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Riven should have had a scene where he beats that jerk

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

And this is the close shoot of the moment, TF. Like I don't get it like these two won't happen. Musa and Aisha share a deep love for each other. I would believe it more if instead of Riven was Musa standing there.

Musa is just everyone, I don't get it, it was unnecessary to the plot, even though I don't understand what they say. Aisha is like don't look at me, look at the writers.

@winxdclub so you can watch the end of this terrible plotline.

Riven: Having trouble with your internet, sir?

*checking him out*

Riven: He's not here, where'd he go?

Helia: He's in the roof.

*they go to the roof*

Saladin: Trying to pick up a wi-fi signal from across the street. I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.

Riven: Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?

Saladin: I'm in complete control. Now Helia, be a good boy, and come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.

Helia: Grandpa I'm not going to dangle you off the side of this building.

Saladin: You're expelled. Riven, let me climb onto your shoulders.

Riven: I can't...

Saladin: You're expelled, everyone is expelled.

Brandon: Hey how did my phone break?

Timmy: Don't you remmember that you were drunk yesterday.

Brandon: And, every time in a party I get drunk.

Riven: Dude you threw it.

Brandon: Why?

Helia: You turned on airplane mode n kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU"

Brandon: And why did you guys didn't stop me?

Nabu: We were busy laughing our asses on.

Sky: I have it in film bro.

*After a fight*

Riven: Why are you so quite love?

Musa*pissed*:Oh so I'm too quiet now?

Riven: Huh?

Musa: I thought I'm LoUd, LoUd and guess what, LOUD!

Riven: Well babe, I couldn't really say beautiful, sexy and adorable, could I?

Musa:

Riven:

Musa:Come here you cute lil' shit.

*In the specialist dorm*

Timmy: The internet is not working! Does in your room works?

Brandon: No, it's not working. It just shows the freaking dinosaur, and it fucks me up because i was just loading one chapter of heidi where Clara finally stands up of the wheel chair.

Riven: You're obsessed with Heidi!

Brandon: I get her ok? I even know the sintony in Japanese. It goes like "boshibo, shitaana, tay tay aishanna, mhm, mhm"

*Helia and Nabu trying to hold the laughter*

Helia: Well done...

Sky: Yeah.

Nabu:Wow.

Riven: Poor guy, he dosen't even realize.

*in a undercover misson*

Sky: Punch me in the face!

Riven: Punch you?

Sky: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Riven: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext.

Sky: Oh, god sake's.

*Riven punching Sky*

Sky: Ouh..

Riven:*smirks*

Sky: Shit, not like that.

Riven: You told me too punch you!

Sky: Shut up!

*Timmy helping Riven to get out of trouble.*

Timmy:Did you know that atoms never touch eachother. And since we're made of atoms. We've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Riven:So to answer your question Nabu, I didn't punch Sky for eating my fries.

Nabu:....

Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?

Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.

Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.

Riven: Do you even lift Helia?

Helia: I even lift?! Yeah dude, I lift your spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? Remember to stay hidratated.

Helia: Don’t worry Nabu I’m sure Riv and Brandon are doing fine on their own.

Timmy*turns on the TV*

News Reporter: And if anyone has seen this two boys please contact the police of your planet. IMMEDIATELY.

*showing the picture of Riven and Brandon*

Sky: Wow…

Nabu: I LEFT THEM ALONE FOR 15 MINUTES ! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE.

Timmy: What are you doing?

Riven*diggin into a jar of M&Ms and putting some into a separare bowl*: Sky really likes the red ones,so im separating them.

Timmy: Thats so sweet, Riv.

Riven:What? No! I plan to eat all of them in front of him. Thats what he get by being our lider.

Brandon: How dilated are we?

Riven:We are at 9 centimeters.

*awkward silence*

Riven: How do you know what that is?

Brandon: Have you ever seen me miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I could deliver your baby myself.

Riven: Yeah. Not happening.

Question 18

Ok, let's do this. :)

18.How do they make blush eachother?

Well that's easy. Riven makes blush Musa by literally the smallest things, like picking up something from the floor, and she goes nuts when he does exercice, or something like that. And one of her favorites it's when he does something like not meant to be sexy, but turns it sexy. Or when he opens up.

And Musa, when she writes music she has this passion, that make's Riven go nuts, basically anything that has to do with music, make's him blush. Or when she let's her hair down, because it's not something she does often. Or when she yells, it's weird but it makes him blush (*issues*)

Musa*holding her newborn baby*: She's so beautiful.

Doctor:We're gonna have to give her some shots.

Riven: Oh hell yeah! Pour up it's her fucking BIRTHDAY.

Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.

Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.

Helia:You win.

Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.

Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.

Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?

Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.

Sky: Is he going mental?

Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!

Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.

Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!

THE BEST FRIENDSHIPS IN THE SPECIALISTS.

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Brandon: Close your eyes bro.

Sky:Yeah, bro.

Brandon: What do you see bro?

Sky: Darkness bro.

Brandon: That's my word without you bro.

Sky:What bro? That's so sweet bro.

Brandon: I know bro.

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Helia: Uhm... Timmy what are you doing there.

Timmy: I'm trying that thing you said about writing my thoughts on paper, and it works. Huh, maybe you were right.

Helia: Talking about new things...I... I played Fortnite.

Timmy: Man you did that for me?

Helia: Yeah, why?

Timmy: Nothing, is just that the others never pay attention to this kind of thing.

Helia: You're my best friend Timmy, of course, I pay attention to what you have to say.

Timmy:Best budds. Amazing-

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Riven: I DON'T NEED YOU. I'M A LONER.

Nabu: Riven I'm going to count to three, if you don't tell me what's wrong I can't help you little shit.

Riven: I DON'T WANT THIS. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Nabu: Oh, so it's a Musa thing.

Riven: WELL NO!...Yeah...

Nabu: You need a hug?

Riven: Please.

THE LOST KINGDOM:

New chapter of The Lost Kingdom is out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/13/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

*Saladin helping Riven with some boxes*

Riven*putting the boxes on the floor*: Thanks, dad.

*silence* Riven: Why is everyone staring at me?

Timmy: You just call Saladin dad.

Helia: You said thanks, dad.

Riven: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Saladin: Do you see me as a father figure, Riven?

Riven: No...If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Brandon: HEY! Show your father some respect!

Riven: I didn't call him dad!

Saladin: No, no. Riven I take it as a compliment.

Sky: It's not a big deal, once I called Bloom's mom and she's my girlfriend.

Riven: Guys, jump on that. Sky has psychosexual issues.

Nabu: Old news.

Brandon: But you calling Saladin daddie.

Riven: Hey daddie is not on the table here!

Helia: But you did call him dad dude.

Riven: Shut up! Everyone just stops.

*Rivusa filming a tik tok*

Musa: Riv.

Riven: What?

Musa: Ask me what I would do If we broke up.

Riven: Why?

Musa: Just do it!

Riven: What would you do if we broke up?

Musa: I'd get back with my ex.

Riven: WHAT?!

Riven*puppies eyes*: Why would you say that...

Riven*back at being pissed*: Go on, go back to him!

Musa: You'd be my ex.

Riven: Oh yeah.

*both start cracking up*

Helia: Oh, no. I lost my pen.

Flora: You can borrow mine.

Riven*dramatic*: I lost something once... I lost something I couldn't live without... my identity.

*Flora and Riven smashing shit, because they have anger issues.*

Musa: Oh...Are we attracted to this?

Helia: No, are we?

Musa: Yeah, we are screwed.

Nabu: I need you to swear.

Riven: FuCk.

Nabu: As A pRoMiSe.

Riven:Oh..

Riven: I don't even know what to say...

Brandon*joking around*: Flatter her girls like that. Tell her you like her eyes, her lips, her hair... IN FACT. Tell her you love all of her parts.

Riven:Oh, no... I can't say that.

Brandon* holding his laugh*: It worked with Stella.

Riven: Fine I'll try it.

*a few hours later*

Riven: Uhm... Muse. I have to tell you something.

Musa:Yeah... Are you ok?

Riven: I love all of your parts.

Musa:Sorry what?

Riven: I RIVEN LOVE ALL YOUR PARTS!

Musa:What the fuck?

Flora: Uhm... I...

Riven*seeing how it's going to end*: Fuck.

Flora: I love you.

Riven*whispering to her*: No that's too soon, you meet him this afternoon.

Flora*whispering back*: Oh, fuck. He looks scared.

Riven*whispering back*: Maybe you should have come prepared, like with something.

Flora*freaking out while whispering loudly*: A poem? A hike? Maybe a hug...

Riven*whispering calmly*: Let's go with the hug, Flo.

Flora*back to Helia*: I could've killed you and hang you with a rug.

Riven*whispering to her*: What the fuck? Did you just say that you're fucking psychotic maniac?

Helia: Uhm... I gotta go.

Flora *dying inside*: Ok, bye :)

* A day in the specialist dorm room, when Nabu was new*

Timmy: Hey Brandon! Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?

Sky*confused*: Bran are you going running?

Nabu: Have fun.

*Brandon leaves*

Helia: Omg what is wrong with Brandon?

Timmy: Yeah what happened is he ok? Do you guys know something?

Nabu*confused*: Brandon is going for a run. If anything we should be congratulating him?

Sky: He only goes running if he's upset, and he's wearing his sad hoodie.

Helia*concerned*: And by the looks of it is been WASHED.

*everyone gasps*

Sky: It's bone-chilling...

Nabu: I really don't get it, he seems ok.

*Riven burst in the dorm*

Riven: I JUST PASSED BRANDON ON THE STREET RUNNING. ON PURPOSE. OH MY GAWD.

Nabu: Maybe I was wrong...

*Riven goes to the window with Timmy*

Riven: BRAN, ARE YOU OK?!

Timmy: We see you and WE LOVE YOU!

Sky: We are here for you bro!

Nabu: Wow, In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Helia: Yeah.. That's fair. Trust me you'll get used to it.

Sky: A murderer becomes a serial killer with just 2 more kills.

Riven: Damn, that's a motivational quote! I'd put that on my wall...

Riven: I'd prefer that to like: Live, Laugh, Love.

Riven: We could put it right up there.

Sky:*facepalm*

Riven: You’re being a really Bad friend!

Brandon: You Bad friend!

Riven: You know what we call you? We call you the stupid specialist.

Brandon: You’re bitchie specialist!

Riven*throws him a knife*

Brandon: Are you crazy?

*some gir trying to flirt with Riven*

The girl: Oh my god you have insane hair.

Riven: Yeah... One day it’s just went insane, you know my girl loves it.

The girl: I Don’t see her.

Musa: Turn around! Now you see her.

The girl: I Don’t see much.

Musa: Excuse me?

The girl: Oh look, the alfea jacket the school for fairies wannabes.

Musa: You know you wouldn't want to show you’re bitch face there.

The girl: Oh really?

Musa: Really *getting ready to kick bitch ass*

Riven: Ok. Let’s go *lifting Musa and carrying her like a bag of potatoes*

The girl: Look girls she’s afraid.

Riven: Oh no. I'm saving your life.

Musa: Can you hold this for me?

Riven: That’s your hand.

Musa: Yeah.