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*In the specialist dorm*
Timmy: The internet is not working! Does in your room works?
Brandon: No, it's not working. It just shows the freaking dinosaur, and it fucks me up because i was just loading one chapter of heidi where Clara finally stands up of the wheel chair.
Riven: You're obsessed with Heidi!
Brandon: I get her ok? I even know the sintony in Japanese. It goes like "boshibo, shitaana, tay tay aishanna, mhm, mhm"
*Helia and Nabu trying to hold the laughter*
Helia: Well done...
Sky: Yeah.
Nabu:Wow.
Riven: Poor guy, he dosen't even realize.
Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?
Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.
Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.
Nabu: How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit, before you start taking care of yourself?
Riven: I'm thinking of a number between eleven and twenty-five.
-Musa when she used to study with Brandon in second year.-
Brandon:Are you even listening to me?
Musa:I'm not spacing out again. I'm here. I'm totally fine. Mentally my mind is....
*Riven coming back from training without a shirt*
Musa:*staring at him*
Brandon:*hitting himself with the book*
- Rivusa when they started dating-
Riven : This is our daughter Flora, shes a really sensitive and smart girl.
Musa*done with him*: I’m aware of that.
Riven: And this is my son Timmy, i think you meet him twice. He’s daddies little genius.
Musa:*not been able to say anything*
Riven: And this is my not so lovely daughter Stella, she’s you know the middle kid.
Musa: Riv how many of our friends did you adopt?
Riven: So thats a no to Nabu?
Flora:Hey Layla?
Layla: Hmm?
Flora: The floor is lava.
Layla: *pushes Riven to the ground*
Musa: Yeah, Riven is a cuddler too.
Stella *laughing: Oh really?
Riven: No, I’m not.
Stella: RIVEN IS A CUDDLER EVERYONE!
Riven: I hate you so much.
Stella: Whatever you’re a cuddler! How cute are you?!
Riven:I hate you with every hinch of my body.
Brandon: Babe ready for our gym day?
Riven: You work out!
Stella: It’s not as cute as your thing, dumbo. I win *droping the mic again*
-When Layla explained bad things that happened in the ocean-
Layla: So I paddle over this dolphin, and see he has a grocery bag around his neck and he didn’t move.So I tried to get it off him with my paddle and it didn’t work. So I jumped in and...
Flora* whispering loudly*: Don’t say,don’t you dare say it.
Layla: I never saw him again...
Riven: Ugh..*with one hand in too his head.
Flora* Kind of emotional*: This is the saddest thing that I’ve-
Riven *about to cry*: MmH! MmH!
Musa: Riv calm down, were on a meeting* whispering from the other side*
Riven: I WILL FIND YOU LITTLE DOLPHIN!
Musa: Yes you will honey. * used to this kind of stuff*
Flora: I will HELP you Riv!
Helia: Of course she will*used to it too*
Timmy: Did you just had that on you?
Brandon: Of course, what sort of a men dosen’t carry a little sword on his bag, you should PUT it on your christmat list.
Timmy: Brandon I’m 23, i Don’t have a christmas list anymore.
Riven* from far with a big smile*: I DO!
Timmy: *smiles while he gives him thumbs up awkarldy*
Musa:* kisses Riven neck*
Riven:What is this?
Musa: Affection...
Riven: Disgusting..
Riven:
Riven: Do it again.
Brandon: How dumb to they think we are?
Riven: Sometimes Musa leaves me pictures instead of the shopping list.
Random stranger at the club: Did it hurt?
Musa: Im waiting someone.
Random stranger at the club: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Riven slinding his arm into Musa’s waist: No actually, because I was there to catch her.
Timmy: I think i pulled a muscule..
Riven: Timmy you can pull something you Don’t have. You’re a fucking spagheti.
Musa: The food is to hot, i can’t EAT it.
Riven: You’re too hot and I still EAT you.
Musa: *blushes*
Riven:*winks at her*
Flora: One normal dinner, that’s all i wanted...
Sky: Lets play a game.
Riven: Sure, I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Sky: It’s me?
Riven: It’s always you.
Stella: Me and Riven get along perfectly! Right Riv?
Riven: I never been more stressed out in my life...
Sky:*interrupts Riven*
Riven: Can you shut the fuck up? I was speaking...
Musa:*interrupts Riven*
Riven: Go ahead Muse I’m listening.
Stella: Riven, did you saw my hair brush?
Riven: Musa use to call me Riven...
Stella: Because thats your fucking name.
Timmy:*passing by whit a confused look*
Helia: I'm not mad I just want to know why you two needed a fake ID?
Riven: *Mumbles*
Musa: What was that?
Flora:... You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.