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My Unpopular Opinions: Winx Club Edition

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1. I like Bloom.

 2. Musa and Riven’s relationship is overrated.

 3. Aisha/Layla x Roy than Aisha/Layla x Nex.

 4. The Nick voice dub is actually really good.

 5. Season 5 had one of the best casual outfits.

 6. The show should have ended after The Secret of the Lost Kingdom.

 6. The show should end while it still can.

 7. Bloom didn’t really do anything wrong in the Bloom/Sky argument in season 2.

 8. Selina shouldn’t have been redeemed or at least not too quickly.

 9. Stella really annoyed me until around the second half of season 2.

 10. The Trix shouldn’t have been featured villains for almost all of the seasons.

 11. Flora’s character was dragged through the mud in season 7.

 12. Helia’s character was bad during season 6.

 13. Giving the witch’s backstories so late in the story was a bad idea.

 14. Tecna was a bit too mad at Timmy during season 2.

 15. Season 3’s finale was really bad.

Check it out loves!!

OMG omg everyone!!!! The super talented and lovely @fancyphoenix wrote a fic based on my post about Brandon Riven and Nabu getting kiddnap and their very emotionally unstable girlfriends trying to save them!!

Musa, Layla, and Stella's dynamic is already as off the walls as I hoped, it's amazing!!!!

The first chapter is up!! Check it out

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT? By fancyphoenix21

Brandon: We work out at 6am everyday.

Timmy: 6am?

Stella: But we get here at 5:30, to stretch and warm up.

Timmy: What the hell time do you get up?

Brandon: About like 4:45.

Timmy: What time do you go to bed?

Brandon: 9:30.

Timmy: If you're going to bed at 9pm.

Stella: Yeah go to bed early, Tim what are you awake for?

Timmy:I'm up just thinking about life.

Stella: What is there to think about?

Timmy: Everything that's ever happened to me.

Brandon: How dilated are we?

Riven:We are at 9 centimeters.

*awkward silence*

Riven: How do you know what that is?

Brandon: Have you ever seen me miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I could deliver your baby myself.

Riven: Yeah. Not happening.

Stella: You’re hot.

Brandon: Thank you.

Stella: No, you are runinng a fever dumbass.

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING TRUE LOVE. FIGHTING FOR WHO GETS MORE NUMBERS

name a more iconic couple

*When Brandon has break down*

Brandon: I just need something to happen, I need a sign that things are gonna change. I need a reason to go on, I need some hope. And in the abstinence of hope, I decided to stay in bed and feel like I might die today.

*Riven jumps over the bed*

Riven: Whatever. Everybody has problems! Now get your ass out of bed! AnD lEt'S gO tO ClAsS. NOW!

Brandon: Leave me alone.

Riven*starts screaming*: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

*they both get out of the room*

Helia: You were saying?

Sky: Nothing, I'll never speak again.

Timmy: That's a win.

Riven: We're good to go.

Musa: You were hurt, what do you remmember?

Brandon: Just the ambulance, it was a really loud noice..

Riven: We didn’t take an ambulance Sky drove us.

Brandon: But im sure that i heard a siren.

Bloom: Yup, that siren was Stella.

Stella: Sorry I was scared...

Brandon: You’re violent.

Musa: Yeah but im short so it’s adorable.

Brandon:You ate my sandwich?!

Sky:It was a simple mistake It could happen to anyone.

Brandon:Oh, oh really?

Brandon:Did you confused with your own sandiwch special turkey with ketchup?

Sky: No..

Brandon:Do you perhaps remember seeing a note on top it?

Sky:They may was a note as a joke or a emergency of some kind?

Brandon:That said it was MY sandwich!

Sky:C-calm down, there’s still might be some in the trash.

Brandon:Wait..

Sky:It was quite large and and..

Brandon: You you  threw MY SANDWICH away?

Brandon*yelling that even in Alfea can hear him*: MY SANDWICH?

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THEIR COUPLES. GUYS EDITION. Part 1.

Helia.

Random dude: You suck..

Helia: Ok.*unbothered king*

Random dude: Flora sucks, and she’s a basic bitch.

Helia *red anger eyes*: Uhhm? You come into my house... Disrespect my life and soul...hOw dArE yOu? Flora is a work of art, a masterpiece that you dumb motherfucker will never be able to appreciate. Please evaluate your life choices, and don’t you ever dare to talk about her like that: Are we clear? 

Random dude.* leaves scared and crying like a baby*

Riven.

Another random dude: Yeah, that Musa girl is so hot. It sucks that she has that phsyco boyfriend. Because I would defently smash her.

*Riven behind him, staring with a calm face*

Riven: I see you chose deat this morning ChAd *getting ready to beat the shit out of him*

Another random dude: I didn’t me-mean..

Riven: You’re lucky that is me that heard this, and not Muse. *about to punch him*

Another random dude: I-i...

Riven: *knocks him out*: Well that was easy. Oh, fuck. 

Riven*touching him to see if he’s alive*: Mehh he’s alive. SeLFIE!

Riven *does the selfie*: Oh, Musa is going to love this!

Brandon.

Random karen*whispering loudly to another karen*: Yeah I asked princess Stella about Solaria history and she didn’t now it, not to be brattie, but my Gretchen is more smart than tha princess. And besides I don’t know how Radius deal with such a daugther, and that poor boy friend. My Gretchen deserves him.

Brandon *keeping his cool*: Hi, would you accompany me?

Random Karen*trying to touch his face*: Oh, sure.You’re so handsome.

Brandon:Yeah I know. But I’m going to ask you to leave the castle.

Random Karen: Excuse me?

Brandom: Yes, excuse you. You’re a disgusting human beign. And I don’t want a sad bitter woman insulting my girlfriend in her own castle. Who by the way, she’s dosen’t need to know the history because she makes history everyday saving everyone ass. And I don’t know your Gretchen, but I feel sorry for her, if she has to put up with your bullshit. Stella is ten time smarter than you, right now your wearing one of her dress colection, which by the way not even the dress can help you with that tucan nouse. And don’t you worry about the king and Stella, they have a perfectly good relationship. And the saddest part if you think I feel poor besides my golden girl, I can assure that she makes the happiest men ever. And I don’t give a shit who you’re, because if you say something about her one more time I will kill you with my own hands. Now leave.

*The Karen leaves quickly*

Brandon: Now, lets find another sandwich.

Timmy.

Random mean girl: Yeah, she’s like a computer. You can hear her bip, bip.

Random sidekick mean girl: Oh my gosh you’re so right, she’s such a nerd.

Random mean girl: Besides they she’s speaks it sounds like im talking to my phone. 

Random sidekick girl:Tecna is such a loser.

Timmy:* opening his computer with a side smile*

Timmy:*hacking everything of their computers*

Timmy:*posting embarasing photos of them*

Random sidekick girl: WhAt just happend?

Timmy: I think you guys got hacked.

Random mean girl:Fix it!

Timmy: I’m sorry i didn’t knew how i do it, it just clicked it self. I’m so sorry “NERDS”.

*leaving with a big smile*

Nabu.

Random racist piece of shit: Yeah, she one of the winx girls. I think they have her for petty. She’s hot, but don’t get me wrong. She sucks at misions. Princess Stella had to save her ass like two time’s the last mision I saw in tv.

Nabu*passing by but hearing everything*: Yeah, what a shame of women. I mean she’s like super badass in the mision right? I mean she can go trought water like nothing. Oh I forgot you hate her just because she’s black. Listen to me racicst motherfucker, educate yourself. And don’throw shit at my girl. Because the next time I hear this kind of comments, you will become literally a fucking rat.

* The racisct guy leaves but no before laughing an pretending he’s not scared*

*turning him into a rat anyways*

 Nabu:The sad part is that he already is a rat, poor dude.

Sky.

Random shithead: So yeah, I can believe that she’s the leader of the winx, she’s so self-involve. Like so annoying.

Sky:Who are you talking about?

Random shithead: No one.

Sky: Ok, bye.

Sky: * taking off his phone*

Sky: They’re not allowed to come near Erakleon ever again.

Stella: You know im jealous of you.

Brandon: Huh? why?

Stella: You’re couple is way hotter than mine *walks away*

Brandon: Wait But..

Brandon: But wE ARE DATIN-

Brandon: Come here you little rat!

Sky: So what did you do when Stella asked you to be her boyfriend?

Brandon: I panicked and dabbed...

Riven: I Don’t know what is wrong with me. I cant eat, i cant sleep, maybe i have the flu or something...

Helia: Ohhh, I know what you got. The L word.

Brandon: Yeah, lepruci.

Helia: No, Brandon. It has 4 letters, stars with L.

Brandon: UH, I got it lice.

Helia: No, Riven our friend is in love.

Brandon: Oh, Yeah. Love!

Riven: Me and the fairy? No.

Brandon: Musa got under your skin, admit it.

Helia: A tought dude like you.

Brandon: a tought girl like her.

Riven: No, no, no, you guys are death wrong.

Helia: Denial is the evidence. You’re in love angry cat.

Brandon and Helia sining: Musa and Riven sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Riven: Real mature guys. Real mature *rolling his eyes*

(in the middle of a fight with a Trix)

Musa: What are we gonna do?

Brandon: Ah, what are you so worried about? You’re so small they won’t even see you.

Musa: Brandon, do you think is time to make short jokes?

Brandon: Musa, it’s never not the time because, just like you, life is short.

Judge the charts.