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From Otomedia 2015 June Issue scanned by kurukurumaki
- In what kind of situation would you propose? “As long as I get YES for an answer, I’m willing to take the challenge and propose in any way! (unless it’s scary or if it hurts) But if I am to propose in my own style… I’ll probably just do it casually without being too stiff and formal, like usual!”
- How would you like your wedding ceremony to be? “Well~ I want a ceremony that’s wow and glamourous, yay yay and lots of fun, and with lots and lots of delicious food! ”
- Out of the five of you, who do you think is the least likely to get married? “Germany, of course! He’s just too straight-laced… eh, wait, nooo your face is too scary stop glaring at me like thatttt!!! (cry)”
- In what kind of situation would you propose? “Since it’s about two people making an important decision for their lives, I’d like to organize it properly by first making an appointment with my partner and dressing in formal clothes. The location… should be somewhere indoor, so it won’t become affected by the weather.”
- How would you like your wedding ceremony to be? “I’m not particularly picky about it, but I think it’s a good idea to have a solemn ceremony in a church.”
- Out of the five of you, who do you think is the least likely to get married? “Probably… Japan. The fact that he’s attracted to those who aren’t in the same dimension as him… tldr”
- In what kind of situation would you propose? “I have a strong yearning for a love confession under a Tree of Legend.”
- How would you like your wedding ceremony to be? “A traditional Japanese Shinto wedding ceremony in Kimono would be lovely. It’s about time I become more serious with developing technologies that will bring my bride out of the computer screen.”
- Out of the five of you, who do you think is the least likely to get married? “It would be terribly rude of me to answer such a question… I am very sorry but I cannot answer that.”
- In what kind of situation would you propose? “I think it’d be rather nice and romantic to propose on a ship, while reminiscing the glorious Age of Discovery.”
- How would you like your wedding ceremony to be? “A grand wedding ceremony full of majesty and style of the Great Britain Empire. After vowing eternal love to each other at the cathedral, I would like to hold a splendid wedding reception at the Buckingham Palace Ballroom.”
- Out of the five of you, who do you think is the least likely to get married? “He’s not one of the five guys here, but France. Because he’s naked.”
- In what kind of situation would you propose? “I want my proposal to be during Superbowl halftime or right in front of Times Square with national tv live stream, it sounds like fun and a total blast!”
- How would you like your wedding ceremony to be? “I just want it to be something cool! Maybe we can combine all the resources and technology of NASA and have a wedding on the moon?”
- Out of the five of you, who do you think is the least likely to get married? “Hmm… probably England? He becomes too obsessed with everything he does, so he can be too overbearing.”
Pls Germany is still thinking about Italy's d- uhm, censored thing 'xD
I feel like a majority of the Hetalia fans now are just adults sitting around a fire, passing around a bottle of alcohol, and wondering where we all went wrong (even though we all know).
I need a better tagging system lmao I'm a bit sad to see so much gone and lost
Sooo, this is a strip Himaruya made for a dounjinshi anthology back in 2008, called The World of Hetalia Exhibition Commemoration Anthology: Premium (世界のヘタリア展記念アンソロジー ぷれみあむ!). It's about France and England arguing over who invented condoms, and it popped up in my mind again after coming across that post about Japan and Greece having potentially had sex (because this strip also ends with Greece). I couldn't find it anywhere and I started wondering if it was just a fever dream I had, but actually it does exist! I only found this page though, and the post I took it from said the source was Hetarchives (which is also where I read it many years ago) ... Except now I just cannot find it. I don't know where to look ;-;
Does anyone happen to have a link or something..? :/
EDIT. I forgot to mention, the strip itself was titled I Want to Press Various Things Onto You (お前に色々おしつけたい。).
Sooo, this is a strip Himaruya made for a dounjinshi anthology back in 2008, called The World of Hetalia Exhibition Commemoration Anthology: Premium (世界のヘタリア展記念アンソロジー ぷれみあむ!). It's about France and England arguing over who invented condoms, and it popped up in my mind again after coming across that post about Japan and Greece having potentially had sex (because this strip also ends with Greece). I couldn't find it anywhere and I started wondering if it was just a fever dream I had, but actually it does exist! I only found this page though, and the post I took it from said the source was Hetarchives (which is also where I read it many years ago) ... Except now I just cannot find it. I don't know where to look ;-;
Does anyone happen to have a link or something..? :/
EDIT. I forgot to mention, the strip itself was titled I Want to Press Various Things Onto You (お前に色々おしつけたい。).
Finally got to this! It’s the color pages Himaruya did for the introduction of the “Get the World” event Kitayume Anthology Hetalian! This had been posted on livejournal back in 2009, but the images were photos, so I got a copy of the book to scan. It’s a huge doujinshi by the way. Along with this, the other pages Himaruya contributed to the doujinshi were the “German Simulator” strips that were published in volume one.
Translation: goatbit (lj post), losthitsu Typesetting: jammerlea
Hetalia Volume 4: Special Booklet Part 1 Scan and translation: lost_hitsu and spaceinvaderdud
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Hetalia Volume 4: Special Booklet Part 2 Scan and translation: lost_hitsu and spaceinvaderdud
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Well, I’m going this way! I guess this is goodbye.
Ah, yes. There was a lot, but it was pretty fun. Next time we bump into each other, make sure to say hi! And, next time you go on a solo trip, make sure to stop by my house! I’ll show you a good time
Well then, take care of yourself until next time. Later! I look so cool parting ways!
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Bien, ¡Yo voy para este lado! Supongo que esta es la despedida.
Ah, sí. Pasó demasiado, pero fue muy divertido. ¡La próxima vez que nos encontremos asegurate de saludar! Y, la próxima vez que viajes sólo ¡Asegurate de pasar por mi casa! Te daré un buen momento.
Bien pues, cuídate y hasta la próxima. ¡Nos vemos! ¡Me veo tan bien al despedirme!
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What is it? homesick already? Ah, it can’t be helped. But… I think I want to eat West's home-made cooking.* I somehow went on a trip, but… maybe it’s time to go home soon.
What about you? That’s right, you’ll go home too. That’s fine, too. This isn’t the only trip. You can always start another one!
*Not sure about this translation, what do you think?
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¿Qué pasa? ¿Ya estás nostálgico? Ah, es algo inevitable. Pero... Pienso en cuanto quiero comer la comida casera de West.* Y aún así me fui de viaje, pero... tal vez sea tiempo de volver a casa pronto.
¿Qué hay de ti? Así es, quieres volver a casa también. Eso está bien. Este no será el único viaje. ¡Siempre puedes volver a hacer otro!
*No estoy segura si está bien esta traducción ¿Qué les parece?
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This is super delicious! Yum! Amazingly good!
Oh, what’s up? Let me try some of yours!
This! This.. it’s so spicy!! Water! Give me water! Aghh. You always seem to pick the short straw, don’t you? Heh. kesesesese!
I’m going to write about this on my blog! Eh. kesesesese! (coughing)
Water…
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¡Esto es super delicioso! ¡Yum! ¡Asombrosamente bueno!
Oh ¿Qué pasa? ¡Dejame probar lo que pediste!
¡Esto...! ¡¡Esto... es muy picante!! ¡Agua! ¡Dame agua! Aghh. Tu siempre pareces tener mala suerte ¿No es así? Heh ¡Kesesesese!
¡Voy a escribir sobre esto en mi blog! Eh kesesesese! (tosiendo)
Agua...
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What’s that? You don’t speak the language!? You’re rather delicate, aren’t you? If you get caught up on every little thing, you won’t be able to travel alone! Don’t overthink it if you have the energy to get your message across, you’ll be fine! Alright, here’s some valuable advice from me. Are you ready? It is… Auto-Healing! *
*The translation was more like just 'healing', but I think this is a more understandable joke?
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¿Qué pasa? ¿No entiendes el idioma? Eres algo delicado ¿No? Si te dejas vencer por cada pequeña cosa, no serás capaz de viajar solo! No lo sobre-pienses. Si tienes la energía suficiente para que se entienda tu mensaje ¡Estarás bien! De acuerdo, aquí hay un consejo valioso de mi parte. ¿Estás listo? Es... ¡Auto sanación!*
*La traducción era más como sólamente 'sanación', pero creo que el chiste se entiende mejor como auto-sanación?
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Oh, what a beautiful night view! Let’s take a photo for the blog. Why are you looking sadly over the night view, all alone in a place like this? Eh, what’s that? You’re homesick? You’ve become homesick! kesesesese! Well, it is what it is, eh? I’ve got a place up my sleeve to take you! Leave it to me!
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Oh, ¡Qué hermosa vista nocturna! Hagamos una foto para el blog. ¿Por qué miras el paisaje nocturno, solo y triste en un lugar como este? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Estás nostálgico? ¡Estás nostálgico! ¡kesesesese! Bueno, es lo que hay, ¿eh? ¡Tengo un lugar bajo la manga para llevarte! ¡Déjamelo a mí!
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Eurgh, a lot happened today and I’m tired! What’s that? You didn’t talk to anyone today? Heh, you talked to me, didn’t you? The fact that you can talk to me is an amazing thing! And besides, you’re travelling alone - this kind of thing will eventually become a fond memory of this trip! In that case, make sure to give Prussia-sensei his due praise, I'm so cool!
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Eurgh, ¡hoy pasaron muchas cosas y estoy cansado! ¿Qué pasa? ¿No hablaste con nadie hoy? Heh, hablaste conmigo ¿O no? ¡El hecho de que puedas hablar conmigo es una cosa maravillosa! Y además, estas viajando solo - esta clase de cosas se volveran eventualmente un agradable recuerdo de este viaje! En ese caso, asegurate de darle al maestro Prusia sus debidos elogios, ¡Soy asombroso!
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The shop has closed…
might as well come back tomorrow!
If you let yourself get down about little things like this, the whole trip will be ruined!
In this situation, the best thing to do is to go to bed early and start over tomorrow!
Today’s problems don’t carry over into tomorrow!
Always forward-looking, that’s me!
Super cool!
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La tienda estaba cerrada...
¡Pero bien podríamos volver mañana!
¡Si te dejas desanimar por pequeñas cosas como esta, se te arruinará todo el viaje!
¡En situaciones así, lo mejor por hacer es ir a dormir temprano y volver a empezar mañana!
¡Los problemas de hoy no se pasan al mañana!
Siempre mirando adelante ¡Ese soy yo!
¡Súper asombroso!
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ENG/ESP
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You don’t have your passport?!
Oi, oi. Check one more time!
Got it?
Don’t stress.
Stay calm.
Let’s check, calmly.
In the worst case scenario… no, in any case, it’ll be okay!
Calm down, and think of when you last saw it! These things sometimes turn up in pretty unexpected places!
Oh! Found it?!
That’s a relief, bloody hell!
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¿¡No tienes tu pasaporte?! Oi, oi ¡Revisa una vez más! ¿Entendido? No te estreses. Manten la calma. Revisa con calma. En el peor de los casos... no, en cualquier caso ¡Estaremos bien! Tranquil@, y ¡piensa donde lo viste la última vez! ¡Estas cosas a veces aparecen en lugares inesperados! ¡Oh! ¡¿Lo encontraste?! ¡Que alivio, maldita sea!
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Thanks to Notrin, Dranoko and Birdie who donated to make this translation possible!
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ENG/ESP
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Ugh… we missed the plane.
But we can just grab the next one, It’ll be fine.
What? All flights are cancelled?!
Ugh… well... These things happen often.
Don’t sweat it.
If we get lucky they might start flying again soon.
Alright! I’ll stay with you until your mood changes.
You should be honest with yourself and say thanks to me.
You can even praise me on how cool I am.
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Ugh… perdimos el avión. Pero podemos tomar el que sigue, estaremos bien. ¿Qué? ¡¿Todos los vuelos están cancelados?! Ugh… bien… estas cosas pasan seguido. No te preocupes. Si somos afortunados, comenzarán a volar de nuevo pronto. ¡Bien! Me quedaré contigo hasta que te animes. Deberías ser honesto contigo mismo y agradecerme. Incluso puedes elogiarme por lo genial que soy.
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Thanks to Notrin, Dranoko and Birdie who donated to make this translation possible!
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ENG/ESP
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What a coincidence to meet you here!
What’s up with that grief-stricken face of yours?
What? You got lost?
You dropped your map?
Geez! These things happen because you let your guard down.
Alright! We’ll look for it together so don’t worry about it.
I don’t like rushing when I travel, so don’t sweat it.
Besides, aren’t we better off together?
This side of me, that helps someone in need, is super cool!
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¡Que coincidencia encontrarte aquí!
¿Qué pasa con esa cara larga tuya?
¿Qué? ¿Te perdiste?
¿Perdiste tu mapa?
¡Venga! Esas cosas pasan cuando bajas la guardia.
¡Bien! Lo buscaremos juntos, así que no te preocupes.
No me gusta apurarme cuando viajo, así que no te presiones.
Además ¿No es mejor que estemos juntos?
Este lado mío de ayudar a alguien en apuros… ¡Soy asombroso!
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Thanks to Notrin, Dranoko and Birdie who donated to make this translation possible!
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ENG/ESP
What?
Why do you look so puzzled?
You were forced to buy something you hadn’t planned on buying?
Kesesesese,
Did you get scammed?
It’s because you’re such a clutz.
Kesesesese. …
Ugh… I mean, you know what they say...
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
One day you’ll be able to remember this and laugh about it.
So don’t be so hard on yourself.
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¿Qué?
¿Por qué te ves tan descolocado?
¿Te obligaron a comprar algo que no planeabas comprar?
Kesesesese
¿Te estafaron?
Es porque eres tonto,
kesesesese. …
Ugh… Quiero decir, tú sabes lo que dicen…
Lo que pasa en las Vegas, se queda en las Vegas.
Un día vas a recordar esto y te reirás de ello.
No seas tan duro contigo.
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ENG/ESP
Hmm… I love this feeling… It’s perfect for me.
I should buy this for Italia-chan as a present.
(Bells ring)
Huh? You again?
We sure run into each other often.
I stand out if I’m alone!
Me? I’m traveling because I have no other choice.
Never mind that, is that a present for someone?
If that’s the case… how about this?
The texture is wicked good!
I’ll get this one.
What about you? You should get the same one.
I’m telling you to get this one!
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Hmm… me encanta esta sensación… es perfecta para mí.
Debería comprar esto como regalo para Italia-chan.
(Suena la campana de la puerta)
¿Huh? ¿Tu de nuevo?
Definitivamente nos encontramos seguido.
¡Resalto cuando estoy solo!
¿Yo? Estoy viajando por qué no tengo alternativa.
No importa
¿Eso que llevas ahí es para alguien?
En ese caso… ¿Qué tal esto?
¡La textura es muy buena!
Llevaré este.
¿Qué hay de ti? Deberías comprar el mismo.
¡Te digo que compres este!
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There were hidden fees for the translation, but still I’ll share with you the entire CD, I hope we get enough to translate another CD soon <3
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Hey, we meet again
What are you eating?
Is it delicious?
Let me eat a little
…good!
This dish is amazing
Alright, I'll ask for this too
Even so, is there only you at the restaurant?
You’re a lonely guy
By the way, do you want me to eat with you?
How are you? Isn’t it nice to eat with me like this?
No? No?
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Oye, te volví a encontrar
¿Qué estás comiendo?
¿Es delicioso?
Déjame comer un poco
¡Está bueno!
Este plato es asombroso
Está bien, también lo pediré
Aun así, ¿Estás sólo en este restaurante?
Eres una persona solitaria.
Por cierto, ¿quieres que coma contigo?
¿Qué tal? ¿No es lindo comer conmigo aquí?
¿No? ¿No?
—- Thanks to Notrin & Dranoko who donated to make this translation possible!There were hidden fees for the translation, but still I’ll share with you the entire CD, I hope we get enough to translate another CD soon <3
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Something wrong with this place?
what? You forgot something at home?
The journey has already begun
Didn't you make sure you didn't forget anything before you went out?
Jeez. It can't be helped
If I have something, I can share a little bit with you.
Because I know that traveling alone can bring inconvenience.
I see, I see. Are you happy?
Thank me as much as you want.
¿Hay algo malo con este lugar?
¿Qué? ¿Olvidaste algo en casa?
El viaje ya ha comenzado
¿No te aseguraste de no olvidar nada antes de salir?
Dios. No se puede evitar
Si tengo algo, lo puedo dividir un poco.
Porque sé que viajar solo puede traer inconvenientes.
Ya veo, ya veo ¿Estás feliz?
Agradéceme tanto como quieras.
---- Thanks to Notrin & Dranoko who donated to make this translation possible! There were hidden fees for the translation, but still I'll share with you the entire CD, I hope we get enough to translate another CD soon <3
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Alright so this is the first track, I already had translated this one. I share it with you right now as a thank you!
ENG /ESP:
Hey, here
How about this fresh morning air and the wonderful sunrise colors?
Such a beautiful morning, what you can enjoy will be the best part of your journey
Even though you can’t convey this impression to anyone, you…
You’re a lonely guy
I can't help it, We’ll see it together
Feel grateful, kesesesese
I am kind.
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¡Hey hola!,
¿Que tal este fresco aire de mañana y los bellos colores del amanecer?
Lo mejor de comenzar con un viaje es que puedes disfrutar de mañanas tan hermosas
Aunque no puedes compartir esto con nadie, tú…
Eres una persona solitaria.
No hay remedio, te acompañaré.
Siéntete agradecido, kesesesese
¡Soy tan amable!
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