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Brandon: Hey how did my phone break?
Timmy: Don't you remmember that you were drunk yesterday.
Brandon: And, every time in a party I get drunk.
Riven: Dude you threw it.
Brandon: Why?
Helia: You turned on airplane mode n kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU"
Brandon: And why did you guys didn't stop me?
Nabu: We were busy laughing our asses on.
Sky: I have it in film bro.
*In a class*
Codatorta: Brandon and Sky you guys go first.
*They both going cracking up with their homeworks*
Sky*seeing Codatorta face*: I'm so sorry.
*both presenting the work*
Codatorta: Did you have to do the same?
*Both start laughing and fell on the floor*
Codatorta: Really?
Brandon:So so sorry.
Codatorta: I guess you guys can guess the grade.
Sky: yeah...
*they both leave while cracking up*
Helia: Don’t worry Nabu I’m sure Riv and Brandon are doing fine on their own.
Timmy*turns on the TV*
News Reporter: And if anyone has seen this two boys please contact the police of your planet. IMMEDIATELY.
*showing the picture of Riven and Brandon*
Sky: Wow…
Nabu: I LEFT THEM ALONE FOR 15 MINUTES ! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE.
Timmy: What are you doing?
Riven*diggin into a jar of M&Ms and putting some into a separare bowl*: Sky really likes the red ones,so im separating them.
Timmy: Thats so sweet, Riv.
Riven:What? No! I plan to eat all of them in front of him. Thats what he get by being our lider.
Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.
Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.
Helia:You win.
Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.
Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.
Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?
Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.
Sky: Is he going mental?
Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!
Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.
Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!
*Saladin helping Riven with some boxes*
Riven*putting the boxes on the floor*: Thanks, dad.
*silence* Riven: Why is everyone staring at me?
Timmy: You just call Saladin dad.
Helia: You said thanks, dad.
Riven: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.
Saladin: Do you see me as a father figure, Riven?
Riven: No...If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
Brandon: HEY! Show your father some respect!
Riven: I didn't call him dad!
Saladin: No, no. Riven I take it as a compliment.
Sky: It's not a big deal, once I called Bloom's mom and she's my girlfriend.
Riven: Guys, jump on that. Sky has psychosexual issues.
Nabu: Old news.
Brandon: But you calling Saladin daddie.
Riven: Hey daddie is not on the table here!
Helia: But you did call him dad dude.
Riven: Shut up! Everyone just stops.
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* A day in the specialist dorm room, when Nabu was new*
Timmy: Hey Brandon! Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?
Sky*confused*: Bran are you going running?
Nabu: Have fun.
*Brandon leaves*
Helia: Omg what is wrong with Brandon?
Timmy: Yeah what happened is he ok? Do you guys know something?
Nabu*confused*: Brandon is going for a run. If anything we should be congratulating him?
Sky: He only goes running if he's upset, and he's wearing his sad hoodie.
Helia*concerned*: And by the looks of it is been WASHED.
*everyone gasps*
Sky: It's bone-chilling...
Nabu: I really don't get it, he seems ok.
*Riven burst in the dorm*
Riven: I JUST PASSED BRANDON ON THE STREET RUNNING. ON PURPOSE. OH MY GAWD.
Nabu: Maybe I was wrong...
*Riven goes to the window with Timmy*
Riven: BRAN, ARE YOU OK?!
Timmy: We see you and WE LOVE YOU!
Sky: We are here for you bro!
Nabu: Wow, In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.
Helia: Yeah.. That's fair. Trust me you'll get used to it.
Sky: A murderer becomes a serial killer with just 2 more kills.
Riven: Damn, that's a motivational quote! I'd put that on my wall...
Riven: I'd prefer that to like: Live, Laugh, Love.
Riven: We could put it right up there.
Sky:*facepalm*
Riven: You’re being a really Bad friend!
Brandon: You Bad friend!
Riven: You know what we call you? We call you the stupid specialist.
Brandon: You’re bitchie specialist!
Riven*throws him a knife*
Brandon: Are you crazy?
*When Brandon has break down*
Brandon: I just need something to happen, I need a sign that things are gonna change. I need a reason to go on, I need some hope. And in the abstinence of hope, I decided to stay in bed and feel like I might die today.
*Riven jumps over the bed*
Riven: Whatever. Everybody has problems! Now get your ass out of bed! AnD lEt'S gO tO ClAsS. NOW!
Brandon: Leave me alone.
Riven*starts screaming*: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
*they both get out of the room*
Helia: You were saying?
Sky: Nothing, I'll never speak again.
Timmy: That's a win.
Riven: We're good to go.
Riven*opening the door of Flora*: Flo? I know it's late but I really need to talk.
*Flora and Helia get their head off the sheets*
Helia: Hello.
Flora*red*: Hi.
Riven *screaming*: AHHH!! FLO NO!!
Riven:*continues to scream and move around the room*
Riven*sits in a chair*: You... Him... Here... Oh my god...
Riven*takes a deep breath*: I need a moment.
*takes his moment*
Riven: I'm an adult. I can handle this. I'm okay.
*turns around to see them*
*Helia puts a pillow in his head, and Flora awkwardly smiles*
Riven: FLO! NOO!
Helia: Keep it down Riv, you will wake up everyone.
Riven: I'm not ready to talk to you yet young men!
*Nabu and Layla come in transformed*
Layla: We heard a screaming...
Nabu*watches them*: Oh...
*Helia waves at them and Flora gets redder*
*Brandon and Stella comes in*
Brandon: What is this? A pajama party? Scoot over!
*Stella grabs Brandon from the back of his PJ*
Stella: Honeybuckets. NO.
*Tecna and Timmy come in*
Tecna: What's going on?
Helia: Uhmmm...
Tecna: Eww.*while leaving*
Timmy: My eyes!*following her*
*Musa comes in*
Musa *worried*: It's every...
Musa* sees them and laughs*: Heyyyyy...
Riven: Enough! Everybody out. Everybody out, come on.
*everybody leaves, except Riven*
Riven: Okay, Flo. I just wanted to say that I'm hurt and that you should be doing that... Oh my god, I have a mental picture! Get Out!
Musa*coming in again*: I'm sorry guys. I'll take him out.
Riven*crying*: I got a mental picture, Muse.
Musa: Let's go bby. Let's leave them. You can carry on, hahah.
Riven: Muse, don't encourage them.
*they both leave*
Flora: It be fun you said. Look how fun it turned!
Helia: How I was supposed to know this would happen.
Flora: You're right. Let's go to sleep.
-Specialists vibes-
*in the specialist's reunion room*
Timmy: I'm about to give Saladin his gift.
Helia*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy?
Timmy: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it.
Brandon: You are bad!
Timmy: I know right!
Nabu*looking up from his book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying...
Timmy: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?
Riven*doing push-ups*: Mhmm.
Timmy: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift.
Sky: He would open it?
Timmy: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting.
*Saladin comes in*
Helia: Hi, grandpa.
*Saladin sees the box with his name*
Riven*whispering to Timmy*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in the director of a warrior school, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were the smart one in the group.
Timmy: Oh, no.
Saladin: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!
*When everyone is out*
Riven: Well done Timmy, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him*
Nabu: I didn't even finish the page.
Helia: Let's just leave.
Brandon: It wasn't that bad, Timmy.
Sky: Well...
- The specialists trips-
Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?
Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.
Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?
Riven:Pshh no...
Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.
Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.
Sky: Well that's debetable.
Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?
Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.
Timmy: How much money would it take for you to kill someone?
Riven: Mhmm.. 20 bucks.
Helia: You would kill someone for 20 dollars?
Riven: Yeah, I'd kill a guy for that. You got 20 bucks on you?
Timmy: Of course I do.
Riven: That's perfect then who I'm killing?
Helia: He's not giving you twenty dollars to kill someone.
Riven: Fine I'll do it for ten and then I'll add 2 for 20.
Timmy: What the fuck?
Helia: He's not asking you to kill anyone.
Riven: Ok, fine. How about 5?
Timmy: What's wrong with you?!
Riven: I just wanna kill a guy, I never done that.
-What is like in Red Fountain-
Riven in the middle of the night: Do you think pigeons have feelings?
Timmy: I’m going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.
Riven: Come’on. Helia do you know that?
Helia: Yeah, every animal feel stuff, Riv.
Timmy: Like me, I feel tired and I want to sleep. And I Don’t give a shit about pigeons.
Riven: Dude you are hurting their feelings!
Timmy: What about my feelings?!
* Brandon walks in with a blanket*
Brandon: Are we talking about feelings? Because I feel sad.
Riven: Don’t worry dude, pigeons feel the same way. Since Timmy offended them.
Brandon: You offended a pigeon? Whats wrong with you?! They are very sensitive.
* Nabu comes in with an angry face*
Nabu: Look it’s three in the morning. And tomorrow is a busy day. So can you shut the fuck up?
Riven: We cant because Timmy offended pigeons!
Nabu: What?
Helia: Just ignore it.
Brandon: Ignore it?! What kind of human are you? Gosh.
Riven: Apologize to the pigeon right now!
Timmy: I’m not going to apologize to a pigeon, are you serious?
Brandon: Apologize!
*Sky walks in with a tired face*
Sky: #Pigeons deserve better.
Timmy: I’m going to kill all of you morons gosh!
Riven: You made Brandon cry!
Nabu: Brandon cries for everything!
Brandon*crying a bit*: Thats no True!
(BTW: This happend with my friends one day)
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Helia: Uhmm do you have any plans for today?
Riven: Uh, i plan on popping a pill, crying a bit and falling sleep early. So just a regular week day.
Nabu:This feels wrong.
Riven: Why? Don’t you guys do that?
Timmy: For god sake, NO!
Bloom X Nabu: They have to much at their plates, i feel like they do therapy at eachoter, talking about people wanting to kill them and stuff. Everyone wanting them to be the best. I don’t know but i just think they relate at eachoter some stuff. They go on walks and drink coffe and they make cupckakes together.
Stella X Timmy: I mean, no one see this two as friendship, but let me tell you this. They ‘re opposites, and i feel like Stella would help Timmy to be more open and have fun, and Timmy would put Stella feets on the ground. I see them, Stella helping him with his fashion sense and him helping her with her homework. And being that kind of friends that know everything about the other.
Musa X Brandon: This two are eating contest buddies, they watch movies and series. And talk about their crazy couples, and give suport to each other. And they make corny jokes. I don’t know they just have so much potential.
Flora X Riven: The fact, that this two would be the best best friends in the world. Flora helps Riven with feelings, Riven helps Flora to be a little bit rebelious. I see them going to stores to watch puppies, i see them drinking te and talking about stuff and Riven showing her cuss words, because she needs to know them.
Tecna X Helia: Come’on they’re the parents of the group, they’re the ones who carry the suncream and the sandiwiches for their kids. They’ re the one who have shy couples. I’m sure that Tecna helps Helia to be online and electronics, and Helia to express things in paper, like poems or drawings
Layla X Sky: Royals that don’t wanna be royals with family issues. Come’on this two need more scenes together, season 2 we’re besties you can’t tell me otherwhise. They train together, and do a lot of sports.
The winx and the specialists after watching FATE.
Flora: So that was something... guys?
Bloom: I have to ask, am I so self centered? And annoying? And why Stella and I hate each other? Ugh it dosen’t make sense. And Sky and Stella, hell to the no.
Stella: Of course not, why the fuck did i date Sky? And why I’m such bitch? And where is my honey buckets. And i love fashion, it’s not and obligation. My mum is nice ok? Im confused...
Layla: At least they didn’t make you the black token friend, dont get me wrong she seems nice and all but that’s not me.
Flora: I Don’t meant to be rude but why i’m white? I look like a grown women, and why Riven and I treat eachother badly, he’s my friend. I miss Helia. I didn’t like it a LOT im sorry netflix. The only good think is the diferent body representation.
Musa: Fuck this shit, im not white either, gosh. Why the fuck im a empath? And why im dating that Sam dude hes not my type. I only talk to Riven ONCE, why?And why the fuck he dates that beatrix and not me? I Don’t get it.. At least my personality was kind of cool...
Tecna: At least you guys where in there. Why im not good enough for their shitty show? Ok, but I do have to say this, at least like Musa says they didn’t fuck me up. But I’m no quite happy, that they don’t consider me one of the Winx, that’s kind of irrespecful.
Timmy: Of course you’re good enough, i love you. They screwed it up. I’m actually a little bit happy that im not in there, at least they didn’t ruin me.
Helia: I think the same thing as you Timmy, But i didn’t like what they did too my flower.
Brandon: I’M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE. Why they make my sweet honey buckets like that? And why she’s dating Sky?He’s my best friend and she’smy girlfriend. Gosh don’t they have some respect for us, or what?
Nabu: Im not there, and i hope not to be, because for sure the will kill me again. And they make the Black token friend like they did with Layla..
Sky: I quite like my caracther.. I just Don’t like the fact that I dated Stella. But my dad is alive,why would they kill him? Uhmm, Riven are you good?
Riven: MUSA WITH THAT BORING ASSHOLE? GOSH. WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS? THE RIVERDALE WRITERS OR WHAT?
WHY THE FUCK IM BYPHOBIC?
AND why i fat shame Flora? She’s my mate.
I Don’t smoke it’s not healty, im a healty person.
And fuck no, i Don’t wanna fucking date the trix. And it’s Musa my girl, not that Beatrix. FOR GOD SAKE. I ONLY DATED DARCY, BECAUSE I WAS POSESED. ONE TIME, ONE FUCKING TIME. I HATE THIS.
And why my fucking best friend is Sky, that dosen’t make sense. I HATE IT. I WILL MURDER THEM AND DESTROY EVERITHING THEY LOVE.