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Valentine drip

So, question about Shifty! Does he groom like a cat and/or animal, or does he prefer the usual shower or bath of a human? Mix of both? These are important questions!

Since Shifty is a mix of a cuttlefish and a lizard. He actually really loves water! He definitely has the “frills” to be a great swimmer! So he loves bathing but he’s a busy man so he’ll take showers more often (usually in his human form because it’s safer to hide his identity that way just in case someone pops in or something). But being able to swim in a lake, ocean, or any bodies of water is a treat to him!  But he also sheds his skin like a lizard 2-3 times a year as another form of cleaning.   

shifty: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

speirs: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed

shifty:

lipton: look what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot

Shifty Powers as Artemis

Skip: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly

Shifty: You’re right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however; I would maim.

Doc Roe: I just want you to know that if you ever hurt Shifty, I will hunt you down.

Skinny: And do what?

Doc Roe: What?

Skinny: Hunt me down and do what?

Doc Roe: I will hunt you down, and… probably… explain how hurtful your actions were.

Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.

Shifty: Yes, Seargent?

Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.

Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-

Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.

Shifty: Oh, fiddlesticks

Grant: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

Babysitter Speirs: *hiding in the bathroom with a glass of wine*

Easy Company: *screaming and destroying the house*

Speirs, to the camera: Lipton is out of town, and I desperately needed a drink to get through the rest of the night. So I’m hiding in the bathroom, having a drink. Is that wrong?

Probably Luz: *breaking something expensive upstairs*

Speirs: They don’t ever go away. They want everything you have.

Speirs: *points camera under the door*

Shifty: *on the ground, staring through the crack curiously*

Speirs: See? He follows me everywhere.

Shifty: Hi.

Shifty: Hi.

Speirs: Hi.

shifty powers: im a simple fellow. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour.

Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.

Shifty: Yes, Seargent?

Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.

Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-

Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.

There's not enough love for this baby boy

Favorite Band of Brothers Characters in Points [1/8]: StSgt. Darell “Shifty” Powers

Shifty was faced with his worst nightmare; he was back in the hands of scientists. He turned into his mind for solace; remembering a past that had changed his life for the better.

Work in lab

shifty's first word

he is not fucking with the fat pile of slop that was just born😔

like an overgrown lap dog