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My Unpopular Opinions: Winx Club Edition

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1. I like Bloom.

 2. Musa and Riven’s relationship is overrated.

 3. Aisha/Layla x Roy than Aisha/Layla x Nex.

 4. The Nick voice dub is actually really good.

 5. Season 5 had one of the best casual outfits.

 6. The show should have ended after The Secret of the Lost Kingdom.

 6. The show should end while it still can.

 7. Bloom didn’t really do anything wrong in the Bloom/Sky argument in season 2.

 8. Selina shouldn’t have been redeemed or at least not too quickly.

 9. Stella really annoyed me until around the second half of season 2.

 10. The Trix shouldn’t have been featured villains for almost all of the seasons.

 11. Flora’s character was dragged through the mud in season 7.

 12. Helia’s character was bad during season 6.

 13. Giving the witch’s backstories so late in the story was a bad idea.

 14. Tecna was a bit too mad at Timmy during season 2.

 15. Season 3’s finale was really bad.

Who are Kiki and Melody?? Never heard of them.

I meant to say koji not Kiki and melody is Musa and rivens daughter of the next gen winx

So Koji and Darcel are half-brothers?

Yep Darcel is Kiki’s and melody’s half siblings

Riven should have had a scene where he beats that jerk

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

And this is the close shoot of the moment, TF. Like I don't get it like these two won't happen. Musa and Aisha share a deep love for each other. I would believe it more if instead of Riven was Musa standing there.

Musa is just everyone, I don't get it, it was unnecessary to the plot, even though I don't understand what they say. Aisha is like don't look at me, look at the writers.

@winxdclub so you can watch the end of this terrible plotline.

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

Okay today we have this sweet moment between Helia and Stella that I caught. They were talking about saving the random girl, I think( I don't know Italian but after this, I might learn). Stella just said something snarky because she's an icon and Helia just laughed and went along. A friendship I didn't know I neeeded.

Ok, besides the point that they're both gorgeous, these two in whatever representation they just melt my heart. Also new headcanon Brandon with necklaces and rings @winxdclub, Rus new headcanon added I think. Ok now, what I think was happening is that Stella was tired of walking and Brandon offered to carry her.

Ok this was the most WTF moment, so they were all searching for the missing girl and then Aisha and Riven bumped at each other and shared this awkward moment wich I think was trying to show a jelaousy story again... But It just made me laugh, because look at all of them:

Brandon beside the three looks concerned, and wondering where is his girlfriend.

Sky just playing with a flower pretending he doesn't see anything.

Bloom and Flora are adorable holding hands while Musa is like "this shit again?"

Timmy and Tecna focusing on searching.

Ok let's tune in to see how the situation ends ;)

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

First of we got this amazing moment, where for some reason Sky was I'm taking Bloom with him, he seems a bit of a kidnapper but ok...

Next to them are Stella and Brandon, where Brandon is just casually holding Stella over his shoulder, see this In canon. No one is amused by that.

Next our poor queen Layla/Aisha wondering where the fuck are Timmy and Tecna like she's there wondering what the fuck is happening.

Riven and Musa making out, like yes this is so them and looking at the others as leave us alone.

Helia and Flora having a chat in the back about their things.

Now the general image it's just pure mess. Where are Timmy and Tecna?

Moving on.

This one is so funny to me, I just don't know where to look at. Because I see 4 different situations.

-Bloom and Sky about to make out.

-Stella just posing dramatically while Brandon is just there and Helia is in the background judging.

-Layla/Aisha and Flora considering their life choices and how did they ended up with this bunch of morons.

-Musa and Riven vibing with each other feeling their sexual tension from here, and Timmy and Tecna cuddling beside them.

There's just a lot going on...

This moment was so sweet, for what I understood they were all cursed so Musa sang a song to get them back to normal and as soon as she finished Riven went to hug her. And my heart melted.

Riven: I Guess you could say He’s... the golden snitch.

Musa: Wait was that a Harry Potter reference?

Riven: Most definitely I started reading them ‘cause you love them so much.

Musa*excited*: And?

Riven: You were right they’re incredible. Remember when I called in sick the other day?

Musa: Yeah.

Riven: I was at home reading the Order Of Phoenix.

Musa*about to cry*: Oh, this makes me so happy!

Musa: How sad is it when Cedric dies?

Riven: I was crushed. Literally crying on the toilet.

Musa*in love*: Oh

Check it out loves!!

OMG omg everyone!!!! The super talented and lovely @fancyphoenix wrote a fic based on my post about Brandon Riven and Nabu getting kiddnap and their very emotionally unstable girlfriends trying to save them!!

Musa, Layla, and Stella's dynamic is already as off the walls as I hoped, it's amazing!!!!

The first chapter is up!! Check it out

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? By fancyphoenix21

*After a fight*

Riven: Why are you so quite love?

Musa*pissed*:Oh so I'm too quiet now?

Riven: Huh?

Musa: I thought I'm LoUd, LoUd and guess what, LOUD!

Riven: Well babe, I couldn't really say beautiful, sexy and adorable, could I?

Musa:

Riven:

Musa:Come here you cute lil' shit.

Musa and Riven Babysitting Flo and Helia daughter. PART 1.

Musa:Phoebe whatever it is we just wanna try to make it better.

Riven: What you got to be sad about? Did one of the paw patrol dogs died?

*shaking her head*

Musa: Listen Phoebe, problems are like guitars, the longer you leave them with out pitching, the worse they get.

*Covering her face*

Phoebe*Covering her mouth*: A boy at school was mean to me.

*Riven gets up*

Riven*kill mode active*: What did he do?

*Phoebe shows a box to Musa*

Musa*reading the note*: Merry Christmas Phoebe, I got you something you desperatly need, your secret santa Bernard.

Riven*angrier*: Who the fuck is Bernard?

*Musa opens the box*

Musa: Why did Bernard get you toothpaste and mouth wash sweetie?

Phoebe: Because he told everyone I had terrible breathe.

Riven*fury active*: Where does Bernard live?

Musa: Riv, you're not going to beat up a little kid.

Riven*confused*: Why not?

Musa*pissed*: Why do you think? Fucking dumb head.

Riven: Ok, it was just a suggestion Muse.

Musa: Phoebe listen, some kids are just mean little dicks, yeah? I bet your breathe dosen't smell that bad. Come on.

*Gets closer to her to smell it.*

Musa*worried*: Come on Phoebe it's me. Let me have a smell. Come'on.

*Phoebe nods and opens her mouth*

*Musa smells*

*Musa is about to throw up*

Musa*about to puke*: Oh...

Riven: Hey! She feels bad enough!

Musa*still trying to not puke feeling terrible*:I'm sorry I really tried.

Riven: It can not be that bad.

*Phoebe hides behind the pillow*

Phoebe: GO AWAY! Riven: Phoebe..

Phoebe* about to cry*: I'm a monster.

Riven: Come'on green, I spend my teenage years living with men, i promise you I smell worse.

Musa *whispering*: I don't know.

Riven: Come'on sweetheart.

*Phoebe opens her mouth.*

*Riven really focused on not passing out*

Riven: I think you might be dying...

*Riven holding Musa and putting her on front*

Musa: Pheebs, listen that is not like I forgot to brush my teeth bad.

Riven*throwing up behind*: UHH!

Musa: Or like I ate onions bad.

Riven*contiuning throwing up*: OHHH!

Musa: It's medically bad, which means it's not your fault. Come here.

*Sits her in her lap*

Riven: Ok, I'm good. Girls put your coats on.

Phoebe: Where are we going?

Riven: Where going to visit your nerd posh uncles and see if any of them is a dentist. And if we don't find the cure, we will go to that fair you like.

*After a shittie mission*

Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!

*Stares at Helia*

Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.

*Hitts accidenttaly the window*

Helia: Oh my god.

Brandon: Geez.

Riven*proud*: Good lad.

Riven: Do you even lift Helia?

Helia: I even lift?! Yeah dude, I lift your spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? Remember to stay hidratated.

Brandon: How dilated are we?

Riven:We are at 9 centimeters.

*awkward silence*

Riven: How do you know what that is?

Brandon: Have you ever seen me miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I could deliver your baby myself.

Riven: Yeah. Not happening.

*When Brandon has break down*

Brandon: I just need something to happen, I need a sign that things are gonna change. I need a reason to go on, I need some hope. And in the abstinence of hope, I decided to stay in bed and feel like I might die today.

*Riven jumps over the bed*

Riven: Whatever. Everybody has problems! Now get your ass out of bed! AnD lEt'S gO tO ClAsS. NOW!

Brandon: Leave me alone.

Riven*starts screaming*: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

*they both get out of the room*

Helia: You were saying?

Sky: Nothing, I'll never speak again.

Timmy: That's a win.

Riven: We're good to go.

Riven: k-k-ki

Musa: Ok take you’re time babe, it’s ok.

Riven: K-ki

Musa: You can do it Riv.

Riven: K-KILL ME I HAVE THREE EXAMS TOMORROW!

Musa:.. Well i was hoping for a Kiss me, But leting emotions out is good too.

Musa: You were hurt, what do you remmember?

Brandon: Just the ambulance, it was a really loud noice..

Riven: We didn’t take an ambulance Sky drove us.

Brandon: But im sure that i heard a siren.

Bloom: Yup, that siren was Stella.

Stella: Sorry I was scared...

Musa: I’m strong and I know a lot of ways to destroy a man emotionally.

Riven: I can vouch for that.

Riven: Where’s is the idiot anyway?

Sky: Im right here.

Riven: Surpisingly im not talking about you this time.

Ok, so I was scroling trough pinterest. And then BOM! This appears, and in my head some questions star to appear. Like Riven was walking, and then he saw Tecna and Timmy and tought “ Hey I’m going to break them apart.” Can someone explain me what is happening. Like WTF. I’m sorry but I wanted to share my confusion with you. And why he has blue hands?

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THEIR COUPLES. GUYS EDITION. Part 1.

Helia.

Random dude: You suck..

Helia: Ok.*unbothered king*

Random dude: Flora sucks, and she’s a basic bitch.

Helia *red anger eyes*: Uhhm? You come into my house... Disrespect my life and soul...hOw dArE yOu? Flora is a work of art, a masterpiece that you dumb motherfucker will never be able to appreciate. Please evaluate your life choices, and don’t you ever dare to talk about her like that: Are we clear? 

Random dude.* leaves scared and crying like a baby*

Riven.

Another random dude: Yeah, that Musa girl is so hot. It sucks that she has that phsyco boyfriend. Because I would defently smash her.

*Riven behind him, staring with a calm face*

Riven: I see you chose deat this morning ChAd *getting ready to beat the shit out of him*

Another random dude: I didn’t me-mean..

Riven: You’re lucky that is me that heard this, and not Muse. *about to punch him*

Another random dude: I-i...

Riven: *knocks him out*: Well that was easy. Oh, fuck. 

Riven*touching him to see if he’s alive*: Mehh he’s alive. SeLFIE!

Riven *does the selfie*: Oh, Musa is going to love this!

Brandon.

Random karen*whispering loudly to another karen*: Yeah I asked princess Stella about Solaria history and she didn’t now it, not to be brattie, but my Gretchen is more smart than tha princess. And besides I don’t know how Radius deal with such a daugther, and that poor boy friend. My Gretchen deserves him.

Brandon *keeping his cool*: Hi, would you accompany me?

Random Karen*trying to touch his face*: Oh, sure.You’re so handsome.

Brandon:Yeah I know. But I’m going to ask you to leave the castle.

Random Karen: Excuse me?

Brandom: Yes, excuse you. You’re a disgusting human beign. And I don’t want a sad bitter woman insulting my girlfriend in her own castle. Who by the way, she’s dosen’t need to know the history because she makes history everyday saving everyone ass. And I don’t know your Gretchen, but I feel sorry for her, if she has to put up with your bullshit. Stella is ten time smarter than you, right now your wearing one of her dress colection, which by the way not even the dress can help you with that tucan nouse. And don’t you worry about the king and Stella, they have a perfectly good relationship. And the saddest part if you think I feel poor besides my golden girl, I can assure that she makes the happiest men ever. And I don’t give a shit who you’re, because if you say something about her one more time I will kill you with my own hands. Now leave.

*The Karen leaves quickly*

Brandon: Now, lets find another sandwich.

Timmy.

Random mean girl: Yeah, she’s like a computer. You can hear her bip, bip.

Random sidekick mean girl: Oh my gosh you’re so right, she’s such a nerd.

Random mean girl: Besides they she’s speaks it sounds like im talking to my phone. 

Random sidekick girl:Tecna is such a loser.

Timmy:* opening his computer with a side smile*

Timmy:*hacking everything of their computers*

Timmy:*posting embarasing photos of them*

Random sidekick girl: WhAt just happend?

Timmy: I think you guys got hacked.

Random mean girl:Fix it!

Timmy: I’m sorry i didn’t knew how i do it, it just clicked it self. I’m so sorry “NERDS”.

*leaving with a big smile*

Nabu.

Random racist piece of shit: Yeah, she one of the winx girls. I think they have her for petty. She’s hot, but don’t get me wrong. She sucks at misions. Princess Stella had to save her ass like two time’s the last mision I saw in tv.

Nabu*passing by but hearing everything*: Yeah, what a shame of women. I mean she’s like super badass in the mision right? I mean she can go trought water like nothing. Oh I forgot you hate her just because she’s black. Listen to me racicst motherfucker, educate yourself. And don’throw shit at my girl. Because the next time I hear this kind of comments, you will become literally a fucking rat.

* The racisct guy leaves but no before laughing an pretending he’s not scared*

*turning him into a rat anyways*

 Nabu:The sad part is that he already is a rat, poor dude.

Sky.

Random shithead: So yeah, I can believe that she’s the leader of the winx, she’s so self-involve. Like so annoying.

Sky:Who are you talking about?

Random shithead: No one.

Sky: Ok, bye.

Sky: * taking off his phone*

Sky: They’re not allowed to come near Erakleon ever again.

Riven:Flora will you do me the honor of being my sister in law?

Flora: did you just propose me for him?

Riven: Well someone had to, Helia!

Helia: I...

Musa: Do you have a pencil?

Riven: Why?

Musa: Because I want to erase our past, and write our future.

Riven *its on the verge of years*: Thats.. I...

Musa: And also I lost my pen so I need one.

Riven, with a sleepy Musa on his lap:Aww, you’re adorable...

Musa *sleepy*: I could beat the shit out of you.

Riven *lovingly*: I know.

Riven *unbottoning shirt*: God it’s so hot in here.

Musa: I know that baby, But why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

Riven: Look I know from the outside, it’s seems like I have everything together b-

Stella:No, not really.

Riven: Why the fuck you always do this?!

Stella:*laughs loud*

Riven: I hate you so much.

Stella: Nah, you kind of love me somewhere in your dark soul.*hugging him*

Riven: Where’s the yogurt?

Musa:*mumbles*

Riven: What?

Musa: It’s was on the top shelf I couldn’t reach it ok?

Riven: You’re so cute.

Musa: Shut up, this is mortyfing. I’m a fucking gnom.

Riven: *kissing her head*Yup, But you’re my gnom.

Helia: Flora said a Bad word today.

Riven: Where the fuck did she learn that?!

Riven: We got this under control.

Musa:*gets a paper cut* Ouch,

Riven: *Panickes, crushes everything in their haste* OMG BABY, ARE YOU OKAY? YOU’RE BLEEDING! THATS IT WE ARE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.

Musa: Riv, it’s just a paper cut.

Riven: OMG YOU’RE ALLUCINANTING. HONEY HOW MANY FINGERS DO I HAVE?

*Stella walks in reading a magazine and hits him with the magazine in the head*

Stella: Better?

Riven: Yeah...

(the dinamics in the winx-specialists relationships)

Flora: Im kind of cold.

Helia: Here take my jacket *gives it to her*

Flora: *blushing* Thanks Helia.

-

Musa: Im a little bit cold.

Riven: Well Muse, I don’t have jacket .But I can Hug you?

Musa*opening her arms with a grin on her face*: Sure come here you big big baby.

Riven: Im not a baby, now I don’t want too.*crossing his arms*

Musa: Yes you’re. You’re my big baby.*jumping on him*

Riven:Yeah, maybe a little bit *holding her while he hugs her*

-

Stella: Im cold...

Brandon: See, I told you to take you’re jacket! And of course i have to give you my jacket because im a gentleman. I swear too god this is the last time i let you borrow it.

*throws at her while being dramatic*

Stella: Thanks bby, ily. I promise it’s the last time i forget my jacket.

*putting it on with a big smile*

Brandon: Shut it, i love you too. Bu we both know it’s not going to be the last time.

-

Nabu: I’m cold, Layla.

Layla: What you want me to do? Change the Weather? Call god and tell him to change it?

Nabu: Thanks sweetheart, now im not freezing.

Layla: Fine, lets go buy you a jacket.

-

Timmy: It’s kind off freezing...

Tecna: Yes it is, you know what we should do?

Timmy: What?

Tecna: We make an inteligent jacket and make it warm it self, so no one gets cold.

Timmy: I love you Soo much.

-

Bloom: It’s kind of cold..

Sky: Yup, the next time we should wear our jackets.

Bloom: Maybe, But were not dying so it’s good.

Sky: High five honey. * they high five*