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“No, it isn’t made from orcs - but for orcs.” - Heroes’ Feast, p. 156
Until I found this recipe, I’d never thought of trying to dress up bacon. After all, bacon is bacon! However, “Orc” Bacon brings a tasty spin to this popular classic.
Coated with a savoury-sweet glaze and absolutely the easiest thing to make in Heroes’ Feast so far; this tasty treat is a great snack to prepare for a table of hungry adventurers or for yourself when life gets busy!
Try snacking on them with a side of the Yawning Portal Buttermilk Biscuits to really immerse yourself in that tavern vibe!
See below for my notes on the results and for some helpful tips and tricks when making this yourself! Get Heroes’ Feast here: https://dnd.wizards.com/heroes-feast
Prep: 1 min Cook: 30 mins* Total: ~30 mins
* Varies based on how crispy you like your bacon.
Ingredients (serves 4 as a snack):
1 lbs. (450 g) thick-cut bacon*
3 tbsp. (38 g) light-brown sugar
½ tsp. (1 g) freshly ground black pepper
1 tsp. (2 g) garlic powder
2 tbsp. (30 ml) orange juice
* I used regular cut bacon instead of thick-cut with no issues.
Start by preheating the oven to 375℉ (190℃) with a rack in the middle of the oven. Line a large rimmed baking sheet with foil. Coat a large wire rack with nonstick cooking spray and set it in the foil-lined pan.
Next, arrange the bacon slices on the rack, laying them tight against each other so the entire pound fits (top-left).
Roast the bacon strips until they render some of their fat and shrink a bit, about 12 minutes (top-right).
NOTE: I struggled to fit all of the regular cut bacon onto the rack even after cramming everything as tight as possible (rip those pieces at the top). This may be different for thick-cut but I ended up having three extra slices to spare.
While the bacon renders, in a small bowl, mix together the brown sugar, pepper, garlic, and orange juice.
Lightly brush the rendered slices with about half of the brown sugar mixture (top-left).
Continue roasting until the brown sugar adheres to the bacon and the bacon appears glossy, about 7 minutes (top-right).
Using tongs, turn over the pieces.
Lightly brush the slices with the remaining brown sugar mixture and continue roasting until the brown sugar mixture adheres to the bacon and looks glossy, 5 to 7 minutes.
Transfer slices to a serving plate and serve warm.
NOTE: For this last part, feel free to roast the slices for as long as it takes them to your preferred crispness level. The slices above roasted for about 11 minutes.
Overall, I would give this recipe a 5/5. I couldn't personally see myself eating these with eggs in the morning (clashing flavours) but it does make for a nice sweet and savoury snack!
Like I mentioned in the intro, the flavour and ease to throw it together make it a good choice to bring to a D&D session or make as a nerdy snack for yourself when you’re busy, no matter what level your cooking skill is at.
Watch out though! They’re super sticky so make sure to have plenty of napkins on hand.
Traditionally prepared with sharp “ved” cheese and presented with onion butter, these crusty buns are best served warm, [...] this particular recipe comes from Lorren’s Bakery in Faerûn’s Village of Red Larch, and features mushrooms and cheese from local, outlying farms. - Heroes’ Feast, p. 27
Ever since I first started looking through Heroes’ Feast, Vedbread has been one of the recipes I’ve been most interested in trying. Although they may appear a little strange at first glance, the best way to describe them would be a ‘savory cinnamon rolls’. The mushroom filling mixed with the cheesy dough gives the buns an awesome flavour combo!
Delicious and filling, these buns are sure to make an interesting alternative to a typical lunch or midday snack. Not only that, but they’re great for a fall aesthetic as the perfect match for a steaming cup of broth!
See below for my notes on the results and for some helpful tips and tricks when making this yourself! Get Heroes’ Feast here: https://dnd.wizards.com/heroes-feast
Prep: 15 mins Cook: 60 mins Overall: 1h 15 mins
For the filling ingredients:
12 ounces (345 g) cremini mushrooms, coarsely chopped*
2 tbsp. (28 g) unsalted butter
2 shallots, finely chopped
Kosher salt
1 tsp. (1 g) finely chopped fresh thyme
¼ cup (23 g) freshly grated Parmesan cheese
Freshly ground black pepper
For the dough ingredients:
2¼ cups (281 g) all-purpose flour, plus more for rolling
1 tbsp. (14 g) baking powder
1 tsp. (4 g) sugar
½ tsp. (3 g) kosher salt
6 ounces (170 g) Gruyère cheese, coarsely grated
¾ cup (177 ml) buttermilk, cold
6 tbsp. (85 g) unsalted and butter, melted and cooled
1 egg
Truffle oil for brushing (optional)
* Heroes’ Feast mentions you can substitute the cremini mushrooms with the same amount of shiitake.
For the filling:
First, I pulsed the mushrooms in the food processor until they were very finely chopped (about 8-10 pulses).
Next, I cooked the mushrooms:
I melted the butter over medium heat and cooked the shallots until they began to soften - about 2 minutes;
I adjusted the heat to medium high and added the processed mushroom and ¼ tsp. salt. While stirring I cooked them until all of the liquid from the mushrooms had evaporated - about 9 to 12 minutes (keep an eye on it);
I added the thyme and cooked, stirring, until fragrant - about 1 minute;
I removed the skillet from the heat and stirred in the Parmesan.
After cooking, taste the mixture and adjust the seasoning with salt and pepper. I found there was enough salt but needed a couple shakes of pepper.
After seasoning, I spread the mixture on a plate to cool for assembly.
Then, I preheated the oven to 425℉ (218℃) and lined a large rimmed baking sheet with a piece of parchment (you could also use a reusable silicone liner).
For the dough:
To prepare the dough, I started by whisking the flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar together in a large bowl. Then, I stirred in the grated Gryère cheese.
Next, in a small bowl, I whisked together the buttermilk and cooled melted butter. The butter will clump, this is normal.
I added the buttermilk mixture to the flour mixture and used a wooden spoon to form a chunky dough.
Heroes’ Feast notes that the dough should be sticky at this stage. However, I found it to be rather dry - with bits and pieces of cheese and flour not being incorporated. Don’t worry if your dough turns out similarly. Mine incorporated into a stickier dough while kneading.
After creating a chunky dough, I turned it out onto my breadboard and kneaded until it held together and was mostly smooth - about 4-5 minutes. Take care not to overknead.
After creating the dough ball, I floured the board and under the ball to keep it from sticking to the surface while rolling out.
TIP: The techniques I use for kneading (and a helpful video) can be found on my post about Dwarven Flatbread.
Assembly:
To start the assembly, I rolled out my dough ball into a roughly 12 by 18-inch rectangle. Dust off any excess flour from the surface.
Next, I spread the mushroom mixture over the entire surface. Expect the layer to be thin and patchy.
To roll the vedbread, I started by working with the widest side (18-inch) furthest from me. I then rolled the dough into a very tight, even, compact cylinder towards me.
When I finished rolling, I pinched the seam along the entire length of the cylinder to close it.
Next, using a serrated knife in a sawing motion, I trimmed off the ends of the cylinder to discard and cut the remaining cylinder into 1 ¼-inch pieces.
NOTE: When you make these, you will find it makes about 14. I only have 11 because I misread the dimensions for rolling out the dough.
I arranged the buns cut-sides up on the baking sheet and brushed the top and sides with eggwash - an egg beaten with 1 tbsp. water (above-left).
I cooked them for 18 minutes on the middle rack of the oven until they were golden brown, rotating the baking sheet halfway through. I let the buns cool on the pan for about 5 minutes before transferring them to a wire rack.
I let the buns cool on the wire rack for a little while before storing them. They are best eaten warm or at room temperature (would not recommend cold).
If using, brush the buns with some before serving.
Overall, I would give this recipe a 4.5/5. If it’s not already obvious from the ingredients list, these buns are very mushroomy.
I would suggest trying these buns both at room temperature and warm out of the oven to see how you best enjoy them. Personally, I found the taste of the mushrooms mellowed when left at room temperature and made them much more enjoyable. On the other hand, my dad, who doesn’t particularly enjoy mushrooms, found them tastier warm. So make sure to try them both ways and see how you feel.
There’s a general tip that it’s best to store baked goods in a paper bag at room temperature to keep the crust harder on the outside and softer on the inside. However, I would advise against this for these buns. The dough is too thin to benefit from this and will just go stale-ish - like they’d been left uncovered on the counter. Keeping them in an airtight container is the best way to preserve that softness that you get right out of the oven.
Want to enjoy them again later? No trouble! Reheat them at 300℉ (149℃ ) for about 8 minutes to snack on them warm.
“The variety [of hand pies] presented below, made famous at Cuttle’s Meat Pies located in Waterdeep’s Trades Ward, is flavored with bacon and leeks and is extremely popular across the Heartlands, the Dales, and even the Savage Coast of Faerun, where hungry adventurers simply can’t get enough of them.” - Heroes’ Feast, p. 21
I think we can all agree that pie is one of the best foods ever (take that cake lovers). But, why should its awesomeness only extend to fruit, pudding, or whatever olden times had going on?
The Hand Pies in Heroes’ Feast are a great, filling meal to close to a long day. Packed with awesome carbs, proteins, and spices, they’re hard to resist!
I was really interested to see if there was a way to turn the traditional, larger pies into snackable finger foods that could be brought to school or made for a party. After a little bit of testing, I found that they could! Since my main goal for this post was to create the snackable ones, I will be incorporating my process into the main body of my review instead of just keeping it to the notes after each step.
Although not the fastest meal to make, there are several ways to speed up the process and give yourself less work!
See below for my notes on the results and for some helpful tips and tricks when making this yourself! Get Heroes’ Feast here: https://dnd.wizards.com/heroes-feast
Prep Time: 20 mins Cook Time: 2h 40 mins Overall: 3 h
* See results section for how to cut down vegetable prep time
** Prep time will increase if you’re making your own pie crust
For the ingredients:
6 slices thick-cut bacon*
1 large (about 8 ounces) Yukon gold potato, peeled and cut into ½-inch pieces
2 leeks, white and light green parts, halved lengthwise and thinly sliced
1 tbsp. (3 g) finely chopped fresh thyme
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
4 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 pound (500 g) ground beef**
2 tbsp. (16 g) all-purpose flour
⅔ cup (160 ml) low-sodium chicken broth
¼ cup (60 ml) chopped fresh parsley
Pastry for 2 double-crust pies (about 1 ½ pounds), thawed if frozen
1 egg
Ketchup, grainy mustard, or steak sauce to serve (optional)
* I couldn’t find any thick-cut bacon at my grocery store, so I used double the amount of regular cut bacon instead.
** I used medium ground beef.
Preparing the Filling:
I cooked the regular cut bacon in batches in order to avoid crowding the pan. Because I was using thinner bacon, I had to cook the bacon all the way until crispy instead of just slightly browned.
I didn’t have enough rendered fat after cooking for the 2 ½ tbps. required in the next steps. To make up for it, I supplemented the missing amount with a neutral-tasting oil (like vegetable, canola, safflower, and grapeseed).
For the vegetable mixture, I first cooked the potatoes in 1 ½ tbps. of the reserved fat over medium-high heat. This took about 7 minutes, stirring frequently (above-left image).
Next, I added 1 tbsp. reserved fat, leeks, thyme, and ½ tsp. salt to the potatoes and cooked them for about 4 minutes. Then, I added the garlic and stirred it in until fragrant - about 1 minute.
Finally, I transferred it to a bowl, wiped out the pan, and returned it to medium-high heat.
For the beef mixture, I cooked the ground beef until it started to lose its pink colour (4-5 mins). You want to make sure you’re breaking up any large clumps as it cooks.
Next, I turned down the heat to medium and added the flour, stirring constantly for 1-2 minutes. After, I added the broth and ¾ tsp. salt, scraping the skillet to dissolve anything that got stuck to the bottom. The above-right image is what the beef mixture looked like after cooking it for 2 minutes. It shouldn’t be super liquidy.
Above is what the hand pie mixture looked like when I combined the vegetable and meat mixtures. After combining, I allowed the mixture to cool for about 20 minutes (barely warm).
When the mixture cooled, I incorporated the crumbled bacon and parsley. Finally, I covered it with cling wrap and put it in the fridge.
NOTE: To adjust the seasoning at this point, I would recommend only using pepper. I found the mixture was plenty salty.
Constructing the Pies:
First, I preheated the oven to 375℉ and lined two baking sheets with parchment paper. You could also use nonstick silicone liners.
Since I was using a homemade pie crust, I divided my dough into quarters then rolled them out on a lightly floured work surface until I could see the surface through the dough. I lightly floured the top of the dough and my rolling pin to keep the dough from sticking to it. Follow the same method if using store-bought dough.
To prevent the dough from breaking while chilled: start by rolling it out a little in one direction, rotate 90°, roll it out a little, and repeat. This way, you’re not just stretching the dough in one direction.
As you work with the dough, try not to let it get too warm! The chilled butter is what gives the pie crust a flaky texture. If you feel the dough start to warm up too much as you work with it, cover it with a clean, damp kitchen or damp paper towel and place it in the fridge for a few minutes before continuing.
If you notice any tears appear while you roll out the dough, overlap a bit of the dough in that area and roll over it using the rolling pin. If the tear is too large to do this, patch it up with some dough scraps and roll over it to seal it.
To create envelopes for the filling, I used a stencil to create 10 by 8-inch ovals for the large ones and used a ~3 ¾-inch diameter circular cookie cutter.
From my dough, I was able to get two large pies and 15 smaller ones (not using all the dough scraps will net you about 12).
NOTE: A bench scraper and/or a thin metal spatula is your friend while working with the dough. To make the pies easier to fold and transfer, make sure to go around and lift up all of the dough from the work surface.
For the large pies, I placed one cup of filling on the bottom third of the dough and left ~1 ½ inches for the border (above-left).
For the small pies, there are a few changes I would make with how I constructed them (above-right). Although using only a ½ tbsp. of filling made them easier to handle, you should absolutely use between ¾-1 tbs. instead. You may not get as clean of a seam, but it will help the pies stay juicy and have a better dough-to-filling ratio.
Also, I would consider using a slightly larger cookie cutter (4-inch diameter) and shaping the dough to be more like an oval. I think this would help with the difficulties when using more filling.
Finally, be mindful of how much filling you’re making/using. The amount of filling called for in the recipe is great when making four large pies but significantly less is needed when constructing the smaller ones. Out of the 15 made, adjusting for the recommended increase in filling would mean just barely 1 ½ cups is needed!
To ensure minimal food waste when only making the mini-pies, either make 2.5 times the amount of dough or make ¾ the amount of filling.
Put the filling for the little ones on the bottom half of the circle/oval leaving room for sealing and crimping.
To seal the pies, I started by dipping my finger in water and going around the seam to moisten it. Next, using my bench scraper, I folded the dough over the meat filling. Finally, I used a fork to crimp the edges closed.
If you notice any breaks in the dough while you’re folding/crimping, don’t worry! Use any spare scraps of dough to cover the tears. If a tear appears when crimping the edges, cover it with scrap dough and crimp it down.
Each regular-sized hand pie took about 8 mins to assemble from rolling it out to sealing it. So, it will take you around half an hour to do all four (at least the first time).
The snack-sized pies took about 8 minutes for 4 of them. Therefore, it will take you just under half an hour to make 12 of them. When I put together all of my dough scraps for the little ones, I was able to make 3 extra snack pies - 15 in total.
Always use your bench scraper or flat metal spatula when working with or picking up the pies.
TIP: Because each pie takes time to construct and because we want the pie crust to stay cool, place each fully constructed pie in the fridge after sealing it. For the smaller ones, place each batch of 4 in the fridge as you finish them.
TIP: If you’re running out of space in your fridge for the baking sheets, use a cooling rack to place one tray on top of the other.
TIP: Wait until the pies have chilled in the fridge to score the X. It’s much easier to cut into the firm dough than the softer one.
Above is what the pies looked like before and after baking in the oven for about 40-45 mins. Be generous with the egg wash to give each pie a nice golden brown colour.
Above is what the pies looked like as they cooled - about 5 to 10 mins. Be mindful when transferring the large ones to the wire rack. They are very easy to break.
Overall, I would give this recipe a 4.5/5. Both the regular and the snack sized hand pies were delicious. Although, I would recommend eating the larger pies with a fork. They were a bit too flimsy to be eaten by hand. However, the filling to pie crust ratio was perfect.
As mentioned in the filling step, the only changes I would make to make the snack pies better would be to use a slightly larger cookie cutter and use more filling. Other than that, they were amazing. Everyone in my house agreed that they would make for great appetizers or finger foods for a party because “you can eat them and just feel like you’re snacking”. You can even turn the assembly into a fun activity (or pass off the work to guests who like to arrive early)!
I would highly recommend not making this a one-day event. As the longest hands-on recipe so far, I would split up the work as follows:
Make the filling the day before
Make the pie crust and construct the pies the day of
Not only will this division of work make the recipe less daunting but it will allow the filling to chill completely - making it much easier to handle.
TIP: Although the prep time seems a little daunting, you can save time by completing certain parts of it while cooking. For example:
Cut up the potatoes and leeks while the bacon cooks
Chop up the thyme while the potato chunks cook
According to folklore, these tasty flat loaves weren’t created in the kitchen, but rather at the forge as ever-industrious, hungry dwarven craftsmen utilized the only materials they had available: flour, oil, water, salt, a hearth, and a hammer.” - Heroes’ Feast, p. 103
I've been interested in making flatbread for about a year now but always felt strangely intimidated by it. It wasn’t until I found this recipe and saw how quickly and simply it could be done that I decided to give it a shot.
Simple yet absolutely delicious, this wonderfully seasoned flatbread has just enough of a spice kick for it to stand out on its own or when eaten with the Fire Lichen Spread (p. 93) or a tzatziki dip!
Previously attempted by @afinickyguide, this review looks to take their suggestions to heart while also adding some of my own!
See below for my notes on the results and for some helpful tips and tricks when making this yourself! Get Heroes’ Feast here: https://dnd.wizards.com/heroes-feast
Prep time: ~5 mins Cook time: ~40 mins Overall: ~45 mins
For the ingredients:
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
1 ½ tsp. baking powder
½ tsp. baking soda
1 ½ tsp. kosher salt*
2 ½ tsp. dried herb blend (such as Italian seasoning, herbes de Provence, or za’atar), crushed **
3 tbsp. extra-virgin olive oil
⅔ cup plain low-fat Greek yogurt or whole milk***
¼ cup neutral-tasting oil, such as vegetable, canola, safflower, or grapeseed
* This is way too much salt. Use half of this amount (¾ tsp.).
** I didn’t have any Italian seasoning, so I used ½ tsp. each of dried basil, oregano, rosemary, thyme, and marjoram as well as ¼ tsp. red pepper flakes (modified from here)
*** I used 2% plain greek yogurt.
I use the following conversions in my cooking:
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour = 188 g
1 ½ tsp. baking powder = 6 g
½ tsp. baking soda = 4 g
1 ½ tsp. kosher salt = 8 g
½ tsp. dried rosemary = 1 g
½ tsp. dried basil = 0.5 g
½ tsp. dried oregano = 0.5 g
½ tsp. dried thyme = 0.5 g
½ tsp. dried marjoram leaves = 0.25 g
¼ tsp. red pepper flakes = 0.5 g
3 tbsp. extra-virgin olive oil = 44 ml
⅔ cup plain low-fat Greek yogurt = 158 ml
¼ cup neutral-tasting oil = 60 ml
Above shows the dry ingredients whisked together with a well in the center for the greek yogurt and olive oil.
Again, when I made these the first time 1 ½ tsp. kosher salt was way too much. I made them again using half the amount (¾ tsp.) and they tasted much better.
Above is what the dough looked like after combining it with a wooden spoon and then working it by hand to create a shaggy dough.
The dough will be very dry and have lots of crumbly bits. Don’t worry! As you knead it into a smooth ball, the dough will become wetter and everything will incorporate nicely.
Above is what the dough looked like after kneading to make it smooth - about 5-6 minutes. You’ll know the dough is ready when it springs back after lightly pressing into it.
Although the dough will become tackier as you knead it, try not to add any more flour. Dough, in general, will absorb any extra flour you give it and though it might make it slightly easier to handle, the bread will become denser as a result.
Personally, I found the dough didn’t stick much to my bread board and when it did it was easy enough to handle with just a bench scraper.
The following link is a great resource to develop your technique for kneading bread. With the first technique, you use the heel of your hand to press into the dough, then fold it back into itself, turn it, and repeat. Using the second technique, you roll the dough with the heel of your hand in a “heart” motion.
Above is what the dough looked like after being divided into 8 equal portions and left to rest for 15 minutes under a clean kitchen towel. The smooth dough weighed around 400 g and divided nicely into 50 g portions.
Although you will notice the dough has expanded after resting, don’t expect as drastic a change as yeasted dough.
With the amount of dough in each portion, rolling it to 7 inches in diameter turned it into paper and gave it “cracker-like results” according to @afinickyguide‘s post. So, I opted to roll them to 5 inches in diameter and just under ¼ of an inch thick.
If you’d really like some larger flatbread, I would recommend taking @afinickyguide‘s suggestion and doubling the recipe to create 8 larger portions that could be rolled into 7-inch circles.
I found the cooking times in Heroes’ Feast to be way too long. When I originally tried frying it for 2.5 minutes, it turned out super burned when I flipped it - and that was before the pan had accumulated heat!
I would suggest the following cooking times for this recipe (using flatbread rolled to 5 inches in diameter):
While the pan is heating up, cook the first flatbread for ~90 secs on the first side and 60 secs on the other
For the second, cook for 30 seconds on the first side and 20 on the other
For each one after, cook for 15 seconds on the first side and 10 on the other
Also, don’t replenish the pan with 1 ½ tsp. oil for each flatbread if following my instructions! There was so much oil left after each one that it’s much better to swirl around and reuse the leftover oil in the pan. Only add ~½ tsp. more if you notice the oil level running low.
NOTE: I used a cast-iron skillet to cook my flatbread. Timings will vary based on the type of pan you use.
Overall, I give this flatbread a 5/5. After the adjustment of the salt content, these were delicious to eat both on their own, with a tzatziki dip, or with the Fire Lichen Spread (p. 93).
Although I can’t comment on how they would taste with store-bought Italian seasoning, the one I used (listed in the ingredients section) worked amazingly!
For best freshness results, wrap in plastic wrap or store in a reusable sandwich back and keep in the fridge. They will last up to a week in the fridge. To reheat, either leave them on the counter for half an hour before using or microwave them for 10 seconds at a time until soft.
Sometimes called “fungus two ways,” this zesty duergar essential is sure to rouse the taste buds of even the most spiced-crazed tiefling. - Heroes’ Feast, p. 93
I’ve always found hummus to be a very interesting snack food. With countless possible flavour combinations, you would be hard-pressed to grow tired of this nutritious spread!
Eccentric in both name and origin, the Underdark Lotus with Fire Lichen Spread is sure to satisfy your hunger and delight your taste buds. Between the sweet taste of the carrots and the savoury taste of the cumin, it really is the perfect snack food for spring, summer, and fall!
Fun fact: this hummus has become so popular in our house during hang-out sessions that it’s one of the few recipes I’ve got memorized!
See below for my notes on the results and for some helpful tips and tricks when making this yourself! Get Heroes’ Feast here: https://dnd.wizards.com/heroes-feast
Note: The terrible lighting in this post is brought to you by me moving back into my student house from my parents’ home.
Prep Time: ~15 mins Cook Time: ~35 mins (25 roasting + 10 misc.) Overall: ~45 mins
For the ingredients:
1 (15-ounce) can chickpeas, drained and rinsed
1 lb. carrots (about 4 large), peeled and chopped
¾ tsp. cumin seeds or sweet paprika
1 tsp. cayenne
3 tbsp. olive oil, plus more for drizzling
⅔ cup cold water, plus more as needed
¼ cup fresh lemon juice
¼ cup tahini*
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
Radishes, sliced cucumbers, romaine lettuce leaves for dipping*
* I substituted the tahini for the same amount of 2% greek yoghurt.
** Use any of your favourite veggies/dippables! I used radishes, sliced cucumbers, any kind of sweet pepper, and flatbread (naan).
I use the following conversions in my cooking:
1 lb. carrots = 500 g
1 tsp. cumin seeds = 2 g
1 tsp. sweet paprika = 2 g
1 tsp. cayenne pepper = 1.8 g
3 tbsp. olive oil = 44 ml
⅔ cup water = 160 ml
¼ cup fresh lemon juice = 1 large lemon, juiced
¼ tahini/greek yoghurt = 60 ml
NOTE: I would caution against using bottled lemon juice instead of fresh lemon juice in this recipe. I found using bottled lemon juice gave the hummus an unpleasant bitterness compared to a freshly juiced lemon.
NOTE: I would caution the amount of cayenne pepper called for in this recipe. Even for the spice junkies in my house, 1 tsp. was A LOT of cayenne pepper. I would recommend starting with a little bit less than ¼ tsp. (~0.4 g) and increase it from there each time you make them.
Above is what the veggies looked like before and after roasting. Make sure to toss the carrots, chickpeas, 2 tbsp. olive oil, and spices together first. Then, sprinkle the salt and a generous amount of pepper overtop. I chopped the carrots into slices about a ½ inch (~1 cm) thick.
Although they aren’t a staple in many kitchens, I would highly recommend using cumin seeds for the hummus instead of the paprika - even if you need to buy them. They add an incredible taste to the hummus that makes them worth the extra price.
NOTE: Although Heroes’ Feast states to process the veggies right after coming out of the oven, I’ve had no problem with the flavour when storing them in the fridge and processing them cold.
Above is what the roasted veggies, lemon juice, water, greek yoghurt, and olive oil looked like in the food processor.
TIP: I highly recommend investing in a food processor with built-in side scrapers like the one above. Not having to stop the food processor to scrape down the sides of the bowl is a great time-saver!
TIP: Roll the lemon like a rolling pin before cutting it to maximize the amount of juice it contains.
Above is what the hummus looked like after being processed. Although Heroes’ Feast says to process it until smooth, I found the coarser consistency created a more rustic feel that was a better fit for a D&D setting.
To get it to this texture, I processed it on the lowest setting, continuously scraping down the sides, for 20 seconds. I then added ~1 tsp. more water and repeated the same process for another 20 secs.
Overall, I would give this recipe a 5/5. Everyone in my house thoroughly enjoyed it and it has become a staple during Monday movie nights!
For best freshness results, store any extra hummus in a sealed tupperware container in the fridge. It will keep for about a week or until the greek yoghurt is set to expire.
Pumpkin Peanut Butter Smoothie - Breakfast and Brunch This pumpkin smoothie contains banana, peanut butter, yogurt, and strawberries to give your morning a taste of autumn.
another one of favourite tropes for these two: when in OOTP Sirius just doesn’t want to let Severus go to Voldemort 😭
i made several sketches while drawing my previous art with sirius and severus and i decided to finish some of them because they are cute 🥺🥺🥺
Sirius: Are we fighting or flirting?
Severs: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Sirius: Your point?
Sirius: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Severus: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to brew.
Sirius: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
I was wondering should I make it so they have more children than just harry? Like in Harry's timeline sev is either pregnant with teddy or he just had teddy? If some of you have played Hogwarts mystery then you about Chiara should she be one of their kids? Id make her the eldest because Hogwarts mystery timeline is during Harry's baby years. She would also be sev and moony's bio baby like how harry is sev and James's bio baby but then I think what about Sirius? He didn't have any children that I could make his and sev's so should I keep the Hogwarts mystery theme going and make Merula their child? Or do 'jacobs sibling' and have a y/n child? Harry is going to be the main child because he's the only one that traveled back in time, if I do that they'll have 4 kids Chiara (sev and moony's), Merula or y/n (sev and Sirius') (they'd probably be a year apart or maybe twins) harry (sev and James') and than teddy (sev and Remus') . Thoughts? I was thinking about it because I while writing,I thought about harry just randomly saying "*random sibling* would like this or they like that" and shocking them that they had more then just harry and so each have their own kid with sev (not that they love the other ones any less) let me know what you all think!
I decided to use an otp prompt generator and these are what I got (someone please make these into one shots) +(some NSFW)
Your prompt: Severus and Remus are walking home from school; work; etc and on the way to their house, Remus picks up a stick. All of the sudden, Remus runs up to a tree and starts to hit the tree with the stick while yelling Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself, and Severus starts to laugh until they cry.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus is tied to the bed. Remus leaves them there for a while with the promise of really pleasurable, hardcore, bondage fucking. Severus is so horny and can’t stand waiting to the point where they’re literally screaming for Remus to just do them already.
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Your prompt: Severus and Sirius are fooling around and Sirius says "Oh shut up! I know you love me!" to which Severus responds with "I'd sell you to Satan for a single corn chip.".
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Your prompt: NSFW
Sirius: Hey I think my dick died.
Severus: It died?
Sirius: Yeah, can I bury it in your ass?
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Your prompt: James has an online buisness meeting with someone important who lives across the world so they stay up until 12:00 for the meeting. Severus doesn't want to leave James alone so they grab a blanket and lay in James's lap as they attend the meeting. Bonus if: Severus accidentally smacks James on the face in their sleep and everyone in the meeting says that they're cute.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus's wearing tight yoga pants that accentuates their ass and James is trying their hardest not to jump them in public. All bets are off once they enter their house though. What happens next is up to you.
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Your prompt: Remus tilting Severus's chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. Remus delicately thumbs away a streak of blood from Severus's mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a breif pause, Severus's heart skips a nervous beat as Remus looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense. Their anger barely restrained.
"Who did this to you?"
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Your prompt: NSFW Remus ties open Severus's legs and goes down on them for hours, making Severus cry out from cumming so much that it leads to overstimulation and Severus is begging for Remus to stop. Remus wont stop until they are satistfied, ignoring Severus's moans of pleasured protest.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus wants sex but Sirius is feeling naughty and makes them beg for it.
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Your prompt: Sirius holding Severus's hands when they are shaking.
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Your prompt:
James: *Gets 8 hours of sleep MINIMUM each night* "I am so awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive!"
Severus: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds. Please kill me.
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Your prompt: They meet when Severus sees James walk into a street sign.
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Your prompt: Severus is baking cookies and has to split their attention between watching the timer and fighting off James, who keeps trying to steal cookie dough from the bowl.
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Your prompt:
Severus and James: *At a basketball game*
Severus and James: *Gets on the Kiss Cam*
Severus: *Blushing like crazy, covering their head*
James: *Making and obvious no gesture*
Crowd: *Boos*
Severus and James: *Kiss Cam comes back to them several times during the game and both object*
James fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!
James:*Grabs Severus by the collar, kissing them*
Crowd: *Cheers loudly*
Severus: *Sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*
Severus: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us?
James: *Shrugs and continues to watch the game*
Sirius and Remus, slipping a hundred bucks to the nearby cameraman: Thank you, my good sir.
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Your prompt: Sirius lightly kissing Severus on top of a freshly formed bruise.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus and Sirius as the main leads in a play. There's a sex scene in the play, and they get so into the moment that they end up going off the script, and talk dirty to each other, before having real sex on the stage. The audience all think they’re just acting, and the reviews commend them for their realistic take on sex.
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Your prompt: Police Officer AU Sirius is a police officer with a K-9 companion and Severus works at the donut shop that Sirius visits every morning with their dog. Severus first falls in love with the dog, then the person who parents it.
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Your prompt: NSFW It's a Winter night and it's snowing pretty heavily outside. Severus complains that they are cold so Remus picks them up, grabs a blanket then walks over to the fire. Remus proceeds to wrap themselves up with Severus and they cuddle by the fire. A few moments later, Remus starts to kiss and bite their way down Severus's neck. Severus becoms flustered as asks what Remus is doing. Remus just replies with "I'm warming you up, Severus" in a seductive voice. It soon leads to slow, steamy sex by the fire.
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Your prompt: Imagine Remus running up behind Severus and quickly picking them up and spinning them around, setting them back down and placing Severus's head on their chest and Remus's chin now resting on their head. Before Severus can ask what has got them in such a good mood today, they whisper, "I just realized how in love I am with you and it feels fantastic."
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Your prompt: NSFW Remus and Severus the morning they have had sex. Severus decides to go shower and Remus notices *fluid* runnning down Severus's legs, Aroused again, Remus follows Severus into the shower where they go again.
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Your prompt: Imagine that Severus was in an abusive relationship before they were with Remus. One day, Severus accidentally breaks something (a plate, vase, etc), and while Remus isn't mad at all, Severus starts crying and whispering Please don't hurt me over and over again. (Because in their past relationship, breaking something would have resulted in abuse). Remus gently wraps their arms around Severus and tells them in a kind voice that they would never hurt Severus, and that Remus promises to keep Severus safe at all costs.
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Your prompt:
Severus, is playing piano: Maybe one day I can play at your wedding.
Remus: Gross, I don't want you playing at my wedding.
Remus: How about you stand beside me instead?
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Your prompt:
Severus: God give me patience.
Remus: I believe the saying is 'God give me strength.'
Severus: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
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Your prompt: NSFW Remus pinning Severus down, locking their gazes together for a few moments, and then slowly trailing kisses down Severus's body. They get encouraged by the soft mewling Severus makes, and it ends in sweet, slow and romantic sex.
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Your prompt: Remus having to help Severus undress after an injury.
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Your prompt: NSFW Imagine Sirius and Severus sitting at a table in a public place. They play a game, unknown to the people around them, in which Sirius gradually moves their hand up Severus's leg under the table. The game is to see how close Severus can let Sirius's hand get to there between their thighs before they chicken out and stop them.
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Your prompt: NSFW Sirius making Severus dress in really kinky underwear and later takes their sweet time to enjoy the view as Severus blushes heavily and is quite embarrassed.
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Your prompt: Severus and Sirius were supposed to go out for a date but a snow storm hits and they get snowed in. Sirius is really sad about it so Severus builds them a blanket fort so they can spend the evening snuggling and watching Christmas movies together.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus is a virgin and Sirius practically worships their body the first time they have sex, giving every part of them attention in order to make it enjoyable for Severus.
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Your prompt: NSFW Sirius teasing Severus with sex toys.
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Your prompt: Severus screams at the top of their lungs and when James comes running to them, they find Severus standing on top of a chair screaming about a spider. Bonus: James is also afraid of spiders.
You can change the characters to ones you think work better
My midnight snack. You'd think I was starving dude.