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I have officially decided that I am going to rewrite Frankenstein as an amazing YouTube movie titled Vicky F and Creepy C

My friends will star in it, I will be the screen writer... It's going to be a hot mess!!! :] can't wait to start filming, all I have to do now is... Well, write the script!

Not to worry; as rare as it might be, there are many others besides them. Although...

I find it quite strange that you don't want to know more about Wander. Don't you want to know how to weaken him so he can't manipulate you anymore?

You have the means to destroy him physically, but he always gets under your metaphorical skin one way or another. I might be able to help you change that.

I've discovered some things about him that most people won't know, not even Sylvia. I'm not going to lie and say I know everything about him; he's still very much a mystery. However...

I do think this information could prove useful to you. You could use it to break his spirit so he can never get to you again.

So, what do you say? Would you like to hear it? Or would you rather spend eternity chasing after something untouchable..?

...Wait, am I a celestial being?

I drew my Step 1 MC!

Things I thought were funny that i said when drawing.

Who????? Is the crying doll??? fuck fuck fuck???? SAFLIN YOU BITCHHHHH

Rio is gonna look like a kokichi knock off and im kinda ok with that :/

FUCK. YOUR. HAIR. SAFLIN.

Im gonna get depression if i have to draw one more avocado looking bitch i SWEAR.

Saflin your in the fucking background stop being so hard to draw i SWEAR TO THE GODS.

Sue miley is just the biggest bitch and i need to convey that energy in this picture.

I cant hate any of the dolls!!!!! well i kinda hated sue miley for a while but shes a bitch okay-

So I finally drew some Actor au quotes lol

and some Toko third wheeling Taka and Byakuya:

A typical day

Tim, Bart and Jason all hanging out:

Tim on his phone: ...

Jason, braiding Bart's hair: ...

Bart happy about the attention: *speedforce actin' up*

Jay: Did... did you just fucking purr?

Bart, panicking: uhhHHHH EVASIVE MANUVERS! *full force slams a tissue box in Jay's face and runs away*

Hey remember this hero who appeared in Rising, who looked an awful lot like a Kaminari?

Well I do, she's labeled in the Credits simply as AA, which is a pity because she has an awesome design and seemingly neat quirk, some sort of electrical whip that she summons from between her hands.

Well I decided to draw her, and go with the popular fandom theory/in-joke, that's she's Denki's mother. So here she is.

Now I'm shit with human anatomy, I draw trains most of the time, so she looks rather funky.

I've named her Arashi, meaning Storm or Tempest, fitting of the Kaminari matriarch, her name Catanary is a miss spelling of Catenary, but I think it's better as Catanary seeing as it's three A's being Triple A as in the battery and in reference to her (In my writings) Three Children.

Speaking of which that's what the numbers up top represent, the age age which she had them all, her oldest Citron at 25, Denki at 29 and her youngest Eureka at 35, so she's doing really well for a 45 year old hero who had three kids.

In terms of personality I think she would be reasonably close to Jirou in that regards, they do have similar eye-designs, she's a sassy more reserved woman, who has a tendency to make fun of her kids for silly things they do, she even had a few self image issues in high school, but you wouldn't note that from the raw confidence she radiates, even at her height of 5'7.

She used to be one of the billboard sweethearts when she went fully pro at 21, but she met her soon to be partner at 22 and was interspersed when she wasn't raising at least one kid her longest run in the spotlight was when she was 32 which was about the time that Jirou got to see her on TV and the like, became one of her favorites, lost interest at seven so hadn't fully grasped her last name, and didn't realise she and Denki were related until second year.

I think she's pretty fun, and of course she'll be appearing in Peizo, she's just too cool not to.

And hey if anyone of you who are better at drawing humans want to have a crack at drawing her, please do she has such a lovely design that sadly went to waste for small scene at the start of a very good movie.

Its one of Jade’s favourite dreams

PREACH!

"Daddy issues? Well, duh, how would I be the coyote cowboy I am today if I had a stable relationship with my father?"

I say as my therapist slowly nods her head and scribbles something down on her clipboard.

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

gethsemane

Obi-Wan and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life as a Jedi (insp.)

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Chapters: 5/30 Fandom: The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017), Lego Ninjago Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & P.I.X.A.L. & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker (Ninjago), Cole & Jay Walker (Ninjago), Lloyd Garmadon & Jay Walker, Jay Walker & Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Ninja Team & Jay Walker (Ninjago) Characters: Jay Walker (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Lloyd Garmadon, Cole (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Skylor (Ninjago), Master Chen (Ninjago), CONTAINS OCs!

Long ago, when the First Spintizju Master created Ninjago, very powerful people were born. With powers over the elements. They were known as Elemental Masters. However, they were dangerous. And the public feared their power. So they locked up every elemental master, young and old. To study them.

But a great evil is arising, one which cannot be stopped by armies. One which will need elemental powers to stop. And those elemental masters have grown a hatred for the world... How can Jay convince these elemental masters to help?

I’ve realized I’ve never put this on my tumblr, so uhh. Yeah! THIS IS AN AU INSPIRED FIC! sooo, the au ideas goes to the original owner. (Which I talk more about in the first ch) Also, I am looking for ninjago Ocs to have in this, if anyone wants to have their ocs. They can be elemental masters, guards or just some random person who shouts the most random of things in the background.

^ Chapter 4 talks about this more, but here’s what I need. You can comment, send it to me via inbox, or reblog this post. You can send a picture (if you have one) or at least a basic description , their element (If they have one. Also send abilities and powers that character can use if you have an idea.), I also will need their personality, favorite color. One last thing I need is if they are a guard, imprisoned elemental master, part of the resistance, civilian or if you want me to decide. Every Oc help (There is absolutely no limit to the amount of Ocs you send or allow me to use) I will do my best for everyone who sends an oc!

Thanks to everyone who sends in Ocs (I will credit you also in the notes of the ch they appear in)

I need help. Everyone please-

I need to prove my friends that Cake-pops are cake.

From an Lu weekly prompt, I bring to you… MAIL SHENANIGANS!!

I guess this could also be called.. “From one place to another, a postman’s job is never complete” as the actual title of it.

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"Here, can you please deliver this message to Link?" The young princess (or not princess- this is before that time) asked.

"Of course, you can count on me."

"Here, a letter to my grandson, Link." The old smith handed him a carefully wrapped letter.

The postman tucked it carefully into his bag.

"Oh- and before you go. Take this. You might be safer."

He handed him a knife of sharpened metal, clearly well made.

The postman blinked at the large box the women who lived on the ranch gave him.

"Give this to Link please, oh! and before I forget- Here. Take this for all of your hard work."

The postman smiled at the gift.

"Hey- you! I am in need of your assistance!" A voice called out to the postman.

The postman turned his head, being greeted with a hylian dressed in a purple bunny suit.

"First of all- I have a letter to Mr Sir Hero, or also goes by Link. Secondly, will you care for some of my wares?"

Needless to say, the postman did not buy a single thing- He was far too broke already.

"Here, could you give this to Link, my friend?" A raspy voice asked.

The postman nodded, taking the letter given to him. The old man smiled gently at him.

"Thank you." he whispered.

"Hey, I was told you can bring letters to Link while he's on his adventure with his extended family! Could you bring ours?"

Children crowded around him, holding aloft letters to him.

"Yeah- I can."

The postman blinked at his predicament.

A huge stack of letters sat beside him, and a bowl of soup sat in front of him.

"Eat more dear, you must be famished from your adventure!" the old lady poured him some water.

The girl only added more letters to the pile.

"Please, take this letter to General Link, or just Link. He is currently on an adventure. I've been told you can deliver this to him?"

The postman nodded, taking the letter from the queen.

The queen smiled, her armor clanking as she strolled away.

"Let me guess- a letter to Link?"

"You know it! Wait- how did you know that?"

The postman smiled at the beetle backpack merchant.

"I have a keen sort of eye, one could say."

"Here, I have letters for Link, Link, Link, Mr Hero Sir or Link, Link, Link, Link, General Link and Link."

"Mr hero sir?" muttered the one with the blue scarf.

"Don't ask about it, 'General Link'."

"Jeez- touchy much?"

"Here- payment for all of your hard work."

A mailman's job is never over. I will continue to bring letters no matter what.

He shivered at the cold breeze that swept through the mountains.

Finding the house, he walked up and knocked.

There was some rustling, but soon a middle-aged man appeared, peering at the postman carefully.

"And to whom shall I grant the pleasure to?"

"I have a letter for someone who lives here. Who goes by the name of... Link?"

"That would be me."

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"Hello! I have some boxes and letters to the Goddess Hylia?"

"Yes- that is me."

"So, all of these boxes and letters are from the nine Links."

"Ah- which letter or box did the one who wears no pants give you?"

"This box right here."

"Okay then- not going to open that. Thank you for all you have done."

"It was my pleasure. After all, that's what we angels do, we live to bring joy and happiness. We live to serve."

He was enveloped with a warm hug.

"You truly work too much."

Blue: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Vio: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

*Kind of Modern lu au*

Legend holding up a water bottle: You see this water bottle? The amount of water in there is how much I care.

Wind: There’s no water in there though…

Legend: I know.

Green: you know you have more weapons then your fire rod right?

Red: And what is your point, hylian in fire rod distance?

Green: Don’t you think we’re missing something here..?

Red: Teamwork? Cohesion? A general sense of what we’re doing?

Vio: We left the bomb behind…

Red: Oh yeah, that too…

Blue: Who. The. Fuck. Dropped. The bomb?!

The Great Hero. Link, hero of the Wild.

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Yiga slashed, their blades cutting through the air like it was nothing more then paper. Guards yelled, some fought against the horde of ninjas, despertely protecting their princess.

Zelda watched in horror at the sight of the solidrrs fighting. A gentle hand came to her shoulder, shoving her back as a yiga suddenly appeared in front of her. She glanced up, seeing Link drawing his sword and slashing at the yiga.

Zelda gasped as the yiga cut across the hero, leaving blood staining through his clothes. He slashed the yiga down, and the yiga disappeared in a puff of smoke. Leaving behind a handful of rupees and bananas in their wake. Link bent down, offering his hand to her and Zelda took it.

Zelda offered to help support Link, but he refused. She stared at the castle as the yiga swarmed it, as she and Link ran.

Collasping, she stared at the ground in front of her, glancing up, she stared at Link sorrowfully. She could feel sobs forming in her throat. They were painful and raw.

“Do not worry.” Link said, his voice confident as he clasped his hands between hers. “Why?”

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“Because I am here.” Link whispered quietly. Holding Zelda tightly in his grasp.

Wisps of malice floated through the air and faded. The bow of light felt heavy in the hero’s hands. His sword and hylian sheild clung to his back. He heard his horse huff, her white coat shimmering in the rising sun.

Zelda breathed in quietly, and together they stood up. Both, together again. They rose, and held each other tightly.

After all, its been 100 years.

Dear Zelda.

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Dear Zelda,

Lynels are scary. Ones with shock arrows even moreso.

Link paused, touching his writing untinseal to his chin as he thought what to say. He hummed, glancing up at the cackling campfire that spat sparks into the wind.

I met an odd man. He likes monsters. I think he insulted me by saying I smelled like a hindox, but I have no clue.

I still don't know anything. I can't remember much. Hopefully when your free, you could help me? I like my new life, but I also want some help to recall my previous.

Link sighed, glancing at the goddesses statue next to him. He was in Tarry Town, writing a letter to a princess trapped in a castle.

"Hey Link!" Hudson called out, stopping and starting to sit down next to Link as he wrote.

Link smiled, meeting Hudson's eyes for a moment.

"What are you up too?" He asked, glancing at the piece of paper he was scratching on.

A letter to a friend of mine. I haven't seen them in a long time. I was just thinking of what to say to them. Link signed, ink splattering his fingers.

"Do they ever write back? Maybe you could ask some questions about them. Like maybe, 'anything new happening with you?' or 'What have you been up to?'" Hudson explained.

Link sighed. I would, but I doubt I would get a response back. They've been busy a lot of the time. Plus, I doubt they even could respond.

"Oh," Hudson cleared his throat. "Maybe then, you could take about something you enjoyed? Like you saw a beautiful sunrise the other day or you survived a monster attack?"

Link nodded thoughtfully, scratching the back of his neck as he pondered Hudson's words.

"Hudson! Come on its almost midnight!" Rhondson called from Hudson and her shared house.

"Well, I have to go to sleep. I wish you luck in your writing!" Hudson called, getting up and strolling over to Rhondson.

Link smiled, watching the married duo retire into their house. He turned his attention back to his paper.

Let me tell you about this town, its called Tarry Town...

You remind me of an old seer who resides in a cave, and when young travelers seek you out in search of knowledge, you just sigh and say "I cannot give you what you want, for I speak the ugly truth, and you've come in search of beautiful lies."

But like a few travellers refuse to leave so now you have a ragtag group of starry-eyed listeners who hear out your prophecies and ask you questions, knowing the answer will most certainly be "Bella dies."

And occasionally an outsider comes along, asking about the Cullen's dog and Jacob's redemption, and all of your listeners shake their heads as your eyes begin to glow a burning, terrifying blue, and you say those unholy words, words that have brought monarchs to their knees and caused God to weep.

"Write the fic, anon."

...

I think you win the blog for the month, anon.

Something strange in the neighborhood.

jesus can always reject his father but he cannot escape his mothers blood

Once again, random and kind of dumb TMNT doodles. This one is because I was watching the 2003 version (again) and Casey is still my favorite human character.

So time to draw kind of what I think he would look like in Rise. Because he deserves to be in Rise, and until we get a canon design speculation is fun!

And then draw my own Oc and him being friends and goofing off.

The basic story behind these drawings was that Kit and Casey were friends before she got mutated, after getting mutated not much has changed between them, though now instead of normal activities like seeing if Casey can break the automatic pitching machine at the batting cages, they run around and splatter ooze-squitos! I mean someone has to right? (Basically me saying since Casey isn’t in the show yet neither of them know the guys exist)

In your harlequin opal au, who would Rose take with her instead of pearl?

That's a good question I haven't thought of the concrete answer to yet! I was thinking of a few options:

Jasper was Pink's personal guard and saw her transform into Rose. Pink swore her to secrecy and Jasper obediently fought along side her, not really thinking of if she wanted to fight for Earth or not.

Blue Zircon pieced together the clues Pink leaves in a few files and comes to Earth to confirm her suspicions during the war. She finds Rose and Rose swears her to secrecy. Zircon joins the crystal gems out of wanting to figure out why Pink Diamond rebelled and helps Pink cover her tracks better.

Lapis Lazuli is found by Pink and freed earlier, joining the crystal gems after finding out Pink's secret. She wants to help her savior and slowly falls in love with the Earth. Less trauma. Gets along well with Amethyst.

Atticus makes a friend, acquired drugs and has a bad walk.

this is why you need to add new cat girls to gene pool every generation or so

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.