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Maglor: Where's Maitimo!?

Beleg: I'll do you one better, who is Maitimo?!

Celegorm: I'll do you one better! Why is Maitimo?

Sauron, watching someone run like a bat out of hell from Ungoliant: haha what a fucking idiot

Sauron:

Sauron: wait. that's my idiot!

Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? 

Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. 

Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits. 

Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

Something something about Curufin really resembling Fëanor. Sometimes Curufin catches his brothers looking at him weirdly. Like, really weird. Maglor standing in the doorway with tears in his eyes while Curufin plays with Tyelpe, softly singing the same songs Fëanor used to hum to them as kids. Or Maedhros going completely silent—teary-eyed silent—after Curufin delivers a fiery political rant they absolutely don’t agree on. Tyelko weirdly saying a soft “thank you” (with a smile, no less) when Curufin quietly replaces his worn-out arrows with new ones. Even Caranthir showing up at the forge, saying nothing at all, just standing there until Curufin asks what’s up and all he says is, “I like watching you work.”

It used to weird him out. Now he kinda gets it. They weren't looking at him at these times... they were seeing echoes. He accepts it. His brothers' pain is the same as his.

Elrond : and what did we do when we have a day off from work?

Theanduil : lay in bed all day and move just enough so that people don't think you're dead

Elrond :...

Elrond : no... We do something adventurous, like maybe go outside. And what's the best part of going outside?

Thranduil : coming back inside

Elrond : No-

elrond sipping his tea: how nice of you to join me for breakfast, thranduil. it’s certainly been a while hasn’t it. you remember bilbo, the hobbit from like seventy years ago? he has a kid now. i know you would just love frodo

thranduil:

thranduil: elrond, where’s my son

Nelyo: Eru Iluvatar is the Allfather. He lives in the skies and answers our every prayer.

Káno: Even mine?

Nelyo: Especially yours! ^⁠_⁠^

---- later ----

Káno: Sky daddy! Please hear me and give me a sweet baby brother like Findekáno!

Eru:...

Eru: My name is Iluvatar, not sky daddy.

Káno: potato, potáto.

Eru:... :⁠-⁠|

Eru: *Gives him Tyelko*

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"

Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!

Thor: Morning human

Clint: Good morning

Steve: Good Morning!

Bruce: good morning.

Natasha: Good morningg

Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.

Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.

Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.