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My Unpopular Opinions: Winx Club Edition

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1. I like Bloom.

 2. Musa and Riven’s relationship is overrated.

 3. Aisha/Layla x Roy than Aisha/Layla x Nex.

 4. The Nick voice dub is actually really good.

 5. Season 5 had one of the best casual outfits.

 6. The show should have ended after The Secret of the Lost Kingdom.

 6. The show should end while it still can.

 7. Bloom didn’t really do anything wrong in the Bloom/Sky argument in season 2.

 8. Selina shouldn’t have been redeemed or at least not too quickly.

 9. Stella really annoyed me until around the second half of season 2.

 10. The Trix shouldn’t have been featured villains for almost all of the seasons.

 11. Flora’s character was dragged through the mud in season 7.

 12. Helia’s character was bad during season 6.

 13. Giving the witch’s backstories so late in the story was a bad idea.

 14. Tecna was a bit too mad at Timmy during season 2.

 15. Season 3’s finale was really bad.

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

First of we got this amazing moment, where for some reason Sky was I'm taking Bloom with him, he seems a bit of a kidnapper but ok...

Next to them are Stella and Brandon, where Brandon is just casually holding Stella over his shoulder, see this In canon. No one is amused by that.

Next our poor queen Layla/Aisha wondering where the fuck are Timmy and Tecna like she's there wondering what the fuck is happening.

Riven and Musa making out, like yes this is so them and looking at the others as leave us alone.

Helia and Flora having a chat in the back about their things.

Now the general image it's just pure mess. Where are Timmy and Tecna?

Moving on.

This one is so funny to me, I just don't know where to look at. Because I see 4 different situations.

-Bloom and Sky about to make out.

-Stella just posing dramatically while Brandon is just there and Helia is in the background judging.

-Layla/Aisha and Flora considering their life choices and how did they ended up with this bunch of morons.

-Musa and Riven vibing with each other feeling their sexual tension from here, and Timmy and Tecna cuddling beside them.

There's just a lot going on...

This moment was so sweet, for what I understood they were all cursed so Musa sang a song to get them back to normal and as soon as she finished Riven went to hug her. And my heart melted.

Brandon: We work out at 6am everyday.

Timmy: 6am?

Stella: But we get here at 5:30, to stretch and warm up.

Timmy: What the hell time do you get up?

Brandon: About like 4:45.

Timmy: What time do you go to bed?

Brandon: 9:30.

Timmy: If you're going to bed at 9pm.

Stella: Yeah go to bed early, Tim what are you awake for?

Timmy:I'm up just thinking about life.

Stella: What is there to think about?

Timmy: Everything that's ever happened to me.

*When Brandon has break down*

Brandon: I just need something to happen, I need a sign that things are gonna change. I need a reason to go on, I need some hope. And in the abstinence of hope, I decided to stay in bed and feel like I might die today.

*Riven jumps over the bed*

Riven: Whatever. Everybody has problems! Now get your ass out of bed! AnD lEt'S gO tO ClAsS. NOW!

Brandon: Leave me alone.

Riven*starts screaming*: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

*they both get out of the room*

Helia: You were saying?

Sky: Nothing, I'll never speak again.

Timmy: That's a win.

Riven: We're good to go.

Timmy: Did you just call me bitch?

Tecna: No... I did not. I would never.

Timmy:

Tecna: I called you THAT BITCH.

Stella: Theres a diference.

Timmy: Stell do you have something to do with that?

Ok, so I was scroling trough pinterest. And then BOM! This appears, and in my head some questions star to appear. Like Riven was walking, and then he saw Tecna and Timmy and tought “ Hey I’m going to break them apart.” Can someone explain me what is happening. Like WTF. I’m sorry but I wanted to share my confusion with you. And why he has blue hands?

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THEIR COUPLES. GUYS EDITION. Part 1.

Helia.

Random dude: You suck..

Helia: Ok.*unbothered king*

Random dude: Flora sucks, and she’s a basic bitch.

Helia *red anger eyes*: Uhhm? You come into my house... Disrespect my life and soul...hOw dArE yOu? Flora is a work of art, a masterpiece that you dumb motherfucker will never be able to appreciate. Please evaluate your life choices, and don’t you ever dare to talk about her like that: Are we clear? 

Random dude.* leaves scared and crying like a baby*

Riven.

Another random dude: Yeah, that Musa girl is so hot. It sucks that she has that phsyco boyfriend. Because I would defently smash her.

*Riven behind him, staring with a calm face*

Riven: I see you chose deat this morning ChAd *getting ready to beat the shit out of him*

Another random dude: I didn’t me-mean..

Riven: You’re lucky that is me that heard this, and not Muse. *about to punch him*

Another random dude: I-i...

Riven: *knocks him out*: Well that was easy. Oh, fuck. 

Riven*touching him to see if he’s alive*: Mehh he’s alive. SeLFIE!

Riven *does the selfie*: Oh, Musa is going to love this!

Brandon.

Random karen*whispering loudly to another karen*: Yeah I asked princess Stella about Solaria history and she didn’t now it, not to be brattie, but my Gretchen is more smart than tha princess. And besides I don’t know how Radius deal with such a daugther, and that poor boy friend. My Gretchen deserves him.

Brandon *keeping his cool*: Hi, would you accompany me?

Random Karen*trying to touch his face*: Oh, sure.You’re so handsome.

Brandon:Yeah I know. But I’m going to ask you to leave the castle.

Random Karen: Excuse me?

Brandom: Yes, excuse you. You’re a disgusting human beign. And I don’t want a sad bitter woman insulting my girlfriend in her own castle. Who by the way, she’s dosen’t need to know the history because she makes history everyday saving everyone ass. And I don’t know your Gretchen, but I feel sorry for her, if she has to put up with your bullshit. Stella is ten time smarter than you, right now your wearing one of her dress colection, which by the way not even the dress can help you with that tucan nouse. And don’t you worry about the king and Stella, they have a perfectly good relationship. And the saddest part if you think I feel poor besides my golden girl, I can assure that she makes the happiest men ever. And I don’t give a shit who you’re, because if you say something about her one more time I will kill you with my own hands. Now leave.

*The Karen leaves quickly*

Brandon: Now, lets find another sandwich.

Timmy.

Random mean girl: Yeah, she’s like a computer. You can hear her bip, bip.

Random sidekick mean girl: Oh my gosh you’re so right, she’s such a nerd.

Random mean girl: Besides they she’s speaks it sounds like im talking to my phone. 

Random sidekick girl:Tecna is such a loser.

Timmy:* opening his computer with a side smile*

Timmy:*hacking everything of their computers*

Timmy:*posting embarasing photos of them*

Random sidekick girl: WhAt just happend?

Timmy: I think you guys got hacked.

Random mean girl:Fix it!

Timmy: I’m sorry i didn’t knew how i do it, it just clicked it self. I’m so sorry “NERDS”.

*leaving with a big smile*

Nabu.

Random racist piece of shit: Yeah, she one of the winx girls. I think they have her for petty. She’s hot, but don’t get me wrong. She sucks at misions. Princess Stella had to save her ass like two time’s the last mision I saw in tv.

Nabu*passing by but hearing everything*: Yeah, what a shame of women. I mean she’s like super badass in the mision right? I mean she can go trought water like nothing. Oh I forgot you hate her just because she’s black. Listen to me racicst motherfucker, educate yourself. And don’throw shit at my girl. Because the next time I hear this kind of comments, you will become literally a fucking rat.

* The racisct guy leaves but no before laughing an pretending he’s not scared*

*turning him into a rat anyways*

 Nabu:The sad part is that he already is a rat, poor dude.

Sky.

Random shithead: So yeah, I can believe that she’s the leader of the winx, she’s so self-involve. Like so annoying.

Sky:Who are you talking about?

Random shithead: No one.

Sky: Ok, bye.

Sky: * taking off his phone*

Sky: They’re not allowed to come near Erakleon ever again.

Timmy: They’re cute i put them in a boat.

Stella: What now?

Timmy: Isn’t what is called? When you think you people look good together? They’re on a boat, right?

Stella: Timmy honey, it’s called ship.

Judge the charts.