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Redacted 101: Demons & Daemons EA spoilers

NOT VEGA BEING THE SECOND OLDEST DEMON 😭

HE'S THE GRANDPA OF GRANDPAS

Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:

Dear Headcannons!!

Office Siren Dear

Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32

When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried

They cried in their car on the way home after their last day

I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther

Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them

They found him and beat his ass (again) after

The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him

That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves

Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)

Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between

Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style

Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once

Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has

Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes

Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor

Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them

Redacted early access 5/10/24

I'm sorry but I'll I can think about is the Damn Crew in a Airbnb and FL & Gav are being FL & Gav (aggressively making out & getting way to touchy for the fact that their best friends are on the other side of a wall) and Damien just yelling "STOP TRYING TO FUCK EACH OTHER" from across the Airbnb😭

HELLO SAILOR

I drew the Scorp

I wasn't planning on posting this but here we are

THE FORESHADOWING?? I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT UNTIL THIS POST 😭

SAM IS NOW OFFICIALLY JUST SHAW PACK!

Shh I know it’s technically not said yet

Time to work security COWBOY!

Sam did say in the first Quinn video

“I have a feeling I’d be a much better fit at security than whatever the hell this real estate shit is.”

Come on Sam let’s get you a Shaw Security jacket!

Headcanon that David first tried to get Tank to stay during pack parties and casual get togethers by trying to play music they liked, but David made the mistake of asking around trying to figure out what songs they like. Now it’s become a betting pool on who can guess which songs on the playlist they like.

Bonus is that when Sam started joining Tank to these get togethers, Asher invited Sam to join the betting pool and he absolutely annihilated them. It was secretly Tank placing bets through Sam.

Yes.

we need a freelancer and coworker go shopping audio !! <3

*utter silence for 17:38 minutes*

Hear me out; genderfluid Gavin.

Does this headcanon have any basis in canon? No, it was fueled purely by my half awake brain at like 2am & a post about genderfluid Redson from LMK.

i’m not one to be serious or involved in drama but there’s something really sinister going on on redactedAO3 is anyone else noticing

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY FAV REDACTED COUPLE!!

even more redacted headcanons

i am losing my mind :D

this is just my opinion none of this is canon this is all for shits in giggles and i will infact repeat myself for previous headcanon post srry this is also only somewhat orginized and super unedited

ever person in the shaw pack has/had a crush on darlin

darlin has been voted as the 'hottest person in the pack as well

babe is classically trained in piano and viola and one day dreams to own they're own grand piano don't worry davids rich ass may or may not be planning this as a wedding gift for them

playing off that last point babe hates it when people after finding out they can play, start demanding not asking no demanding them to play something. everytime this happens (which isn't often at least with the shaw pack that is) asher has to physically hold his mate back from violently shoving they're viola bow up the assholes... asshole

instead of hush just waiting at docs apartment for them to come home from work, he would rather creepily sit with his knees to chest in an extra spinney chair in the corner of docs office. like he'll act 'normal' when its just him and doc, but if someone comes in for any reason hell stop talking and just watch them

mentor actually isn't that nice to they're coworkers but when they first saw ollie they were smitten, like ollie is the only person they talked to outside of work stuff. they were not there for water cooler small talk😭but for ollie they would do anything

on that same not i am a firm believer in james spouse being stoned faced with everyone except james and the hand full friends that they have

asset loves listening and asking questions to anton or james talk about their respective spouses

anton has been slowly building up a collection of shiny rocks hes either fond or bought so when he finally gets to go home to his partner and give to them

david is actually besties with babe because their both people who see Asher on a consistent bases and therefore meet up every other week discussing the various type of shenanigans asher gets into

darlin and brights have a bone room in sam and darlin's house.... let me explain, so it is of my firm belief that 90% of the shaw pack is neurodivergent and darlin is not exempt from that. bright also has some vague form of neurodivergent that bright refuses to anyone and this all comminates into both of them coincidently having the same special interests in bones and animals in general. and since sam (according to asher) owns this big ass cabin in the middle of the woods, it was perfect. and bright didnt have the bone room is because they had a small enough collection to keep in their room at sams place. that is until darlin moved and pulled up with their extensive collecting that they've had since the age of 10 and sam was very willing to put one of those 'guest room' nobody uses them bright happen to be there the day darlin and sam were able to get the aforementioned bone collection home form storage and they lost there collective mind with excitement. and sam got watch with this fond and loving twinkle as bright and darlin ramble and trade facts about animals and their bones (and darlin got to teach bright how to properly clean bones it was adorable)(ok ill shut up about this)

angel loves to recreate outfits from many types of videogames and tv show and uses packmembers (read as: tank and asher) as mannequins.

going off that last point(again) david loves listening to angel ramble about they're latest project and intentionally searched and bought a house with alot of big ass closets so angel can hang up all of the finished ones and store all of the stuff they need to make

ftm!guy is rarely ever dysphoric b/c while honey isnt the greatest at expressing their emotions they are incredibly attentive with guy and his needs and wants so this means that honey is always checking in on him. not only that but early on when they were just roommates that one other girl's boyfriend that they were rooming with (i forgot her name) made an off handed/gross comment about guy and honey literally kicked his ass out. like they picked he disgusting ass up and threw him out of the fucking apartment.... guy still laughs about to this day.

i fully believe that the damn polycule does and should include laskos listener (dear) and they can infact dom anyone

all of the de(a)mons can infact purr but gavin and caluem are most open about that fact.

lovely didnt grow up or live the riches life so when they started to dating vincent they had hard time excepting all of Vincent and williams expansive gifts all the while Vincent love langue is gift giving

lovley loves music so much. like its the hyperfixation, anything to do with music and i mean anything lovely could probaly tell you about. and much to willams delight that means he now has someone to talk about music and art from his time peroid (hes over 500 y/o yall) and them knowing exactly what theyre talking about

despite the fact that alot of people will say that lovely is William's fave, its actually untrue. williams favorite is actually darlin, i know i know but stick with me here. i think alot of the clan members to tend to question or disagree with william because hes their king but darlin is very diffrent. i think that once they start attending clan meetings the kinda behave like they're at pack meeting b/c its essentially the same thing. so theyre always asking questions, giving suggestions and even calling william out when he sometimes gets things wrongs. and william loves this, he loves how engaged they are and recognizes that thats just how darlin shows that not only do they care but that theyre listening. hell he'll even tell someone (even if sam has alredy told them the stfu) that trys to rudely interrupt darlin with " YoU SHoUlDnT iNtErRuPt ThE kInG!" to stfu if you dont have anything meaningful to contribute

everyone(excluding like a handful of people) in the both shaw pack and the solaire pack is kinda protective of babe and angel. and its not just because they're both humans its mostly because both of the are humans that treat others as humans. let me explain, so in empowered society ive noticed that vampires and shifter are treated differently form other empowered people. its really supple but anyways both angel an babe see no reason to interact with vampires and shifters any differently from how they would interact with any other person and most of them really appreciate that. people tend to talk to shifters like they're animals of some kind and people tend to act like all vamps have no control over theyre impulses and hunger and when both are asked angel tells the person that no matter what kind of magic got, it doesnt matter. because at the end of the day they all are/were human. with babe youll get similar answer but they'll tack on that its important for everybody to remember that they are people, human of not people are flawed and will make mistake. and trying to pretend that your above/below feelings and flaws is very bad for ones mental health. and thats how alot of older generations of shifter/vamp end up living in the middle of bumfuck no where, borderline insane and very lonely

welp thats it for know

thx for reading sorry if i forget any tags

My new fav thing to do on the incline (?) of a rollercoaster is to go "lmao, Vincent/stranger core" bc I'm cruel and like stranger more than I should.

? - wtf is the part before a drop called on a rollercoaster???

I want to fuck Brachium so hard he's not crying anymore.

:)

David/Asher "do you think we're soulmates in every universe?" angst!!

Prime! Asher: "Do you think we're soulmates in every universe?"

Prime! David: "We're both engaged to different people, Ash, what do you mean?"

Imp! Asher: "Do you think we're soulmates in every universe?"

Imp! David: "I'm dead, Asher."

I FUCKEN TOLD Y'ALL!!! LET'S GOO

Redacted Sexiest Listener Tournament!

Most Important Rule: This is a Sexiest Listener Tournament. Not a Favorite Listener Tournament. I don't care if your favorite Listener is in the matchup. If their opponent is sexier, you must vote for the sexier of the two

NO DARLIN, YOU GOT THIS BBG😭

Redacted Sexiest Listener Tournament!

Most Important Rule: This is a Sexiest Listener Tournament. Not a Favorite Listener Tournament. I don't care if your favorite Listener is in the matchup. If their opponent is sexier, you must vote for the sexier of the two

I love Avior so much, like I want him to make me have to pull out the dictionary mid bounce.

I'm saying it now, Tank's gonna come in first & Sweetheart in second. I know it, you know it, we all know it.

Redacted Sexiest Listener Tournament!

Most Important Rule: This is a Sexiest Listener Tournament. Not a Favorite Listener Tournament. I don't care if your favorite Listener is in the matchup. If their opponent is sexier, you must vote for the sexier of the two

Why do in kinda want some cunt scented lip gloss-

I had an idea of making a series of lil redacted comics with dumb ideas but that's a lot of work and I don't know if I'm ever gonna go through with it so I'll just be post the scripts here

Warning: a lot of these are very unfunny and or would translate better if they were actual comics

Vincent & William angst headcanon!!

Vincent feel into a deep depression during the months following William invoking him, causing Vincent to frequently forget to fulfill his basic needs like bathing and eating. So, William would do it for him. William would fill up his bathtub and carry Vincent from his bed to the bathroom and bath him, he'd bring a blood bag or two to Vincent's room and sit him up and help him drink it while rubbing his back, he'd sit Vincent in front of himself and brush out his matted hair carfully so he wouldn't pull Vincent's hair.

The reason William sees Vincent as his child is because he had to take care of him in the way you would a small child - helping bath them, brushing their hair, feeding them, ect. William wants to care for and protect Vincent because once he started he couldn't stop.

Dumb rant about the Redacted timeline under the cut!

So I was trying to figure out where Sam was born and the timeline says "Mont Blanc"

Only problem is Mont Blanc is a mountain in Europe, which yea sure Sam could be European & born on a mountain but later in the timeline this appears;

Meaning Sam is in fact American.

I did some research and Mont Blanc is referring to a place in Virginia, which I wouldn't mind adding the city if Erik would've put something like "Mont Blanc, Virginia"!

Also for other characters like Vincent it just says what state their from;

So why does Sam's say Mont Blanc??? Like that shit is so misleading like I thought for a good week that Sam was European! And I was even more confused bc I'm like 90% sure it used to say Virginia, like why change it!? WHY??!!

Anyways, thanks for coming to my Ted talk!!

I need, not want, poly DAMN crew content with Co-worker!!!

Angel and/or Lovely

i love rare pairs w darlin tell me ur fav or there will be consequences (read in evil intimidating voice)

Spoilers for Friendsgiving 2023

THE SILENCE FOR CO-WORKER & FL TALKING WAS SENDING ME!!

Hux's "their really hitting it off" honey, it'd be dead silence if there wasn't boom ass music playing in the background

Also, "a really destructive orgy" is now the main reason why I ship the DAMN crew as a polycule, bc joking about doing it with all of your best friends is totally something a normal friend group does(ik their not normal but still)

I want to eat this :3

Inspired by @claracatlady ‘s lil outfit series for her listeners, I wanted to show off some of my Coworker’s style~

They prefer to feel open, flowy. Fitted tops + loose bottoms combo enthusiast. They’re not really a fan of the colder seasons, if you couldn’t tell lol They can work with autumn, but winter just kicks their ass— (despite that, they’re a Christmas lover)

(I might do this with my Baaabe and Doc too, what do y’all think?)

I CAN NOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS IN WORDS

I WANT TO EAT THIS

disgruntled vincent for tonight

Why does everyone draw all the redacted characters I've sworn to hate so PRETTY!? 😭

LIKE I WANNA HATE HIM BUT HE'S HOT

"I will not judge you for what you are. Just as I will not judge you for what you've fashioned yourself out to be. Or what you've lost in pursuit of that."

"Rest Easy. Your soft heart is safe in my grasp."

"I am born of cruelty but that isn't all I am"

Summit pt. 2 spoilers

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!?

THAT'S HOW THE VAMPS PUT PPL ON TRIAL!? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A BIG FUCKEN COURT ROOM AND THE PERSON WAS GUITTOTINED IF FOUND GUILTY NOT THIS!!

Like they just killed him right there..

It took no more than 20 mins

My gods..

My theory that Quinn isn't dead has been strengthened but also weakened at the same time. Like they likely just sat in a room went over evidence and fucken snapped his neck in less then 30 mins but he also could have bribed the person who was judge, jury, and executioner, I honestly doubt there're any laws against that.

I NEED PART 3 NOWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHH

Blake is just playing the OG Fortnite season right now, posting his wins on Snap while Sunshine has fever dreams in the basement.

Bonus: He is having Bestie hop on to run some duos and do some reboot challenges.

Idk if it's been long enough to not put spoilers but I'll do it just to be safe

Summit spoilers!

I want sweetheart to be the one who killed Alexander.

HEAR ME OUT!!!!1!1!1!! Like imagine that Sweetheart got found out, like the noise that we heard before it cut to Porter & Vince was Sweetheart slipping on something, getting them caught causing Alexander to attack them but they somehow manage to - with only their raw strength, adrenaline, and tactical intelligence - kill an over 200 year old vampire.

That would be so cool & badass!! Like they could even get away with it by pleading self-defense