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This is a joking rant so don’t mind me
I love Drukkari fanfiction, they’re usually so cute and adorable. But some of it is so unrealistic. Like what do you mean Makkari was living peacefully in America during 1775? I’m not sure if people remember but that’s when slavery was around. Also, why don’t people ever mention slavery, homophobia, or ableism in this fanfics. Like how do you wanna write about World War Two, the plague, etc but not slavery. You can’t write them thought out all of history but ignore racism because I’ve seen fanfictions where they’re in certain years and they talk about how Makkari or Phastos was chilling in America like why are you lying?
Also I low key wanna see the eternals jump some racists for Makkari, Phastos, Kingo, etc. like jump them like the characters in JJK be jumping curses.
This is gonna be a weird headcanon/theory but in the eternals we know how some of the characters were referred as Greek gods because through out history the people who lived in Greece saw them and made the religion around them.
Thena is Athena Goddess of War.
Ikaris the boy who flew to close to the sun, I wouldn’t be surprised if people though he was Zeus too.
Phatos low key sounds like Hephaestus.
This low key got me thinking, what where Makkari and Druig saw as. Then it clicked, Druig probably wasn’t around humans a lot and he was always wearing black and always brooding by himself. People most definitely saw him as Hades.
Makkari was probably seen as Persephone. She is known for being super kind and patient. The only time we see her genuinely mad was when she thought Ikaris killed Druig. But I wonder how people saw Makkari and Druigs relationship if they were related to those gods.
It’s dumb but it would be interesting
Drukkari is the newest addition to the "he's fast, she's weird" club but, like, with switch roles
Good morning to everyone except the girl sitting behind me in eternals who said nothing when Ikaris and Seris literally fucked but went "ewwww" when Phastos and Ben kissed. Go die in a hole.
Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.
Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.
Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.
Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...
Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!
Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)
Makkari*signing*:Love, you should drink less coffee.
Druig*signing*:Coffee cures depression.
Druig*signing*: More espresso less dsepresso
Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.
Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.
Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...
Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.
Druig:I'm the most free person between all of us.
Gligamesh:Yeah...So when Makkari asked you to sit down and relax.
Druig: What was I suppos to sign no?
*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*
Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.
Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?
Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.
Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!
Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?
Makkari*signing*: Dear....
Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!
Druig:Suspicious...
Ikaris: NO, is not!
Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?
Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.
Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.
Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!
Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.
Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!
Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.
Phastos:No, who of you broke it!
Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.
Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.
Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.
Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.
*everyone starts to argue*
*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*
Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.
Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.
Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...
Phastos: Poor dummies.
Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?
Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.
Druig*signing*: Oh, my god aren't we down the mistletoe.
Makkari*signing while looking up*:Druig, that's is not a mistletoe.
*later that night*
Druig*thinking*:Oh, my god! He was flirting with me!
Kingo*signing*: Come, on Makkari, I know you and Druig have a weird thing.
Makkari*pissed signing*: That's not true, he's my friend, like you.
Kingo*signing*:Ok, what do bees make?
Makkari*signing confused*: Honey?
*Druig going to hug Makkari from behind*
Druig*signing while hugging her*: What do you need beautiful?
*Druig and Makkari about to introduce themselves to the avengers*
Druig *signing*: Beatiful do you know what is a great conversation opener, "so...do you like bread?" Everybody does like bread, and then bam you have something in common with humans. I've never tried, but I think it would work.
Makkari*signing*: Are you saying that we should introduce ourselves to the avengers like this?
Druig*signing*: Genius right?
Makkari*signing*:Ehm...Love, they're going to kick our asses.
Phastos*signing*: How did you guys break the bed again?
Kingo*signing*: Yeah, what were you guys even doing?
Druig*signing*:Uhm..
*LAST NIGHT*
Druig*signing*: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the celling, without using your powers.
Makkari*signing*: Try me, bitch.
Kingo*signing*: I got a plan. It might get us both killed, but if works it will be a total boss story. Cool?
Makkari*signing*: No, it's not cool!
Kingo*signing*:Cool.
Makkari*signing*:No, no. I signed it's not cool!
Druig: I find attractive when Makkari.
Thena* a bit done with it*: When Makkari what?
Druig: Yes.
Thena*rolling her eyes*: Phastos and Kingo were right, I should stayed in earth, they said that you would do this. But NO I have this need to help everyone, so shit.
Druig: You didn't understand, right. She's perfect every single minute and does everything amazing.
*Ikaris existing*
Druig *signing to Makkari*: Can I shoot him, love?
Makkari *signing*: Not in public, dear.
Phastos *signing*: Uhmm what did you with our ship?
Makkari*signing*: Uhm, I'll let Druig answer that.
Druig *signing*: So you know we had a lot of time and well she rebordered the cylinder, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous thank.
Makkari*signing*: And he put some cool stickers!
Kingo: You know normal couples have sex.
Phastos: Every talk I have with you people gets more stupid!
Gligamesh: You say "you people" as if you're not part of the family.
Druig: And that's quite offensive, since I bring extremily interessing ideas in the chats we have.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, yeah super interesting like Makkari hair smells like flowers, or Makkari is so smart.
*Makkari suddently stopping reading the book*
Druig *signing*: Yeah, so what? She's perfect.
Makkari *blushing*
Phastos: Yeah, still not getting used to this.
Sersi: Druig sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?
Kingo: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
*Druig and Makkari walking by holding hands*
Druig: Shut the fuck up Kingo.
Makkari*signing*: Love, I wonder that too.
Druig*sining*: You too my dear?
Kingo: Did you get that on camera Karun?
Karun: YES SIR!