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I'll still be posting the rest of my reviews on each individual item, but for anyone who doesn't want to wait (which is totally understandable), I would say while it is super cool and immersive, unless you like wearing merch out in public or you know what you want to do with the physical copies of everything: get the digital version. Yes, it doesn't come with any keychains or cinch bags or pens, BUT it's a LOT cheaper. Your $60 would honestly be better spent on three months' worth of the obsessed teir where you could have gotten three personalized letters and a cassette tape with audios of your choosing. Maybe I'm just upset because this is my first time buying merch, and I absolutely would have gotten the digital version had I known it was even coming out, but I feel like enrollment bundle became a lot less cooler once the digital version came out for $6.
There's still something to be said about immersion of it all. Having a world that normally only exists digitally, auditorily becoming something physical. I honestly love that type of stuff, and I'll still hold onto the items I got with excitement and wonder.
Some people may have earlier noticed that part 3 didn't look quite right. Most of my edits didn't save, so there were few pictures and bullet points that may have not made sense. Once I rewrite my review of the product, I will make the post public again.
Damien's last name is Rhone btw
Part 1 Part 3
I'll be making my judgments of the items based on three categories:
1) Quality: Did I get my money's worth?
2) Immersion: Does this feel like something I'd find at D.A.M.N.?
3) Subtlety: Is this something I will use in my day-to-day life?
Up next is the pen. I will be using this for my serving shift tomorrow and no one can stop me. Subtly is 100/10. I would absolutely use this anywhere and everywhere. Not a lot of people care about what company is on a pen and not many people would be willing to ask questions.
This is really nitpick-y, but there is a small mark on the back of the pen that I can't wipe off. I don't really mind it, but I definitely don't care for it.
The material is kinda rubber-y, similar to the material the stylus is made out of. The stylus works fine, it is a little short, so the pen would occasionally hit my screen if I wasn't careful. Here's a picture I drew with the stylus.
I also wanted to test the quality of the pen's writing. It's honestly, kind of your average pen. The writing quality is about the same as the one in your kitchen drawer who's ink is halfway used up and who's cap has been missing for years. So it writes fine, but the distribution of the ink is uneven, as can be seen in the following pictures. On the top is the writing with the pen I got from the bundle; on the bottom is one of my favorite pens, which (in my opinion) is really good quality.
Immersion wise, this is definitely a pen I could see D.A.M.N. giving out to new students. I like the design and the sleekness of it. It's simple, but that's all it really needs to be and it knows it.
Quality 5/10
Immersion 10/10
Subtly: 10/10
(I'll be posting more tomorrow. Part three will be about the patch and keychains. Part four will be about the letters. Part five SHOULD be the rest of what was included, and there will be a final part with my final thoughts and overall rating of the quality of the bundle.)
I just want to start off by saying that I don't usually review things, nor do I usually post anything. But, I was super excited about getting it in and none of my friends are in the redactedverse fandom, so......
I still want to make sure I give quality reviews, so in order to get as much detail as I can, I'd like to split the review into separate parts. Part one is about the drawstring bag.
I'll be making my judgments of the items based on three categories:
1) Quality: Did I get my money's worth?
2) Immersion: Does this feel like something I'd find at D.A.M.N.?
3) Subtlety: Is this something I will use in my day-to-day life?
Let's begin!
First up! The drawstring bag. This thing was honestly a lot bigger than I imagined (see snake LPS for scale). Of course, because it was folded to fit the the packaging, it was wrinkled, which I don't really mind. It honestly probably would have ended up that way anyway.
One thing I noticed right off of the bat is that it has this bumpy texture. Honestly, I know I've seen this material used on a drawstring bag that a college was giving out for free to advertise for their institution (that was really wordy sorry). It definitely feels like something I would get from a college, so immersion is 10/10 here.
Subtly, I'll give it a 6/10. I'd wear it around my friends when we hang out and maybe to a grocery store, but probably not around my family.
Quality: 8/10
Immersion: 10/10
Subtly: 6/10
Okay, not to spoil anything, but I think Damien just got a last name drop? Unless it already happened, and I'm just a silly little goose.
MY D.A.M.N. ENROLLMENT BUNDLE CAME IN HOLY SHIT!!!! (Review of it coming later tonight)
Screw Hogwarts, I'm going to D.A.M.N.
Porters halloween costume is Harry Hook
The wolf boys shall be the fandom's favorites
But
You, Brachium, shall be mine
Never posted art here before but the world needs to see me and brachium 😍 (it's still a WIP but idc)
Ehehheheheheg
it’s either Vega or Brachium, u can’t have two old men now bud
I actually only have Brachium, I borrow Vega from eepy every once in a while
He's not even on the list but my love overcomes that
He's having my children/j
Got cancelled for being horny on main about him
My name on multiple discord servers is some variation of 'Brachium's twink / #1'
Refused to change my Brachium pfp on discord to match with the gang in their coquette era
Tweaked out over him
Prayed for a Brachium listener
I'm wearing an "I ❤️ Brachium" shirt on Roblox
I've fallen asleep to his playlist multiple times
These confessions I've made:
best artist
best fic writer
best hc writer
best ocs
coolest listener/oc cassettes/icons
david
asher
milo
christian
vincent
sam
porter
gavin
damien
huxley
lasko
avior
caelum
cam
vega
regulus - no nominees
blake
elliot - no nominees
ivan
ollie - no nominees
aaron
guy
geordi
hush
james
anton
yan caller
the most 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
put in the replies what you want to be nominated for! nominations won’t be open forever, so hurry! enjoy 🩷
why do I listen too vega?
cuz he’s HAUT!
The redacted fandom after you say you still like William, a morally gray character, even through they LOVE characters that have done worse things like I don't know, KIDNAPPING AND TORTURING PEOPLE:
Do you guys think yancaller bothers Sweetie at work. Like maybe they turn on “do not disturb” mode and at the end of their shift they check their phone to see 18 missed calls and 1021 unread messages
william solaire they can never make me hate you
fellas y'all cool with your girl making more money than you?
ladies y'all cool with-
DROP A WILLIAM LISTENER, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
What I headcannon Angel & Babe will wear at the wedding ヽ(≧∀≦)ノ
My angel is more masc when they wear formal wear so they get a suit!!
My Babe is a trans woman so, nice lacey dress!!
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach
but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue
“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”
“oh um he’s just super goth”
“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”
“he’s…y’allternative”
“wtf angel”
David - unlabled, he/him (doesn't want an identity crisis)
Angle - Gay, femme non binary, they/he
Asher - raging pansexual , demi-boy, he/they
Babe - straight, trans fem, she/her
Milo - bisexual, he/him
Sweetheart - bisexual, bigender, he/she
Sam - raging bisexual, he/him
Tank - Gay, trans masc, he/him
Vincent - pansexual, he/she
Lovely - Queer, non-binary, they/she
William - Achillean, he/him
Porter - bisexual, masc pref, he/him
Treasure - unlabled, they/them (doesn't know)
Alexis - bisexual, femme pref, she/her
Gavin - pansexual, gender fluid, any
Freelancer - gay, boyflux, he/they/it
Damien - Achillean, he/him
Huxley - pansexual, any
Lasko - bisexual disaster, trans masc, he/him
Co-worker - bi curious, femme, they/them
Caelum - be so fucken for real
Xavier - gay, he/him
Avior - gay, he/him
Starlight - pansexual, bigender, she/he/they
Vega - unlabled, he/him (doesn't care)
Warden - demisexual, Omnisexual, non-binary, they/them
Cam - biromantic, asexual, he/him
Scorpius - QUEER, gender non-conforming, he/she/they
Asset - asexual, aromatic, agender, they/it
James - gay, he/him
James's boo thang - Queer, they/them
Anton - straight, he/him
Anton's bae - bisexual, she/they
Marcus - gay, he/him
Brachium - unlabled, agender, they/he (doesn't care)
Elliott - loser bisexual, trans masc, he/him
Sunshine - Omnisexual, masc pref, non-binary, they/them
Blake - loser gay, he/him
Bestie(?) - bisexual, he/him
"___ can't be gay" "___ is straight"
did Erik tell you that?
do you have canon evidence of their sexual orientation?
no.
you want said character to be straight? then by all means dear,make them straight, don't tell what me what to do with my characters
you have a brain,you have an imagination,you don't have canon restrains,go wild
what if Erik’s universe is actually our reality and the whole channel is just a massive violation of covert
I AM A CONTRA FIRE ELEMENT & I'LL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!
I swear if Tank isn't best man (gender neutral) or someshit at this wedding I'mma implode
- Caelum cameo
I wanna make a Redacted Wedding bingo card
Here’s what I got so far, help me fill it up:
-David cries
-Milo cries
-Darlin’ cries
-A comment about Milo’s outfit will be made
- David will be called groomzilla
- Asher will get lectured in one form or another
- Smthng Milo and dress socks related
- Marie/Gregory Cameo
The Scorpius obsession is getting worse and there's so much more to go
Flat colors version:
Btw we need more Scorpius designs if you have a Scorpius design show it to me please 🙏
Empathy Daemons: Pastels and white
Serenity Daemons: Dark greens, blues, and maybe some purples
Sadism Demons: Dark reds and oranges
Desire Demons: pinks, purples, and magentas
Shock Demons: Bright oranges, yellows, and sometimes reds
Strife Demons: Deep and muted reds and blues
Misery Demons: Blacks and grays or muted colors
Fear Demons: bright or muted blues and purples
Elation Demons: pinks, reds and yellows
Inchoate Demons: can be any color but the color is always a medium tone
It took me way too long to actually finish "Reforming a Sadism Demon" but I finally did and...
I'm sliding into General! Vega's bed at the speed of light bc GOOD GODS 😍
Cooking up some Geordi/Cutie in the kitchen rn, somehow the influence of cold/allergy medications gets me going.
The preview: what if Geordi was the guy who tamed the fuck boy (Cutie)?