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WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

Okay today we have this sweet moment between Helia and Stella that I caught. They were talking about saving the random girl, I think( I don't know Italian but after this, I might learn). Stella just said something snarky because she's an icon and Helia just laughed and went along. A friendship I didn't know I neeeded.

Ok, besides the point that they're both gorgeous, these two in whatever representation they just melt my heart. Also new headcanon Brandon with necklaces and rings @winxdclub, Rus new headcanon added I think. Ok now, what I think was happening is that Stella was tired of walking and Brandon offered to carry her.

Ok this was the most WTF moment, so they were all searching for the missing girl and then Aisha and Riven bumped at each other and shared this awkward moment wich I think was trying to show a jelaousy story again... But It just made me laugh, because look at all of them:

Brandon beside the three looks concerned, and wondering where is his girlfriend.

Sky just playing with a flower pretending he doesn't see anything.

Bloom and Flora are adorable holding hands while Musa is like "this shit again?"

Timmy and Tecna focusing on searching.

Ok let's tune in to see how the situation ends ;)

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

This moment was so fun like Tecna and Timmy were rambling about stuff that only the two of them understood and for them, it was like dirty talk, and look at Musa's face, please. Everyone shouted at them and called them something in Italian that I didn't understood.

This moment I just found it sweet. Let's analyse it shall we,

Timmy and Tecna are explaining something that seems super important.

Riven and Musa are in their own little bubble of love ignoring that they're in danger.

Brandon just falling asleep on Stella's shoulder, because he's bored.

Flora listens and gives them reassurance that someone is listening, while her boyfriend is standing there being pretty and fixing his hair.

Sky and Bloom also paying attention but I had to zoom this they were holding hands, so cute.

Layla in the middle ready for the fight, and trying to make the others stay focused.

This is just that I love catching little moments that I get from friendships between the girls and the specialists.

And I love how Stella is explaining something that seems gossip, to Musa and Brandon. And Brandon has a protective arm on Musa and the other one on Stella's back. Because platonic Musa and Brandon give me more minutes to live, and this three seem so fun.

On the other side of the Image we have Timmy trying to explain, where Layla talks with someone, I think it was Flora.

@winxdclub, But I'm mean look at them! It's adorable. Please don't kill me but look at them. So cute. I

Brandon: Hey how did my phone break?

Timmy: Don't you remmember that you were drunk yesterday.

Brandon: And, every time in a party I get drunk.

Riven: Dude you threw it.

Brandon: Why?

Helia: You turned on airplane mode n kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU"

Brandon: And why did you guys didn't stop me?

Nabu: We were busy laughing our asses on.

Sky: I have it in film bro.

*In the specialist dorm*

Timmy: The internet is not working! Does in your room works?

Brandon: No, it's not working. It just shows the freaking dinosaur, and it fucks me up because i was just loading one chapter of heidi where Clara finally stands up of the wheel chair.

Riven: You're obsessed with Heidi!

Brandon: I get her ok? I even know the sintony in Japanese. It goes like "boshibo, shitaana, tay tay aishanna, mhm, mhm"

*Helia and Nabu trying to hold the laughter*

Helia: Well done...

Sky: Yeah.

Nabu:Wow.

Riven: Poor guy, he dosen't even realize.

Helia: Don’t worry Nabu I’m sure Riv and Brandon are doing fine on their own.

Timmy*turns on the TV*

News Reporter: And if anyone has seen this two boys please contact the police of your planet. IMMEDIATELY.

*showing the picture of Riven and Brandon*

Sky: Wow…

Nabu: I LEFT THEM ALONE FOR 15 MINUTES ! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE.

Brandon: How dilated are we?

Riven:We are at 9 centimeters.

*awkward silence*

Riven: How do you know what that is?

Brandon: Have you ever seen me miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I could deliver your baby myself.

Riven: Yeah. Not happening.

Brella: 1,6,8,11,12 please!❤️

1.Who’s the big spoon/Who’s the little spoon?

The big spoon is Stella, because she likes it. She likes hugging him and protect him with the blankets. And Brandon loves been the little spoon. Because he loves being hugged by his golden girl.

6.Who loves to be held by the other?

So basically it’s Brandon, he loves the feeling of being held and carried by Stella, he accepts the fact that he's shorter, (0% toxic mascunality) . So when that happens he just goes nuts.

8.How many children do they want?

Stella wants one daughter, and Brandon wants like 3 boys. So sometimes they randomly argue about it, But like in a joke way. They will be happy whatever it comes, But this are their preferences.

11.What do they parents think about this relationship?

Brandon family haven't meet her in person yet, but his sister and brother had face time her, and they love her. And his parents, have chated with her, but they're hoping to meet her soon. And well, Stella family, it's complicated. (watch my fanfic and you'll understand it's call THE LOST KINGDOM)

12. Who carries the other to bed?

It’s Brandon who carries Stella to the bed. Because she’s a night person, and her best designs come in the night. So sometimes she just falls sleep doing them, so Brandon has an alarm to 2 in the night, to put her to bed.

Stella: You’re hot.

Brandon: Thank you.

Stella: No, you are runinng a fever dumbass.

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING TRUE LOVE. FIGHTING FOR WHO GETS MORE NUMBERS

name a more iconic couple

Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.

Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.

Helia:You win.

Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.

Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.

Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?

Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.

Sky: Is he going mental?

Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!

Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.

Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!

THE BEST FRIENDSHIPS IN THE SPECIALISTS.

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Brandon: Close your eyes bro.

Sky:Yeah, bro.

Brandon: What do you see bro?

Sky: Darkness bro.

Brandon: That's my word without you bro.

Sky:What bro? That's so sweet bro.

Brandon: I know bro.

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Helia: Uhm... Timmy what are you doing there.

Timmy: I'm trying that thing you said about writing my thoughts on paper, and it works. Huh, maybe you were right.

Helia: Talking about new things...I... I played Fortnite.

Timmy: Man you did that for me?

Helia: Yeah, why?

Timmy: Nothing, is just that the others never pay attention to this kind of thing.

Helia: You're my best friend Timmy, of course, I pay attention to what you have to say.

Timmy:Best budds. Amazing-

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Riven: I DON'T NEED YOU. I'M A LONER.

Nabu: Riven I'm going to count to three, if you don't tell me what's wrong I can't help you little shit.

Riven: I DON'T WANT THIS. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Nabu: Oh, so it's a Musa thing.

Riven: WELL NO!...Yeah...

Nabu: You need a hug?

Riven: Please.

Stella: I'm pregnant.

Brandon: Huh?

Stella: Bran?

Brandon: *frozen*

Stella: Brandon!

Brandon:*frozen with terror*

Stella*sits on the couch*: Ok, whenever you're ready.

Brandon*still frozen*

Stella*with a magazine*: And you are the father but you got it.

Musa: Brandon where ar the jellow shots?

Brandon: I don't know Riven is supposed to pass them around.

*Riven giving jellow to a painting of Helia*

Helia: Riven!

Riven *drunk as fuck*: Hello dollo!

Flora:Well someone is feeling better.

Musa: Uhm stuck out you're tongue!

Riven*showing his tongue*: Take off your shirt.

Stella: Oh my..

Brandon: Oh my god how many did you have these are pure vodka?

Riven:Yeah, jellow like Eduard used to make.

*Saladin helping Riven with some boxes*

Riven*putting the boxes on the floor*: Thanks, dad.

*silence* Riven: Why is everyone staring at me?

Timmy: You just call Saladin dad.

Helia: You said thanks, dad.

Riven: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Saladin: Do you see me as a father figure, Riven?

Riven: No...If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Brandon: HEY! Show your father some respect!

Riven: I didn't call him dad!

Saladin: No, no. Riven I take it as a compliment.

Sky: It's not a big deal, once I called Bloom's mom and she's my girlfriend.

Riven: Guys, jump on that. Sky has psychosexual issues.

Nabu: Old news.

Brandon: But you calling Saladin daddie.

Riven: Hey daddie is not on the table here!

Helia: But you did call him dad dude.

Riven: Shut up! Everyone just stops.

*Flora and Brandon being kindapped*

Brandon: I love this right off the bat.

Flora: What do you love about it?

Brandon: Well, I love... I'll tell you what.

Flora:*wheez*

Brandon: I love it when serial killers, have a fun little thing. I don't approve of serial killers.

Flora *laughing more*:Oh my god!

Brandon: But I do think if you're gonna kill a bunch of people you might as well...have some fun with it.

Flora: I got the feeling that have baseball cards of this guy, you-

Brandon: I absolutely do not. They don't make serial killer baseball cards, thougth, do they?

Flora: If they did you'd probably own them.

Brandon: Flo, YOU would own them, in a heartbeath.

Flora: No, I think you would own them too. Yeah, fine...I'd own them.

Brandon: You'd be like "I'll trade you a Gazy for a.."

Flora: *wheeze* I trade you a Gazy for the Zodiac.

Killer: Uhm...Hello.

Brandon: We should get going home.

Flora: Yeah. Nice ropes man :)

Killer:Uhm.. I'm supposed to kill you guys.

Brandon: Sorry. But we can. Thanks for all.

Flora:Yeah. One day I'll bring you one of my flowers to ligth the room. :)

Musa: Maybe I can fix this.

Brandon: Oh come on, you spend two years in pigtails.

*Pissed Musa*

Musa: If you make fun of me one more time I'll tell everyone that you called your stuff pigeon mister Puchi Puchi.

Brandon: I'm sorry I bothered you.

Riven: I don't even know what to say...

Brandon*joking around*: Flatter her girls like that. Tell her you like her eyes, her lips, her hair... IN FACT. Tell her you love all of her parts.

Riven:Oh, no... I can't say that.

Brandon* holding his laugh*: It worked with Stella.

Riven: Fine I'll try it.

*a few hours later*

Riven: Uhm... Muse. I have to tell you something.

Musa:Yeah... Are you ok?

Riven: I love all of your parts.

Musa:Sorry what?

Riven: I RIVEN LOVE ALL YOUR PARTS!

Musa:What the fuck?

Brandon: I like you! I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend.

Stella: Bran...Uhmm you're my boyfriend.

Brandon: Oh, yeah... But he doesn't deserve you girl, you should marry me.

Stella:*facepalm*

* A day in the specialist dorm room, when Nabu was new*

Timmy: Hey Brandon! Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?

Sky*confused*: Bran are you going running?

Nabu: Have fun.

*Brandon leaves*

Helia: Omg what is wrong with Brandon?

Timmy: Yeah what happened is he ok? Do you guys know something?

Nabu*confused*: Brandon is going for a run. If anything we should be congratulating him?

Sky: He only goes running if he's upset, and he's wearing his sad hoodie.

Helia*concerned*: And by the looks of it is been WASHED.

*everyone gasps*

Sky: It's bone-chilling...

Nabu: I really don't get it, he seems ok.

*Riven burst in the dorm*

Riven: I JUST PASSED BRANDON ON THE STREET RUNNING. ON PURPOSE. OH MY GAWD.

Nabu: Maybe I was wrong...

*Riven goes to the window with Timmy*

Riven: BRAN, ARE YOU OK?!

Timmy: We see you and WE LOVE YOU!

Sky: We are here for you bro!

Nabu: Wow, In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Helia: Yeah.. That's fair. Trust me you'll get used to it.

Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...

Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!

Flora: You could name her taquito!

*When Flora was pregnant*

*Flora rushing to the bathroom*

*knows the door*

Brandon: Yeah? Come in?

Flora: Don't worry it's me, Flora. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what.. what.. what... What smells so good?

*Brandon puts his hair on Flora face*

Brandon: Is it the champu? Is guava.

*Flora smells it*

Flora: NO.

Brandon: Oh, wait, wait.

*Comes back with the sandwich*

Brandon: Is it my bologna sandwich?

Flora*smells*: Fuck...

Flora*emotional*: Yes, yes, yes. I can't believe it, the baby want's me to eat meat. I can't eat meat!

Brandon: Wait, wait. Maybe is the pickle.

Flora *about to throw up*: NO!

Riven: You’re being a really Bad friend!

Brandon: You Bad friend!

Riven: You know what we call you? We call you the stupid specialist.

Brandon: You’re bitchie specialist!

Riven*throws him a knife*

Brandon: Are you crazy?

-When Stella gave birth and Brandon got late-

*Brandon comes freaking out*

Stella*from the labor room*: Brandon!

Brandon*searching for her*: Stella!

Stella*screaming in pain*: BRANDON!

Brandon*more screamin*: Stella!

Riven: VILMA!

Brandon: I will kill you, dude.

* Timmy and Bloom come out of the labor room*

*Brandon runs to them*

Brandon: Where is she!!

Timmy: That way!

*there's a bed in the middle*

Brandon*falls*: Stella!

BRANDON AND RIVEN PARENTING FLORA.

Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?

Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?

Flora: Well mine and Helia's.

Helia: We're getting married!

Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.

Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.

Riven: What now?

*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*

*They start hugging and kissing her head*

Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?

Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?

*Riven death stare*

Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!

*he starts moving*

Brandon: Riv, please calm down.

Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!

Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.

Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!

Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.

Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.

Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!

Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.

Riven: LEAVE!

*he carries him to the door*

Helia: I'll call you Flo!

Flora*standing up*: Helia!

*Riven closes the door on Helia face*

Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.

Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?

Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*

Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?

Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!

Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?

Riven: Ok.

Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.

Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.

Flora: What?

Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?

Flora: Oh, this.

Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.

Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!

Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.

Helia: If you two broke up, how long could you wait to move on?

Brandon: I don’t even want to think...

Stella: 8 days.

Brandon: What?

Stella: Two days crying and six at the gym.

Brandon: I Don’t even know how to adresse this.

Brandon: But first of all, you already look out of the gym.

Stella: Thats cute, i’ll give you one more day crying.

Brandon: Ohh..*emotional*

Helia: I really Don’t get them...

-Specialists vibes-

*in the specialist's reunion room*

Timmy: I'm about to give Saladin his gift.

Helia*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy?

Timmy: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it.

Brandon: You are bad!

Timmy: I know right!

Nabu*looking up from his book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying...

Timmy: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?

Riven*doing push-ups*: Mhmm.

Timmy: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift.

Sky: He would open it?

Timmy: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting.

*Saladin comes in*

Helia: Hi, grandpa.

*Saladin sees the box with his name*

Riven*whispering to Timmy*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in the director of a warrior school, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were the smart one in the group.

Timmy: Oh, no.

Saladin: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!

*When everyone is out*

Riven: Well done Timmy, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him*

Nabu: I didn't even finish the page.

Helia: Let's just leave.

Brandon: It wasn't that bad, Timmy.

Sky: Well...

PRINCESS AND THE SQUIRE.

Here you have guys the new cap of lost kingdom. It's about Stella and Brandon going to Solaria.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/1/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 5.

Timmy: Ladies good luck, 30 seconds on the clock. Five correct questions and you win the game.

Musa: Who run the world?

Stella: Girls!

Musa: Hit it, Timmy.

Timmy:The lighting round begins now. What's is Brandon favorite food?

Musa: Sandwiches.

Timmy: Correct, how old was Riven, when touched a girl chest, and who was it?

Stella: 16, Musa's!

Timmy:Incorrect, 16 but it was Darcy's.

Musa:*rolls her eyes at Riven*

Riven: Thanks man.

Timmy: Brandon had an imaginary childhood friend what his name was?

Musa: His name was Maurice.

Timmy: What's Riven job now?

*the girls stare at eachother*

Stella: Musa! Musa!

Musa: I... I got it.. It has something to do with fighting.

Timmy: If you don't answer you loose the game ladies.

Stella: Uhmm.

Musa: Karate...

Stella: Uhmm, he is a karatekoko! Karatekoko!

Musa: That's not even a word! I can, can figure it out..

Stella: He is.. Uhmm...

Timmy: Time's up ladies.

Musa*falls to her knees*: NOOO!

*Brandon and Riven celebrate it*

Stella*crying*: No...

(I know is from friends, but I'm considering doing fanfic about this, like how would it be if they had to live on the earth, but realistic. What do you guys think to say it in the comments,

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER. PART 4.

*talking the girls in private*

Stella:Musa Betting the apartment, I don't know about this.

Musa: Stell, I haven't missed a question in the whole game, we own this game.

Musa*shows her her hand*: Look at my hand.

Stella: What? The pedicure? It's look good on you.

Musa: NO, steady as a rock. Now are you with me?

Stella:Alright lets do it! Ok...

*they go with the rest of them*

Timmy: Gentleman you go first. You have 30 seconds. Lightining round begins. Stop it.

*riven stops jumping*

Timmy: Now, what was Musa nickname when she was a field hockey goalie.

Brandon: Pigtails brute goalie.

Timmy: Correct.

Timmy: Stella claims this is her favorite movie.

Riven: Mean girls!

Timmy: Correct. Her actualy favorite movie is?

Brandon: Cheaper by the dozen.

Stella: Brandon!

Timmy: In what part of her body did Musa get a pencil stuck at age 14?

Riven*red*:Oh..

Riven:*goes closer to Timmy to say it*

Timmy: EW, no! Her ear, you pig.

Timmy:Let's move on, Stella categorize her towels, how many categories, are there?

Brandon: Uhmm the used.

Riven: Fancy.

Brandon: Fancy guest.

Timmy: Two seconds.

Brandon: 11?

Timmy: 11, unbelievable. 11 is correct.

*Brandon and Riven they hug eachoter*

Brandon: Looks like I know you, sunshine.

Stella:Yeah, yeah wathever.

Timmy:All right that's four for the guys. Ladies you're on!

Musa: Alright,come'on. We got this. Who are badass?

Stella: We are?

Musa: We ARE!

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 3.

*after a while of answers*

Timmy: Alright the score is 9 to 8 in favor of the guys, if you miss this, is they pick your category.

Stella*shouting*: IT'S ALL RELATIVE!

Timmy: Stell, you don't have to shout everything.

Stella*shouting*: I'M SORRY!

Timmy:What's is Riven father Selione all-men burlesque.

Musa:Viva Las Gaygas!

Riven: Unfortantely that is correct.

Timmy: Luckly we have a tie, but I prepare for such an event. THE LIGTHINING ROUND!

*they all clap*

Timmy: Thirty seconds all the questions you can answer.

Musa: Baby, Bran. You're guys are so dead, I'm great at ligthining rounds.

Riven: Muse, sweetheart i don't mean to be a buzzkiller but I majored in lightining rounds. We're going to destroy you.

Musa: Wanna bet?

Riven*sarcastically*: I'm so confused about what are we being doing so far.

Stella*whispering to Brandon*: Honeybuckets this is going to end badly.

Brandon*whispering back*: Yeah.. look at them.

Musa: Wanna bet more money?! How about a 150$.

Timmy: One hundred and fifthy dollars!

Riven: Say 200!

Timmy: Two hundred dollars? Ladies and gentleman this is getting real. Stella:Tim, you're doing it again. You're not a news man! Timmy: Sorry... I got excited. Stella:Uhmm Muse, I don't wanna lose 200$ dollars. Musa: We won't. 300$ Stella: MUSA! Musa: I'm just trying to spice it up! Stella: Then go for some pepper, stop spending my money! Musa: Don't worry I got it. If we win, they have to get rid of that stupid rooster that keeps waking us? Stella:Ohh, that's interesting. Brandon: Stella? That rooster is family. Stella: Throw that duck too. He broke my shoes! Brandon: What do you have against my duck? Stella: He breaks every single one of my clothes! Brandon: We're out. Riven: Hold on! If you win we give up the birds. Brandon: Dude! Riven:Wait, but if we win we get your apartment.

Brandon: Uhh huhu. Musa:*kisses him* Riven*returns the kiss*

Musa: Deal, baby. Stella:MUSA! Brandon: RIVEN!