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Riven should have had a scene where he beats that jerk
IF EACH WINX WAS A GPS
Stella: Erm, basically you, uh drive, for a mile and then if you want to be a nice person, open my amazon whislist and buy me things. You devil, I'm here assisting you.
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Musa: Listen bitch, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss is that your own problem not mine.
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Bloom: Have you ever thought that the car ride is like life, isn't that deep? Pleas turn left at the next intersection.
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Tecna: Car were made actually in Zenith year 24 you stupid. And here in Earth in 1886. So HA! Now great, you missed your exit. Fucking dumbass.
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Flora: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, I am sorry! That was really bossy of me! I am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! I am so sorry, I get heated some times. Sorry.
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Layla: Hi, let's see you need to turn right and go to therapy men, because I heard that call and you need help. No shame on that dude.
*After a fight*
Riven: Why are you so quite love?
Musa*pissed*:Oh so I'm too quiet now?
Riven: Huh?
Musa: I thought I'm LoUd, LoUd and guess what, LOUD!
Riven: Well babe, I couldn't really say beautiful, sexy and adorable, could I?
Musa:
Riven:
Musa:Come here you cute lil' shit.
Stella: Flora wtf is up with your wifi?
Musa: You have this big ass house and can't afford a wifi box out here?
Flora:It's not about affording, it's about radiation.
Stella: YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT RIGHT?
Flora:Yes..
Stella:Die with a good snapchat going trought.
Question 18
Ok, let's do this. :)
18.How do they make blush eachother?
Well that's easy. Riven makes blush Musa by literally the smallest things, like picking up something from the floor, and she goes nuts when he does exercice, or something like that. And one of her favorites it's when he does something like not meant to be sexy, but turns it sexy. Or when he opens up.
And Musa, when she writes music she has this passion, that make's Riven go nuts, basically anything that has to do with music, make's him blush. Or when she let's her hair down, because it's not something she does often. Or when she yells, it's weird but it makes him blush (*issues*)
Musa*holding her newborn baby*: She's so beautiful.
Doctor:We're gonna have to give her some shots.
Riven: Oh hell yeah! Pour up it's her fucking BIRTHDAY.
THE LOST KINGDOM:
New chapter of The Lost Kingdom is out.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/13/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club
Musa: Brandon where ar the jellow shots?
Brandon: I don't know Riven is supposed to pass them around.
*Riven giving jellow to a painting of Helia*
Helia: Riven!
Riven *drunk as fuck*: Hello dollo!
Flora:Well someone is feeling better.
Musa: Uhm stuck out you're tongue!
Riven*showing his tongue*: Take off your shirt.
Stella: Oh my..
Brandon: Oh my god how many did you have these are pure vodka?
Riven:Yeah, jellow like Eduard used to make.
*Rivusa filming a tik tok*
Musa: Riv.
Riven: What?
Musa: Ask me what I would do If we broke up.
Riven: Why?
Musa: Just do it!
Riven: What would you do if we broke up?
Musa: I'd get back with my ex.
Riven: WHAT?!
Riven*puppies eyes*: Why would you say that...
Riven*back at being pissed*: Go on, go back to him!
Musa: You'd be my ex.
Riven: Oh yeah.
*both start cracking up*
*Flora and Riven smashing shit, because they have anger issues.*
Musa: Oh...Are we attracted to this?
Helia: No, are we?
Musa: Yeah, we are screwed.
*When Stella did her first fashion event*
Musa: What happened to your face?
Flora: See that bitch over there.
Bloom: That poor little girl.
Flora: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.
Tecna: You fought a little girl..
Flora: Yeah, I did fight her Tec, and I'd fight her again if I had to.
Bloom: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Flora: People have been circling this spot like dragons. I've managed to hold them off so far but it's only going to get tougher! We must show no weakness we must be as one!
Musa: I want to smoke what you smoke Flo.
Musa: Maybe I can fix this.
Brandon: Oh come on, you spend two years in pigtails.
*Pissed Musa*
Musa: If you make fun of me one more time I'll tell everyone that you called your stuff pigeon mister Puchi Puchi.
Brandon: I'm sorry I bothered you.
Riven: I don't even know what to say...
Brandon*joking around*: Flatter her girls like that. Tell her you like her eyes, her lips, her hair... IN FACT. Tell her you love all of her parts.
Riven:Oh, no... I can't say that.
Brandon* holding his laugh*: It worked with Stella.
Riven: Fine I'll try it.
*a few hours later*
Riven: Uhm... Muse. I have to tell you something.
Musa:Yeah... Are you ok?
Riven: I love all of your parts.
Musa:Sorry what?
Riven: I RIVEN LOVE ALL YOUR PARTS!
Musa:What the fuck?
Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...
Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!
Flora: You could name her taquito!
*Flora telling the girls she's dating Helia*
Musa: Man don't you dare hurt her.
*Helia laughs awkwardly*
Helia: I won't.
Tecna: Don't laugh, she means it.
Helia: Again, I won't.
Bloom *threatening tone*: Seriously Helia, don't hurt her.
Helia: I'm not planning on hurting her...
Stella: You better not be.
Layla: Hey, Helia you better watch yourself!
Helia: Why any of you think I would hurt Flora, you're all my friends too...
Musa: Mehh...
*some gir trying to flirt with Riven*
The girl: Oh my god you have insane hair.
Riven: Yeah... One day it’s just went insane, you know my girl loves it.
The girl: I Don’t see her.
Musa: Turn around! Now you see her.
The girl: I Don’t see much.
Musa: Excuse me?
The girl: Oh look, the alfea jacket the school for fairies wannabes.
Musa: You know you wouldn't want to show you’re bitch face there.
The girl: Oh really?
Musa: Really *getting ready to kick bitch ass*
Riven: Ok. Let’s go *lifting Musa and carrying her like a bag of potatoes*
The girl: Look girls she’s afraid.
Riven: Oh no. I'm saving your life.
Musa: Can you hold this for me?
Riven: That’s your hand.
Musa: Yeah.
-Flora explaining her feelings to the girls.-
Flora: He's sitting there, watching the movie and he's perfect and he smells really good.
Musa*confused*: What?
Flora: He smells really good! And he looks amazing and I'm stupid. I said "Thank you"
Layla: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you said thank you?
Flora: When he kissed me...
Bloom*protective*: He kissed you again? Is he just out of prison or something?
Flora: No not now, yesterday. At the station.
Stella: Alright, strike the prison comment, so wait he kissed you and you said thank you?
Flora*red*: Yes.
Tecna: Well that's very polite.
Flora: No, it was very stupid! And I don't know what are you guys doing. Come on the date with me, girls be my chaperon!
Layla: Flora sweetie, do you expect us 5 to go on your date with you?
Flora: Yeah. because look I'm freaking out over here!
Stella: You really like him, do you?
Flora: Yeah..
Musa: Girl, then calm down. He likes you too.
Flora: I just don't wanna say anything dumb, or I don't know trip on the floor or something like that. Please just come, you don't have to sit far, but be there.
Bloom: Fine, we will come.
WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 5.
Timmy: Ladies good luck, 30 seconds on the clock. Five correct questions and you win the game.
Musa: Who run the world?
Stella: Girls!
Musa: Hit it, Timmy.
Timmy:The lighting round begins now. What's is Brandon favorite food?
Musa: Sandwiches.
Timmy: Correct, how old was Riven, when touched a girl chest, and who was it?
Stella: 16, Musa's!
Timmy:Incorrect, 16 but it was Darcy's.
Musa:*rolls her eyes at Riven*
Riven: Thanks man.
Timmy: Brandon had an imaginary childhood friend what his name was?
Musa: His name was Maurice.
Timmy: What's Riven job now?
*the girls stare at eachother*
Stella: Musa! Musa!
Musa: I... I got it.. It has something to do with fighting.
Timmy: If you don't answer you loose the game ladies.
Stella: Uhmm.
Musa: Karate...
Stella: Uhmm, he is a karatekoko! Karatekoko!
Musa: That's not even a word! I can, can figure it out..
Stella: He is.. Uhmm...
Timmy: Time's up ladies.
Musa*falls to her knees*: NOOO!
*Brandon and Riven celebrate it*
Stella*crying*: No...
(I know is from friends, but I'm considering doing fanfic about this, like how would it be if they had to live on the earth, but realistic. What do you guys think to say it in the comments,
WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER. PART 4.
*talking the girls in private*
Stella:Musa Betting the apartment, I don't know about this.
Musa: Stell, I haven't missed a question in the whole game, we own this game.
Musa*shows her her hand*: Look at my hand.
Stella: What? The pedicure? It's look good on you.
Musa: NO, steady as a rock. Now are you with me?
Stella:Alright lets do it! Ok...
*they go with the rest of them*
Timmy: Gentleman you go first. You have 30 seconds. Lightining round begins. Stop it.
*riven stops jumping*
Timmy: Now, what was Musa nickname when she was a field hockey goalie.
Brandon: Pigtails brute goalie.
Timmy: Correct.
Timmy: Stella claims this is her favorite movie.
Riven: Mean girls!
Timmy: Correct. Her actualy favorite movie is?
Brandon: Cheaper by the dozen.
Stella: Brandon!
Timmy: In what part of her body did Musa get a pencil stuck at age 14?
Riven*red*:Oh..
Riven:*goes closer to Timmy to say it*
Timmy: EW, no! Her ear, you pig.
Timmy:Let's move on, Stella categorize her towels, how many categories, are there?
Brandon: Uhmm the used.
Riven: Fancy.
Brandon: Fancy guest.
Timmy: Two seconds.
Brandon: 11?
Timmy: 11, unbelievable. 11 is correct.
*Brandon and Riven they hug eachoter*
Brandon: Looks like I know you, sunshine.
Stella:Yeah, yeah wathever.
Timmy:All right that's four for the guys. Ladies you're on!
Musa: Alright,come'on. We got this. Who are badass?
Stella: We are?
Musa: We ARE!
WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 3.
*after a while of answers*
Timmy: Alright the score is 9 to 8 in favor of the guys, if you miss this, is they pick your category.
Stella*shouting*: IT'S ALL RELATIVE!
Timmy: Stell, you don't have to shout everything.
Stella*shouting*: I'M SORRY!
Timmy:What's is Riven father Selione all-men burlesque.
Musa:Viva Las Gaygas!
Riven: Unfortantely that is correct.
Timmy: Luckly we have a tie, but I prepare for such an event. THE LIGTHINING ROUND!
*they all clap*
Timmy: Thirty seconds all the questions you can answer.
Musa: Baby, Bran. You're guys are so dead, I'm great at ligthining rounds.
Riven: Muse, sweetheart i don't mean to be a buzzkiller but I majored in lightining rounds. We're going to destroy you.
Musa: Wanna bet?
Riven*sarcastically*: I'm so confused about what are we being doing so far.
Stella*whispering to Brandon*: Honeybuckets this is going to end badly.
Brandon*whispering back*: Yeah.. look at them.
Musa: Wanna bet more money?! How about a 150$.
Timmy: One hundred and fifthy dollars!
Riven: Say 200!
Timmy: Two hundred dollars? Ladies and gentleman this is getting real. Stella:Tim, you're doing it again. You're not a news man! Timmy: Sorry... I got excited. Stella:Uhmm Muse, I don't wanna lose 200$ dollars. Musa: We won't. 300$ Stella: MUSA! Musa: I'm just trying to spice it up! Stella: Then go for some pepper, stop spending my money! Musa: Don't worry I got it. If we win, they have to get rid of that stupid rooster that keeps waking us? Stella:Ohh, that's interesting. Brandon: Stella? That rooster is family. Stella: Throw that duck too. He broke my shoes! Brandon: What do you have against my duck? Stella: He breaks every single one of my clothes! Brandon: We're out. Riven: Hold on! If you win we give up the birds. Brandon: Dude! Riven:Wait, but if we win we get your apartment.
Brandon: Uhh huhu. Musa:*kisses him* Riven*returns the kiss*
Musa: Deal, baby. Stella:MUSA! Brandon: RIVEN!
WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER. PART 2.
Timmy: Uhm, guys the game is ready.
*they all go running to the couch*
Timmy: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team to answer the most questions wins. The categories are fears and pet peeves, ancient history, literature and it's all relative.
Timmy: Now the coin toss to see who goes first.
*throws the coin*
Timmy:Okay, somebody call it this time.
*throws it*
Stella:TAILS!
Timmy: It's head. Gentleman pick your category.
Riven: Fears and pet peeves.
Timmy: What's Musa bigger pet peeve?
Brandon:Animals dressed as humans
Timmy: That's correct. One point for the boys. Ladies?
Musa: The same category!
Timmy: According to Riven what phenomen scares the bejesus out of him?
Musa:PIGEONS!!
Timmy: That's is correct. Ladies one point.
Stella: Heck yeah! We run the world!
Brandon: The innocent flying birds dude?
Riven: They're shifty, and you don't know what they're thinking,between those separeted eyes, they're psychopats!
Brandon: They have feelings, man!
Timmy: Uhmm gentleman. It's your turn.
Brandon: It's all relative.
Timmy: Stella and I, have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral. Name that grandmother!
Brandon: Nana?
Riven: She has a real name.
Brandon: Althea!
Riven: What are you doing?!
Brandon: I took a shot!
Riven: You're shooting with Althea?!
Timmy: Althea, is correct.
Riven:Nice shooting.
Stella: Wait, you weren't sure about my dead grandma name, honeybuckets?
Brandon: Uhmm... How are we going? Isn't their turn now?
Timmy:Two points for the gentlemen. Ladies?
Musa: We'll take literature!
Timmy: Every week the Tv guide comes to Riven and Brandon apartment what name appears in the address label?
Stella: OH! It's Riven Ron! Riven Ron!
Musa: No!
Timmy: I'm afraid that the tv guide comes Rineven Ronter.
Musa: I knew that! Stella use your head!
Riven: It's actually miss Rineven Ronter.
WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 1.
Brandon: And I'm still right.
Musa:Ugh! So not true.
Stella:What?
Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.
Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.
Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.
Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.
Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?
Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.
Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.
Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.
Musa:Yeah.
Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?
Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.
Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.
Stella:How many guesses do you get?
Brandon:Six, sunshine.
Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.
Musa: Deal!
Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.
Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*
Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.
Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.
Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.
Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.
Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.
Riven:Diet soda.
Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.
Riven:Uhmm orange juice.
Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!
Musa:HA!
Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.
Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.
Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..
Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!
Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*
Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.
Riven: I got it! scotch tape.
Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*
Riven: HA!
Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.
Musa: Oh, man!
Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!
Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.
Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.
Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!
Brandon:Are you serious?
Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!
Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?
Musa: Timmy will do it.
Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.
Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.
Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.
Stella: Oh common Brandon, you don't tell me everything. That what it is sometimes. You can't get mad, because I didn't told you that Musa recorded you wasted and dancing la macarena.
Brandon: Oh, no secrets? Ok, ok! In our dorm, Riven used to wear leg warmers!
Musa and Stella:*burst out of laughing*
Riven: Is this the way we are playing, alright. Brandon enter the vanilla ice look alike contest and won.
Brandon: Riven came on forth and cried.
Stella:Oh my god!
Riven:is that funny sunshine? Yo-you find that funny?! Oh maybe and Musa and Brandon want to know a bit more secrets of yours.
Stella:I-i...already told them everything.
Stella: YOU SHUSH!
Musa:This is going to be interesting.
Riven:Once Stella, was sent to her room without dinner so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she made.
*Musa tries not to laugh*
Stella: Musa used to stay in the dorm every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Brandon: You watched golden girls? Are you serious? You made fun of me for desperate house wife's and you watch golden girls. HA
Musa:Ok, Brandon, you asked for it. Brandon couldn't tell time until he was 13.
Brandon: You know Musa it's hard for some people!
Stella*comforting him*: Of course it is, baby.
Riven*mouths to Musa*: No it's not.
Stella:Hey don't make fun of my man. Musa told me that you Riven wore her underwear at a mision!
Musa: HEY! You cross the line man!
Riven: They were a very comfy underwears! And besides... Shit I got nothing.
Musa: You Stella, according to Brandon during seggsy time you scream like a seal.
Riven: HA! Now what Stella?
Stella: WhAt?
Brandon: Enough, let's pretend didn't happen. Everyone let's forget this event. Sunshine, i love you. Don't forget it.
Riven: Yeah... But for the record they we're a very nice and comfortable underwear and I did it only once.