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This except like most polyglots they end up knowing certain words and phrases only in particular languages so they've created a weird new bat language. None of them know all of the languages mixed in there fluently. They hear words and understand them but they couldn't tell you which language that word is from.
multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:
tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?
damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?
duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something
jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!
dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am
steph in russian: who are we killing?
dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason: …. you motherfucker
cass signing: nice drawing
damian in chinese: thank you
dick yelling at bruce about something he did
jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?
tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think
jason: does bruce even know-
tim: no he doesn’t
Sometimes I feel like I live in a timely loop where every two weeks there’s another “pick your favourite/who’s the best Robin” poll.
One day Stephanie is going to win and then you’ll all see.
My favourite flavour of StephCass is when the two of them don’t realise they are in a romantic relationship
“We make out, but only platonically”
“Yeah, I call her babe, but that’s just girl talk!”
“Sure, Steph always sleeps in my bed even tho she has her own, but that’s only because it gets cold”
“I get jealous when other people flirt with her, but that’s normal”
I’m forever going to miss Stephanie’s og Spoiler outfit 😔
DC YOU ARE IDIOTS FOR TAKING THIS FIT AWAY FROM HER!!!
I want the shadow with two unblinking eyes back!!
Forever a strong believer of short Cassandra Cain and tall Stephanie Brown
Idk man, just let Steph be a tall gal, she deserves it after putting up with all of the Bats’ bullshit.
And obviously Cass is gonna have stunted growth from the malnourishment she probably went through when she was homeless for like 9 years
Continuing this for 0 reason~!
All the bat kids show up at the watchtower and start roaming around in robin outfits.
Flash: Batman, why are there over *five* different looking Robins in the watch?
Batman feigning his serious self: what do you mean? It’s Robin, their one single entity
Flash: Batman, they were in separate places at the same time!
Diana who’s in on it: No it’s the same robin
Superman who’s also in on it: I can confirm it
Batman proud of his children being a menace to his co-workers: hmm
Flash thinking something is fucked up again: …
This is my contribution to this,
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idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.
Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?
Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.
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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:
Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...
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Flash: batman… who is this?
Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.
Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!
Batman: her name is robin
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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?
Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.
Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!
Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*
Steph! Steph! Steph!