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Band of Brothers as coffee?
as if i wrote this out and tumblr deleted it so here we go again
Winters: a nice cool glass of milk
Nixon: 8 shots of irish espresso via IV drip
Webster: americano bup bup gotta stay awake, fresh, write
Liebgott: a nice cup of joe
Guarnere: What the fuck is a cappuccino
Toye: An Iced Tea
Luz: pours caprisun into his coffee
Doc Roe: chug it boi dont ever sleep a nice mocha
Babe: No coffee just hot chocolate with whipped cream marshmallows and sometimes a dollop of icecream
Perconte: he just likes to nibble on the beans
Lipton: just the foam
Speirs: Black Coffee. through a straw if hes feeling fancy
Malarkey: lil Flat White, sip sip
Martin: He just crushes the beans in his hand and sips the juice from his fist
Talbert: Frappacino, no nonsense
Muck: Coffee with salt
Easy as random memes on my phone part 1:
talbert:
liebgott @ web:
malark, skip & penk:
german pow's & speirs:
babe:
buck:
lip, martin & luz (in that order):
winters about nix:
i keep shitting out shitty content on the daily. am i sorry? no not one bit 😎✌🏻
Since we are all quarantined in my state there is nothing to do. Please tell which band of brothers boy I should draw to cure my boredom. I will post each drawing.
Malarkey: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.
Webster: Oh, come on. I’m not that good looking.
Muck: Yeah, you are.
Liebgott: You kind of are.
Luz: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Liebgott: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
Malarkey: Tackle him
Perconte: Dump him
Babe: Kick him in the shin
Toye: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN, YOU IDIOT!
Muck, over the phone, holding his bloody nose: Hey, Malark! We're best friends, right, bro?
Malarkey, sighing: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is heading somewhere I won't like.
That can: it’s peaches
Weekend pass: revoked
The dog: it’s mine
Brass knuckles: could use some
Got: a penny
Skip Muck: How long are we going to let him do this?
Alex Penkala: Just give him a minute.
Don Malarkey: *is pushing a door clearly labelled pull*