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The King of the Claudes Kick-off!

Hello everyone! We're so excited to begin our tournament which will start at 7 PM EST. Again, we're planning on scheduling one poll a day, each one lasting one week and having five polls a week. You can submit propaganda via our ask box or by tagging us to reblog it @kingoftheclaudes. Match-ups can be found via our pinned post and that will update with each new poll. Thank you all so much for sending in propaganda so far and we hope everyone has fun!

And, on a related note...

Happy Birthday Claude Rains!

ok but why is marlene cherry.

varian????

marauders and friends as fruit because literally why not

sirius- passion fruit

remus- pear

james- pineapple

peter- apple

marlene- cherries

lily- strawberries

mary- peach

dorcas- watermelon

snape- lemon

oopsies my hand slipped

Monodeku au where Midoriya is the star player on some random sport team and Monoma is the caption of the rival team.

So we've come full circle with the fish-fuckery I see

S1 is consuming my life but that doesn't stop my tomfoolery, no sir

Sketch + Penning under cut

Would I be insane for suggesting madoka magica x twst?

Come on over, we're having wabbit samiches

they're gonna make me into bread

Trans men are handsome

That’s it. That’s the post. I’m not going to name specific types of trans men because every single one is handsome and I’m very happy they exist

Sometimes I think that getting choked in bed isn't enough I need to be strangle to death

guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on

Lol I know it was a while ago, but

Happy Belated BNHA Day everyone

if we burned a bunch of money there'd be less money

thus, money would go up in value due to its lack

i have solved inflation.

arson is the answer

Okay, okay this is going to be a stretch, or I don’t know if this has already been noticed and I am just being late to the game.

But as a piece of evidence maybe, perhaps, is of you looked at the season 4 blooper around 2 minutes and 58 seconds and you see the clip

Noah possibly “accidentally” made a bloop where he goes “you know when I was this bi” when it’s canon his character is gay.

Hmm a coincidence?

OMG, I LOVE THIS!!!! :0 both drawings look SO COOL!

Also, heyyyyyy, I draw dragons, I would love to draw some clipsy fanart over here

TSAMS AU: Dragon Eclipse

I finally finished this guy about 2 months later. I’m going to be honest, this is a very self indulgent AU and it might not make total sense lmao. But basically long story short, Sun’s spell slip up at the end of October ends up transforming their world into a fairytale, with Eclipse being turned into the typical evil dragon of the story. I’d love to maybe write a fic on this idea one day, but I don’t know if I’ll ever get around to it.

Here is a ref for his dragon form. (I’m not overly proud of it, but it’s good enough)

Hello Epic enjoyers. have a Penelope sketch I did at like 2 am . The Ithaca saga is gonna kill me

Other versions under the line + ramble

Love how this fandom draws Penelope as a grown woman. Forgot to give her her grey hairs on this but. Wrinkles, her hair up, her make up looking like makeup on her skin- imperfects in her skin, it's refreshing

god I just realized my middle school tumblr account is still on here…

anyway I found it and it’s horrible, idk why I was allowed to be on the internet as a fourteen year old

Edric Montagu from The Mummy! A Tale of the Twenty-Second Century by Jane Webb (later Jane C. Loudon)

The novel is from 1827, so he's another one of those 19th century funky little literary mad scientists trying to resurrect the dead and it's great!

This is my design for him because I've been looking and, at the time of writing this, there are basically no posts on here about this book, at all.

So A Tale of the Twenty-Second Century fans, if you exist, here is some fan art. ♥

PLSSS YOU'RE MY 69TH FOLLOWER JSJEVAMAMBDV ( Also Thank you sooo much for that ❤️)

HAH 69 yOu KnOw WhAt ThAt MeAnS- (I love you and your sass thank you for existing 😩❤)

MAXIE POO IS ON THE PODIUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! MY ICON, MY LEGEND, THE LOML. SASSY CUNTY MAXY ON THE PODIUM IKTR!

congratulations to my sweet boy lando and my sweet baby oscar. LANDO THREE WINS EVERYBODYYYYY!!! GIVE IT UP, GIVE IT UP. and oscie poo is my sweet angel baby of course <3

My god yes🥹🫠🫠

it’s him, it’s fanfic!eren

i always get so obsessed with this bites! by xomniac every few months or so and i hate it. why is this haunting me. i fear at some point i might start writing self inserts. or i might start making headcanons... help me

are we about to kiss rn @doofusthebozo

Ugh, my friend is homophobic.

[???.]

Shout out to all Johns.

This one just unfix all of his mental illnesses because Gary mantled him once (he liked it)

[Bonus: these two 💔 shitpost edition]

[Except first one]

Don’t search John ward r34

My omori plushies finally arrived therefore everyone is required to see them (I would commit crimes for them)

Why are there no Diavolo and Barbatos domestic fluff fics??? Why does every fanfic with them have to be either them doing the horizontal tango or being sadistic evil bastards??? GOD I just want caretaker Barb I just want them to talk to each other and do stupid cute shit I'm so tiered of porn I just want substance fuck- I'm gonna have to write it myself no plea

This cant be that rare of a pairing?? so many ppl agree that Barb raised Dia but no one does anything with it waahhh

A real idiot. That was what Lucifer believed himself to be. Not all the time, but at the moment he might as well be wearing clown makeup and that ridiculous rainbow afro.

“Lucifer, I need to talk to you. It’s about your brothers, I’d like to express my concerns with you so we could work it out.”

The tense memory of Diavolo’s stern voice played again and again in Lucifers thick skull. How could he be so stupid?

“I know you’re trying your best to keep your brothers in line, but so far, it’s almost like… and I regret that I must put this harshly— it’s almost like you’ve done nothing.”

Lucifer cringed. His mind running with regret, stress and anger. He’s finally slipped up— He’d finally commited the act he’s feared the most: Disappooint Diavolo.

The pride demon had been minding his own business, sorting misplaced files in Lord Diavolo’s study, as requested. He always knew that Diavolo was like a ticking time bomb, a man could only have so much patience. He’s tried very hard to keep his brothers in check, yes, but it looks like he’s run out of time. Fire only reaches you quicker if you don’t move.

Lucifer felt as if he was going insane. Every time he laid eyes on one of his younger brothers he wanted to claw them into bits because of their treaterous misbehavior, but at the same time he just wanted to grab them by the wrist and run far, far away.

He couldn’t do that though.

He debated whether to tell them about it so that they see the sour fruitage of their foul actions… At the same time, they’d probably say something snarky towards him, not taking it seriously.

They never took anything seriously, really.

Wether it be each others feeling or even schoolwork. They never really… cared.

“Your brothers don’t understand that there is a time and place for some things, and I kind of… need you to drill it into their heads.”

“I’ve been trying to do that but they won’t—“ Lucifer slightly raised his voice.

“Lucifer.” Diavolo’s voice was steady, and collected. A calm but assertive call that made the avatar of pride shut his lips.

“Your brothers came over a week ago to come and clean as you ordered them to for punishment. Which, yes, fair enough. However, they were intsructed to be quiet, since a noble family was coming over on that same day.”

Lucifer swallowed nervously. He knew this story.

“I think you could guess that they didn’t follow any instruction.” Diavolo’s voice suddenly shifted. It became dark, and his gaze more piercing. He was getting angry.

“They even went as far as to tear the very large—“ Lucifer braced himself for what he was about to hear. ”Very expensive—“ Lucifer felt like he was about to cry. ”—and very rare painting of my father in the treasure room.”

“That crosses every line.” Lucifer nodded. His brothers didn’t tell him this part of the story. “I won’t hold you accountable for it, though. I’ll give you some more time to figure out your family problems. If you fail, however.”

“I’m going to have to… condition your brothers myself.” The larger demons voice was terrifying. Lucifer almost felt the need to drop down to his knees in pain. Diavolo was not even trying to make it sound nice anymore.

Those were the last words that Diavolo spat before turning on his heel towards the door. Barbatos was supposedly waiting outside. due to Lucifer’s recollection of hearing the butlers vouce before his senses blanked out.

His heart was violently beating against his ribs.

He wanted to die, right then and there.

He feared his own, and the safety of his family.

He needed to do something, and fast.

Lord Diavolo’s use of the word conditioning was nothing to take light-heartedly.

The avatar of pride finally admits something he thought he’d never;

He was scared.

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

- Walk With Me -

a little Tangled fancomic that addresses anger in a deeper way than the show did, also giving Cass some much-needed therapeutic talks with a [healthy] mother figure. Never done a comic before, and there are a couple of typos and i winged absolutely everything, hope y’all enjoy ✌️ ☀️ 🌑 💛 🤍