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Ikaris: Sersi! Sersi! Do you wanna see something beautiful?
Sersi*a bit of jelaousy*:Yeah, sure. But you know whatever... I'm your wife but sure, sure, sure, cool.
*Ikaris holds the mirror too Sersi face*
Sersi:...
Ikaris: Isn't she pretty?
Sersi: I...I...
*Ikaris and Sersi after a fight*
Sersi: We're home!
* Sersi and Sprite came in*
Ikaris: It's ten o clock. Where have you been?
Sersi: We stayed for the California water show, it was pure disney magic.
Ikaris: I was going to see that with her.
Sersi: How I was supposed to know that?!
Sprite: It's alright I see it again with you.
Ikaris: And I had food here and you said you we're going to call.
Sersi: I know, I know...
Sprite: I can still eat.
Sersi: No, you already throw up once, go put on your pj's and brush your teeths.
Sprite: Ok, but just don't fight..
Ikaris: We are not fighting.
Sersi: Just go.
* Sprite leaves*
Ikaris: Aren't you gonna thank Sersi for taking you to Disney Land?
Sprite : Thanks Sersi! *leaves happily.*
Sersi: You're welcome sweetie!
Ikaris: Do you want a cup of coffee?
Sersi: Ohh.. I should probably get going...
Ikaris: It's just a cup of coffee...
Sersi:Ok...
*Thena whispering to Gilgameshwho were watching that whole thing*
Gilgamesh: Yeah.. The whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.
Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?
Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!
Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.
*Makkari beating the shit out of Ikaris still after what happened*
Sprite: I think you got him...
Makkari*signing while smashing*:You want what he's having?
Sprite: Not really, I'm good.
Makkari*signing while smashing*: Justice for DRUIG!
Druig*signing*: I love you so much.
Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...
*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*
Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...
*Sersi starting to loose her patience*
Druig: Certain... wait for it
Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!
Druig: I don't love her ok?
*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*
Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...
Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.
Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...
Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.
* Ikaris going too Sersi*
Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!
Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!
Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.
Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!
*When Druig and Makkari started to date*
Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.
Makkari *signing*:What is that?
Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.
*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*
Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.
*they continue to laugh*
Thena: Kingo, please my make up.
Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.
Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..
*Ikaris does something stupid*
Sersi: What and absolute fucking idiot.
Druig: Totally...
Sersie: He's my fucking stupid idiot, so shut up.
Ajax: Why is Ikaris crying on his room?
Sersi: Oh, he's drunk.
Ajax:And?
Sersi: He heard from Druig, that I'm married.
Phastos: But he's your husband...
Sersi*sighs*:Yeah..
*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*
Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.
Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?
Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.
Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!
Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?
Makkari*signing*: Dear....
Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!
Druig:Suspicious...
Ikaris: NO, is not!
Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?
Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.
Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.
Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!
Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.
Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!
Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.
Phastos:No, who of you broke it!
Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.
Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.
Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.
Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.
*everyone starts to argue*
*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*
Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.
Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.
Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...
Phastos: Poor dummies.
Ikaris: I hate my last name.
Sersi:Uhm..why?
Ikaris: Because is not your last name.
Sersi:
Ikaris: ;)
Sersi: You know that we're married, and that we don't have last names, right?
Sersi: I have a bad feelings about this.
Ikari: What do you mean love?
Sersi:Don't you ever get that little voice that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Ikaris: That the first time I heard about such a kind thing...
Sersi: Love, that actually explains a lot.
Druig: Stabbing someone is inmoral?
Sersi: You're not going to stab my husband druig.
Sprite: Yeah, don't stab Ikaris.
Phastos: I mean if he consents it, where's the harm in that?
Kingo: And it depends where you stab him.
Ikaris: I'm sorry what?
Sersi: Druig sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?
Kingo: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
*Druig and Makkari walking by holding hands*
Druig: Shut the fuck up Kingo.
Makkari*signing*: Love, I wonder that too.
Druig*sining*: You too my dear?
Kingo: Did you get that on camera Karun?
Karun: YES SIR!