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Okay guys, I think I have a new hyperfixation...

Boruto's characters as aliens!! 👽👽

Yeah, I'm weird...

Here are my arts by the way

He looks like candy, I want to eat him ○|￣|_

And another candy

Lime and strawberry candy together 🍋‍🟩🍓💚🩷

* …A friend?

* You were spending time with… a friend?

Tecna: I can't be the looks and the brains in this operation.

Riven: I thought I was the looks.

Tecna: And that's why you're not the brains...

*In the specialist dorm*

Timmy: The internet is not working! Does in your room works?

Brandon: No, it's not working. It just shows the freaking dinosaur, and it fucks me up because i was just loading one chapter of heidi where Clara finally stands up of the wheel chair.

Riven: You're obsessed with Heidi!

Brandon: I get her ok? I even know the sintony in Japanese. It goes like "boshibo, shitaana, tay tay aishanna, mhm, mhm"

*Helia and Nabu trying to hold the laughter*

Helia: Well done...

Sky: Yeah.

Nabu:Wow.

Riven: Poor guy, he dosen't even realize.

Brandon: We work out at 6am everyday.

Timmy: 6am?

Stella: But we get here at 5:30, to stretch and warm up.

Timmy: What the hell time do you get up?

Brandon: About like 4:45.

Timmy: What time do you go to bed?

Brandon: 9:30.

Timmy: If you're going to bed at 9pm.

Stella: Yeah go to bed early, Tim what are you awake for?

Timmy:I'm up just thinking about life.

Stella: What is there to think about?

Timmy: Everything that's ever happened to me.

Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?

Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.

Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.

Flora: Don’t get into the living room.

Tecna: Why?

Flora: I saw a spider.

Tecna: Did you kill it?

Flora: I have two arms she has eight it’s no a fair fight.

Tecna: ...

Flora: So to answer your question no. We must never go in the living room.

Sky: I will not have my honour questioned by below me!

Riven: I’m not questioning your honour. I’m denying its existence.

Stella: I did not pick him early from that engine thing Tecnu.

Tecna: Timmy, did she pick you up from ship class?

Timmy *sweating nervous*:N-o...

Stella:See?Case closed.

Timmy *whispering*: We didn’t go.

Tecna: Case open.

Timmy*feeling bad*: We went shopping.

Stella: All right ,Tim.

Timmy: We bought matching hats..

Stella: What a bunch of lies, you’re going to the mall to think what you just did.*grabing Timmy hand ready to leave*

Tecna: Oh, come on. You’re both leaving. This has to stop!

Riven: Where’s is the idiot anyway?

Sky: Im right here.

Riven: Surpisingly im not talking about you this time.

💖Luchino is good daddy !💖

I'm about to overthrow my father. What've you got? — Defeat. Without your aid.

The spooky autumn isn't over yet,clowns!

Emil: Bro, cuéntame la historia más aterradora que conozcas

Gavril: La vida sin tí, bro

Emil *llorando*: BRO

I am eternally grateful to Shang-chi for giving me a male and female in a 100% platonic relationship without ANY REFERENCE WHATSOEVER to the possibility of them being in love.

Katy and Shang-chi......They hug?? They save each other's asses all the time?? They cry into each other's shoulders?? And it's not taken with any romantic subtext?? Like That's all I was ever looking for.....was it that hard to give?

NO, IT ABSA-FUCKING-LUTLY WAS NOT

So once again, I love their friendship with a passion that will keep buring even after the sun dies out

I had to send this to my friend because everything I just said to her was fucking exhibit A.

Do you ever, like, realize that people in real life don’t actually speak in, for lack of a better term, tumblr-lingo when talking about television shows? Words like fandom, ships, OTP, or even season 2a, season 2b, don’t exist in their realm.

They literally just watch a TV show, and that’s it??? Maybe they’ll catch it again next week??? What even is that??

Me, seeing the chasm between Caitlin and Sysco like:

I need need NEED my BROtP to get their mojo back!

Lance & Hunk Broship

•Lance will just rant to Hunk for hours about how much he hates Keith -“…and his dumb face and his stupid mullet- I mean it’s not the 80s any more, why doesn’t he just cut it off-” -and Hunk just sits there like ‘Mmhmm, yeah, that’s right, you hate him so much. you aren’t hopelessly in love with that boy at all you totally don’t want to kiss him till you’re both gasping for breath you don’t want to make sweet love to him on a bed draped in silk sheets and rose petals. not one bit.’

•Sometimes they’ll look at each other and nod like they just had a mental conversation -Keith is completely mystified by this •Lance once tried to help Hunk in the kitchen to disastrous effect

•They’re always completely honest with each other; they’ll talk about pretty much anything. (This obviously means that Lance brings up some freaking weird stuff.) -Hunk talks about how much he misses Earth, misses the heat and scents and laughter of his family kitchen, packed with far more people then it could comfortably hold. -Lance tells him about how useless he feels among the paladins, how confused he is about his purpose, his life.

•Whenever Lance feels shitty he goes to Hunk for chamomile tea and pillow forts. Hunk lets him scream and rant and sob into his shoulder and is basically the Best Bro Ever.

These two are just amazing. I love my lil idiots. If you have any ideas/request, please ask me! I’m fresh out.