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Riven: Having trouble with your internet, sir?
*checking him out*
Riven: He's not here, where'd he go?
Helia: He's in the roof.
*they go to the roof*
Saladin: Trying to pick up a wi-fi signal from across the street. I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.
Riven: Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?
Saladin: I'm in complete control. Now Helia, be a good boy, and come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.
Helia: Grandpa I'm not going to dangle you off the side of this building.
Saladin: You're expelled. Riven, let me climb onto your shoulders.
Riven: I can't...
Saladin: You're expelled, everyone is expelled.
*Saladin helping Riven with some boxes*
Riven*putting the boxes on the floor*: Thanks, dad.
*silence* Riven: Why is everyone staring at me?
Timmy: You just call Saladin dad.
Helia: You said thanks, dad.
Riven: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.
Saladin: Do you see me as a father figure, Riven?
Riven: No...If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
Brandon: HEY! Show your father some respect!
Riven: I didn't call him dad!
Saladin: No, no. Riven I take it as a compliment.
Sky: It's not a big deal, once I called Bloom's mom and she's my girlfriend.
Riven: Guys, jump on that. Sky has psychosexual issues.
Nabu: Old news.
Brandon: But you calling Saladin daddie.
Riven: Hey daddie is not on the table here!
Helia: But you did call him dad dude.
Riven: Shut up! Everyone just stops.
-Specialists vibes-
*in the specialist's reunion room*
Timmy: I'm about to give Saladin his gift.
Helia*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy?
Timmy: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it.
Brandon: You are bad!
Timmy: I know right!
Nabu*looking up from his book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying...
Timmy: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?
Riven*doing push-ups*: Mhmm.
Timmy: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift.
Sky: He would open it?
Timmy: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting.
*Saladin comes in*
Helia: Hi, grandpa.
*Saladin sees the box with his name*
Riven*whispering to Timmy*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in the director of a warrior school, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were the smart one in the group.
Timmy: Oh, no.
Saladin: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!
*When everyone is out*
Riven: Well done Timmy, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him*
Nabu: I didn't even finish the page.
Helia: Let's just leave.
Brandon: It wasn't that bad, Timmy.
Sky: Well...