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*Ikaris and Sersi after a fight*
Sersi: We're home!
* Sersi and Sprite came in*
Ikaris: It's ten o clock. Where have you been?
Sersi: We stayed for the California water show, it was pure disney magic.
Ikaris: I was going to see that with her.
Sersi: How I was supposed to know that?!
Sprite: It's alright I see it again with you.
Ikaris: And I had food here and you said you we're going to call.
Sersi: I know, I know...
Sprite: I can still eat.
Sersi: No, you already throw up once, go put on your pj's and brush your teeths.
Sprite: Ok, but just don't fight..
Ikaris: We are not fighting.
Sersi: Just go.
* Sprite leaves*
Ikaris: Aren't you gonna thank Sersi for taking you to Disney Land?
Sprite : Thanks Sersi! *leaves happily.*
Sersi: You're welcome sweetie!
Ikaris: Do you want a cup of coffee?
Sersi: Ohh.. I should probably get going...
Ikaris: It's just a cup of coffee...
Sersi:Ok...
*Thena whispering to Gilgameshwho were watching that whole thing*
Gilgamesh: Yeah.. The whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.
Gilgamesh: Thena why are you covered with blood?
Thena:Is not mine..
Gilgamesh:Is that something I will have to worry...
Thena:Maybe...
Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.
*later at the dinner table*
Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?
Phastos:Sure kid.
Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.
Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!
Jack: Auntie can we play a snowball fight.
Thena: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Jack: What?
Thena: Like is there a point system or is it to death?
Gilgamesh: Uhm...Phastos, can you come here a second?
*When Druig and Makkari started to date*
Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.
Makkari *signing*:What is that?
Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.
*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*
Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.
*they continue to laugh*
Thena: Kingo, please my make up.
Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.
Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..
*Thena and Gilgamesh searching for Jack*
Thena: Jack,where are you?
Gilgamesh: Have any of you seen our nephew? Oh my god...
Thena: The mother adrenaline is kicking in! JACK!
Gilgamesh: I can see every equation!
Thena:Excuse me, have you seen him? Have you seen my nephew?
Random dude: How is he?
Thena and Gilgamesh: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.
Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?
Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?
Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"
Gligamesh:Thena...
Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.
Gilgamesh:Thena...
Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.
Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?
Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.
Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.
Phastos: Jack, no.
*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*
Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.
Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?
Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.
Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!
Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?
Makkari*signing*: Dear....
Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!
Druig:Suspicious...
Ikaris: NO, is not!
Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?
Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.
Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.
Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!
Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.
Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!
Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.
Phastos:No, who of you broke it!
Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.
Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.
Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.
Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.
*everyone starts to argue*
*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*
Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.
Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.
Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...
Phastos: Poor dummies.
Ajax* calling to check out on them*: So how it been, is Thena distracted enough?
Gligamesh: Oh, yeah...
Ajax:What are you not telling me Gligamesh?
Gligamesh:Well, uhm... we need to change of location, she tried to set on fire the white house because of Trump, but in total accident i swear.
Ajax: Oh....
Thena: Gligamesh and I are so close, that we even share the thootbrush.
Gligamesh: We share what now?
Thena: The toothbrush, isn't that socially accepted?
Phastos: Why did you give my kid a knife again?
Thena: Easy, he said he felt unsafe, so I gave him one of my knives and show him some tricks.
Phastos:Now, I feel unsafe...
Thena: Want a knife?
Druig: I find attractive when Makkari.
Thena* a bit done with it*: When Makkari what?
Druig: Yes.
Thena*rolling her eyes*: Phastos and Kingo were right, I should stayed in earth, they said that you would do this. But NO I have this need to help everyone, so shit.
Druig: You didn't understand, right. She's perfect every single minute and does everything amazing.
Gilgamesh: Are you mad?
Thena:No.
Gilgamesh: So sharpening your knives at 3 am is just a hobby?