnt done with the purpose of defying the Capitol, like everything Maysilee did, was the biggest act of defiance there could be.

That day, the opponents of the regiment gained at least a few new supporters in the Capitol. People, who understood, that all the Capitol did was spread false propaganda about their fellow citizens in the districts by portraying them as evil beasts, who understood, how evil the hunger games were, and who decided that it was time for them to end once and for all. The movement started that night would last until the very day, snow dropped dead. The story of a district boy offering his life for an insane thirteeb year old lived on amongst the capitol rebels, being w source of inspiration and strenght.

It was not a conscious act of rebellion, like everything Maysilee did. He did not even know the phrase. Yet Wyatt Callow's final poster destroyed the propaganda image of a heartless beast from the districts, propagated by the capitol. His final poster helped bring the Capitol down

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I just booped someone 100 times in one popup :3

I want to do this again so lmk if you want me to do 100 for you :D