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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!
Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.
I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.
Both dream me and irl me were very confused.
Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.
And for you to eat your vegetables.
let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.
How can I watch Chainsaw man properly when I can't look into Makima's eyes without thinking of Big bird
please be my friend big pangolin
Im not a parent, but I know that so many issues with kids misbehaving could be solved by giving them a simple task to complete instead of just yelling “stop” until they cry
Ever think about how Zeus is a jock and Odin is a giga nerd?
If that's the case then Ra is weird rich kid.
Reblog if you too believe in Ridley Supremacy
Smash /hj
Omg I redesigned the man
Reblog if one of these bitches (affectionate) has consumed your life at some point.
Quick! There's not enough time! Vote for Queen of Hatred!
Green Dawn: *happens*
Me, turning to Funeral of the dead butterflies, who's in the Training team: WANNA BREACH, FUCKER?
Funeral: Uhh-
Me: WELL, TOO BAD, YOUR AGENT DIED SO WE ONLY HAVE FREI'S HERE AND WE'RE BREAKING YOU OUT!
Funeral: ...-
Nicole (One of my actual agents): *Does Repression work on Funeral two times while having lvl 5 Fortitude because it's my orders*
Funeral: *sigh* Welp, rules are rules...
Everyone in Asiyah: WOO, ORDEAL SLAYER, ORDEAL SLAYER!
Funeral: Guess that's my name now...
Funeral of the dead butterflies when he's out during Green noon: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Random agent: You're... Still attacking people
Random agent 2: Shut up *first agent's name*, ordeals aren't people
(In my personal experience, FOTDB really likes attacking Green noon ordeals, which spawned this idea when I saw the incorrect quotes when I was using a generator)
Reblog to give an asexual a treat
Puss In Boots: The Last Wish may be one of, if not, the best movie in the past decade that truly shows what proper character development actually goes.
While I do love the voice acting of Antonio Banderas giving a near authentic yell of desperation and fear.
The thing I love the most about this scene is that Puss is so determined to get his wish out of fear. He's completely lost all composure and is thinking and speaking irrationally. The famed "Fearless Hero" is trembling out of fear.
Especially this scene here where he struggles why he needs the wish.
He's so afraid and desperate to get the wish that his reasoning to have it was to continue being "The Legend", completely removing Kitty and everyone else out of the picture.
Like I previously mentioned, he lost all composure, he's trembling, stuttering, being irrational, and most of all afraid. It's the complete opposite of what he was in the beginning. The notion of only having one life has changed him dramatically.
It's only later on when he faces Death and realizes that he's no longer fighting to continue his legacy. He's now fighting for his one and only remaining life. To live life to the fullest.
Armed with courage and bravery. He no longer shows fear, instead he faces Death like the way he faced bigger foes before, like the Fearless Hero we know we love.
Before: "I don't want to die."
Now: "I want to live."
"The fear of Death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
- Mark Twain
This movie is a masterclass of writing character development and I'm loving every second of it!
Y’all liked the other stuff I did and I found this messy and silly thing for y’all too
I did not expect the other lobcorp stuff to get as many notes as it did but thank you all who enjoyed it!
Giving judgement bird their eyes back, but it’s just googly eyes…
Little Red's E.G.O corrosion, along with causing disfigurement to the wielder, also gives them an insatible urge to kick puppies
The true OTP of Wonderlab is Titania and Oberon/Nobody Is and you cannot change my mind on that.
Wolf: Y'know, Ganon, I’ve never really questioned it before but … what’s with the whole pig motif?
Ganondorf: What? I like pigs. Pigs are cute.
Bowser: Uuuuuhhh …
Ridley: Don’t you mean “tough” or “scary”?
Ganondorf: No, they’re cute. I can’t like cute things?
Wolf: Well it’s just … not very manly.
Ganondorf: Hmph, “manly”. Let me tell you something about “MANLY”.
Ganondorf: People who constantly obsess about appearing “manly” have the most fragile egos out of anybody. They spend all their time obsessing over how every little thing in their life will effect their image. They live with their guard constantly up out of fear that the tiniest little emasculating thing will destroy how people think of them. People who waste their time caring about “manly” are the most fragile little babies of them all.
Ganondorf: Now, a REAL manly man just likes what he likes and doesn’t give two shits about what people think about him. The real secret to being manly is to say “I am what I am and I like what I like, and if you don’t like it you can go cry to your pathetic peers because I don’t give a FUCK.”
Villains: …
Wolf: I … actually like it when Isabelle packs me a lunchbox with little notes inside.
Bowser: … I let Peach give me a makeover whenever I kidnap her.
K.Rool: I actually just really like banana smoothies.
Eggman & Wily: (simultaneously) I built myself a robot girlfriend. Whoa, you too?
Ridley: I’m a BTS stan.
Ganondorf: See? Don’t you feel better now getting to be your true self out in the open.
Ganondorf: (turning to Ridley) … K-Pop? Really?
Ridley: Look, I thought they were cute girls at first and then it turned out the music was pretty goo- GET OFF MY BACK!!
reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from
You think the reason everyone in Lobotomy Corp uses they/them pronouns is because all the employees are expendable and personal pronouns are meaningless and they're all likely to die anyway
Magic bullet, the coat looks nice
fuck ur astrology sign what ego suit would you wear in lobotomy corporation
Lobcorp AU idea: AU where the cognito filter makes everyone look like a child, yes, even the abnormalities
most normal day on the floor of religion
anyway shout out to the ao3 tagging systems for all the important ways you can engage with yourself